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Leave the Poor Homely Girl Alone, She’s a Mute

Home - by - February 10, 2013 - 17:24 America/New_York - 20 Comments

So somebody posted a picture of an ex-Packers NFL Cheerleader on Facebook and the comments weren’t kind. Is this girl ugly? No. Is she cheerleader hot? Well, if the purpose of a cheerleader is to be eye candy she’s not quite there.

Why am I posting this 1st world problem video? Because I need to vent about these stupid-ass flash card videos. Does she not have the ability to speak? What purpose does it serve to write all of this out and then not simply read it?

The first person to make the pity-party flash card video created something unique.We watched it because we haven’t seen it since Bob Dylan did it FIFTY YEARS AGO!

Now I want the people who make us suffer through the unnecessarily slow and agonizing card turning to die in my sleep. (Not in their sleep. My sleep. I want to wake up in a world where this doesn’t happen anymore. Too harsh? Perhaps if I write it on cards, and flip them, you’ll all see very clearly that I’m really the victim here.)

It’s almost as if these pinhead’s wishes have come true when they finally have something happen that is remotely flip card-worthy. STOP IT! The only people still moved by these videos are professional empaths who have a symbiotic relationship with the professional victims.

» 20 Comments

  1. Left Coast Dan

    February 10th, 2013

    INXS did a decent video with the flashcard bit too. Aaaannd that’s about it. The idea of this format lending more gravity to the situation is ludicrous. It’s clearly a passive-aggressive gesture from a person who can’t just brush things off. The only positive side are some of the parodies.

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  2. Ricky

    February 10th, 2013

    No Audio huh?.. she probably has a squeaky voice and doesn’t want to be teased about that either.
    So, what was the picture used to represent?
    let me guess.. some stuck up babe who won’t give those guys the time of day.
    (she’s still a cheese head!)

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  3. Pickled Liver

    February 10th, 2013

    Watching that the only thing that crossed my mind is it’s five minutes of my life wasted ! WTF?

    Say what you want to say you stupid twatwaffle or stay away from videos!

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  4. Unneutral

    February 10th, 2013

    Personally, I don’t see her as homely, not at all.

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  5. MaryfromMarin

    February 10th, 2013

    For the ten millionth time, so glad I’m not on Facebook.

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  6. Chieftain

    February 10th, 2013

     
  7. Bad Brad

    February 10th, 2013

    I can’t believe she made the squad. I bet she needs to sneak up on her Pom Poms.

    I’m tired of the whole Bullying thing. This Superbowl commercial was somewhat refreshing. I think this is the way we used to handle it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPZ8LZQMPys
    .

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  8. Dagney

    February 10th, 2013

    Probably the most boring video ever.

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  9. AbigailAdams

    February 10th, 2013

    Thank you.

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  10. WiscoDave

    February 10th, 2013

    Unlike other NFL teams the Green Bay Packers do not have an official cheer leading squad. They are typically local college students.
    The Packers had the University of Wisconsin–Green Bay (UWGB) cheerleaders cheer after they no longer had professional cheerleaders (1988). The team currently uses college cheer leading squads, with the UWGB squad (coed) and St. Norbert’s (all girl) cheering at each home game.

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  11. Claudia

    February 10th, 2013

    I’m with you, Fur. That’s why I didn’t watch it.

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  12. RANDO

    February 10th, 2013

    I stay off of buses ans facebook.

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  13. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 10th, 2013

    Does she show any skin? If not, I need that four minutes.

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  14. Truthsayer221

    February 10th, 2013

    Good God! ¿Are we really reduced to arguing over this? Some ya’all make me sick! I like I.O.T.W. but this is just “FUBAR” B.S.!

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  15. Bad Brad

    February 10th, 2013

    Who’s arguing Oh sensitive one? Just the usual smart ass comments.

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  16. Truthsayer221

    February 10th, 2013

    Kiss my hairy brad!

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  17. Bad Brad

    February 10th, 2013

    Ease up slick, your out a sync. Obviously no arguing going on here, Right?

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  18. Duke

    February 11th, 2013

    Too bad her wonderful support system doesn’t warn her about her vanity; taking so personally stupid comments from absolute strangers! Seriously!

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  19. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 11th, 2013

    I’m on the thread right now and don’t see who was arguing. Who was arguing? lolol

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  20. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 11th, 2013

    Aaanyway. That video – sheesh. Maybe she should hang out on Pinterest for a while.

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