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Iran: Proof New Fighter Jet Not A Hoax

Home - by - February 9, 2013 - 23:00 America/New_York - 11 Comments

TEHRAN (BHN) – In response to western claims that a recently introduced Iranian fighter jet is a “pathetic hoax,” Iran presented evidence Friday they say proves the Queefer F-313 Air Death is a real, functioning aircraft.

A posted video purports to show the now-infamous Iranian astronaut/pilot putting the jet through its paces over mountainous terrain.

“A hoax would not be able to do the advanced and deadly maneuvers of the Queefer. Let this be a warning to all who doubt the danger our weapons represent,” an English voice-over says while a camera records a small, terrified monkey strapped into what appears to be an out-of-control r/c airplane.

The video ends abruptly with the craft suddenly going inverted then heading straight down, as an unidentified liquid splatters the cockpit.

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» 11 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    February 9th, 2013

    Give the a break, “Air Death”. They didn’t specify who was dieing.

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  2. yourfavoriteunkle

    February 9th, 2013

    REALLY??!! It’s called the “Queefer”…. Say it isn’t so. Is it armed with “Chickie Whistle” warheads? Do you have to shave a landing strip for it?
    My inquiring mind needs to know….

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  3. Bad Brad

    February 9th, 2013

    Or Dying.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 9th, 2013

    Let this be a warning to all who doubt the danger our weapons represent…

    …to ourselves.

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  5. grayscape

    February 9th, 2013

    “Do you have to shave a landing strip for it?”

    BWAAAHAAHAAHAA!!!

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  6. Left Coast Dan

    February 9th, 2013

    Big Hairy News – wish you really made a video, would have been fun!

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  7. Bad Brad

    February 9th, 2013

    A video would have been cool. But was that the chimp or Ahmadinejad? I can’t tell the difference.

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  8. Edith McCrotch

    February 9th, 2013

    If Obama had a son….

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 10th, 2013

    LOLOL!!! That monkey’s face!

    Arrgh but now this song is now stuck in my head!
    *sigh*

    http://youtu.be/58QOBqAWNzE….-

    I knew I should have just gone to bed and not stop off at iotw. I never learn.

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  10. old_oaks

    February 10th, 2013

    Gud luck with that.

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  11. Billy Fuster

    February 10th, 2013

    The QUEEFER??!! HA HA HA HA HA HA

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