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  1. Diann

    February 9th, 2013

    Slotted spoons.

    Clever

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  2. Claudia

    February 9th, 2013

    Hope they don’t spring a leak.

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  3. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 9th, 2013

    But there’s probably an APP for that.

    (yes, my cell phone has a rotary dial)

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  4. Dr. Tar

    February 9th, 2013

    If Reagan economics was trickle down, what is Obamanomics – turn everything to shit?

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  5. Carlos The Jackal

    February 9th, 2013

    Seems to me the water in shit creek would be a different color…

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  6. Hanoverfist

    February 9th, 2013

    ^But the plants are doing well.

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  7. the aardvark

    February 9th, 2013

    Nah those are just Tootsie rolls. Come on boys, eat up and give thanks to lil king barry that he provided some free food for you. I’m afraid all we’re going to get from these jerks is a shit sandwich. YUMMMY!

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  8. Unruly Refugee

    February 9th, 2013

    Next generation is sunk.

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  9. Claudia

    February 9th, 2013

    @Unruly, well, at least they will stay off my lawn.

    Oops! That just slipped out! hehehe

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  10. Shiny, let's go be bad guys

    February 9th, 2013

    “The desirable solution can only be attained by the defeat, and the continued defeat, of the Democratic Party” – General Grant

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  11. Billy Fuster

    February 9th, 2013

    Obama is not Santa Claus–He is Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo.

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  12. the aardvark

    February 9th, 2013

    Love the South Park reference Billy.

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  13. Althing79

    February 9th, 2013

    This would be funny if I didn’t have a 3 year old son.

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  14. bitterclinger

    February 9th, 2013

    Billy — That’s yet another excellent moniker for Ear Leader: President Hanky.

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  15. Brian

    February 10th, 2013

    For decades, Republicans failed to harness the biogassy goodness of Shit Creek’s poopy potential. Forward! Not backwards. Floaters! Not sinkers. Through government investment, it’s full steam ahead.

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