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So God Made a Democrat

Home - by - February 11, 2013 - 18:20 America/New_York - 8 Comments

by Daniel Greenfield, FrontPageMag

God looked down on Washington D.C. and said “I need someone who will steal morning, noon and night. Who will steal from the rich to give to the poor and steal from the poor to give to the rich and fool them all and keep all the loot.”

So God made a Democrat.

God said, “I need college man to come to a farm and tell the farmer that he can’t feed his hogs with lettuce from his own farm or use the manure from his pigs to grow his lettuce. I need an inspector who will tell him how much he can sell his milk for and warn him that his son riding on the tractor constitutes child labor. I need someone to pay a farmer not to farm so that poor people can’t afford bread.”

So God made a Democrat.

“I want a union organizer who hires non-union picketers to keep workers from working, a politician who fights for the people by taking money from billionaires and a clergyman who worships whoever runs on the party line. I want a banker who fights for the poor and gives to the party and a party that pays the poor man eight times to vote for the banker’s man.”

So God made a Democrat.

“I need someone to retire at 55 with generous benefits from a government job. I need lawmakers who will pass laws without reading them. I need teachers who refuse to teach kids unless they’re paid twice as much as any worker in their city. I need people to sit on commissions and make rules about lines of work that they’ve never been in.”

So God made a Democrat

“I need a Catholic who’s for abortion. A Jew who’s for Palestine. A Mormon who’s against the Church. A Baptist who’s for evolution. A Methodist who doesn’t believe in god. And a Muslim who believes in destroying America.”

So God made a Democrat.

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» 8 Comments

  1. Aunt Liz

    February 11th, 2013

    Thanks so much for posting this Claudia! LOVE Greenfield and get the FrontPage newsletter, but somehow missed this.

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  2. grayscape

    February 11th, 2013

    God needed stupid selfish greedy evil people to be an example to the rest of us what NOT to be like – so God made a Democrat.

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  3. grayscape

    February 11th, 2013

    God needed someone who deserved to be smitten – so God made a Democrat.

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  4. John Cooper

    February 11th, 2013

    That’s pretty cold that Frontpage Mag didn’t even credit the people who created that (now-viral) video: Sooper Mexican, based upon an idea by Matt Dawson.

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  5. cfm990

    February 11th, 2013

    The original is still the best.
    VIVA EL SOOPER!

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  6. I beg to differ

    February 11th, 2013

    The devil made democrates.

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  7. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    February 11th, 2013

    beg to differ is correct

    demonRATs are spawns from Hell

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  8. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    February 11th, 2013

    I differ too. God didn’t make any of them.

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