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  1. Claudia

    February 9th, 2013

    I’d rather be an orphan.

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  2. Ham&Mothers

    February 9th, 2013

    My ass, he is!

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  3. Unruly Refugee

    February 9th, 2013

    Worship at the altar of 0bama. Looks like the kaaba — very fitting.

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  4. Dr. Tar

    February 9th, 2013

    “Honey, some day you’ll get free birth control to. Obama promised.”

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  5. RWF

    February 9th, 2013

    Well. I know my Daddy.

    He is a strong and thoughtful man.
    A man who never lies. Who never cheated.
    Who was responsible.
    A kind man who served his country through military service.

    A man who loves his family.

    And who was proud of his country.

    You, “sir” are not my Dad.

    Not even close.

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  6. Shiny, let's go be bad guys

    February 9th, 2013

    Yeah sweetie, he’ll take good care of you, just like uncle Kim Jong Un and his father before him, Kim Jong Il took care of their children in North Korea

    Your stomach will never know what it’s like to be full again.

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  7. Tim

    February 9th, 2013

    100 years of socialist corruption is taking its toll.

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  8. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 9th, 2013

    Oh he be your Daddy alright. Gambles the rent money on hair-brained energy schemes. Takes lavish vacations. Doesn’t play by the rules and only comes around when he wants some “lovin” or money and then leaves after he get it. Oh yeah, he be your Daddy.

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  9. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 9th, 2013

    Did the artist mean to imply something by making the girls’ hair red?

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  10. bitterclinger

    February 9th, 2013

    My dad never called me “comrade.”

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  11. norman einstein

    February 9th, 2013

    “Mommy, Mommy…will THIS daddy stick around for more than a week? And I don’t want THIS one to play “TSA Inspector” with me.”

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  12. Tim

    February 9th, 2013

    Yo, Dan, he ain’t gambling no money – that’s out and out theft – through our corrupt Legislature.

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  13. Tuesday

    February 9th, 2013

    Never did I hear the gov’t will take care of us from my mom growing up and never did my kids hear this from their father and I in our home! I don’t want to experience Ocrap’s version of taking care of anyone who doesn’t see things his way.

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