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Did he achieve room temperature?

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“If you tell a lie often enough, the people will accept it as a truth.”

J. Goebbels

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They shoot horses, don’t they?

“Fake, but accurate.”
I guess when his brain snapped, his mind took him back to a happy place before he was made a laughingstock.
Like old folks in rest homes who get confused and think they’re still in their childhood.

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Nope, he is 98.6 degrees F, unless nobody cares enough to report differently…which is very possible.

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What a doddering old fool. “We were the first to report it and put it on the “television”. You know, that electronic gizmo what puts out sound and pictures.”

I see the frequency hasn’t changed, Kenneth.

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Ray Finkle still believes that Marino did not place the laces out.

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“and next up after the commercial break, we have breaking news on my show, ‘Dan Rather live with Dan Rather’, Lyndon LaRouche has incontrovertible evidence of an October Surprise in the Reagan White House regarding the release of those 52 American hostages.

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The left will still use BUT GEORGE BUSH! BUT GEORGE BUSH! as their battle cry against reality for the next two hundered years.

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Dan Rather, America’s answer to Bagdad Bob.

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If you stop paying attention to the asshole he’ll go away.

Dog track time, Gunga Dan.

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Rather seems to think that a forgery can somehow be truthful. That is not the case. I would like Rather to show me a forged document that contains truthful information. (Forgeries of things like the Declaration of Independence are artwork.) Forgeries, by their very nature and definition, are designed to misrepresent the truth.

Example: The Donation of Constantine was supposed to have been written by Constantine in the 4th century telling everyone that the Roman church was the one true church. It was “discovered” by the Vatican in the 8th century. However, in the 15th century someone looked at it and said, “This looks like it was written using Microsoft Word,” and the cat was out of the bag. It was obviously a fake and targeted at any religious “fence-sitters.”

In other words, the forgery was trying to get people to believe a lie. Which is what all forgeries are for. So, come on Dan! Show me a historical document that is a forgery but contains truthful information.

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bubba thought that, that asshat was dead. bubba wonders if this is a cruel joke by bfh.

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Before he went teats-up, he was a real person. His autobiography The Camera Never Blinks is a touching tale if you know the working-class Texas culture.

Maybe he forgot where he came from. Shame on him.

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I just now got the irony of the graphic…Doh!

Yeah, his brain acheived room temp long ago!

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Thanks, but I’d rather not.

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Useless Ijit

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Yeah,Well poor Dan Rather took a great fall. As they say in Texas, “He hit the ground like a shit from a tall cow’s ass.”

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Maybe some Garlic and a Cross will send him running, apparently, humiliation doesn’t work .

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