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SNIP:  These women either need sperm to cover up the fact that they are getting knocked up by someone other than their masters husbands, or there is a  shortage of  kids  to hand over to the Taliban. 


Sperm smuggling alleged at terror prison

Nablus, West Bank (CNN) – Dalal al-Ziben holds her son and kisses his head. Al-Ziben never thought she would have another baby considering her husband has been inside an Israeli prison for 16 years and will likely never get out.

“When they arrested my husband I was 18 years old,” she says.

As is expected from her in conservative Palestinian society she says she has been faithful to her husband. She has simply been waiting, hoping her husband may one day be released from incarceration.

It hasn’t happened and likely never will because he is serving 27 life sentences and an additional 25 years for helping plan a deadly bombing in a Jerusalem market. An act of violence she says he has admitted to.

Palestinian prisoners in Israeli jails are not allowed conjugal visits, but some Israeli prisoners are. The man convicted of assassinating Israel’s Prime Minister Yitzah Rabin was allowed conjugal visits.

Al-Ziben says she got pregnant by her husband because he managed to have his sperm smuggled out of a high security prison.

“Why does the wife of a prisoner have to suffer and stay like this without children and a family? It is our right to meet our husbands and our right to have children,” Al-Ziben says.

MORE  http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/08/world/meast/palestinian-sperm-smuggling/index.html


  1. marleenna1959

    February 10th, 2013

    Just a suspicion on how it was smuggled out. Did Obama visit him in prison?

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  2. sig94

    February 10th, 2013

    Cut it off, fit it with an air valve stem and let her take it home. There ya go.

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  3. Harbqll

    February 10th, 2013

    Pregnant via sperm smuggled out of a prison.


    I guess this story sounds plausible to 7th century muslim barbarians. After all, we’ve heard from multiple American army doctors who had to explain to afghanis the reason their wives weren’t getting pregnant was because they were…(ahem) delivering their packages to the rear entrance.

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  4. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 10th, 2013

    Do the women wear blue dresses when they go to visit?

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  5. Cynic

    February 10th, 2013

    After marrying a young beautiful girl, a ninety year old man told his
    doctor that they were expecting a child.

    “Let me tell you a story,” said the doctor. “There was an absent minded
    fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought
    his umbrella. Before he realized his error, an angry beaver charged him. He
    aimed his umbrella at the beaver, shot and killed him on the spot.”

    “That`s impossible!”, the geezer exclaimed. “Somebody else must have
    shot that beaver!”

    “Exactly!”, replied the doctor.

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