TEHRAN (BHN) – In response to western claims that a recently introduced Iranian fighter jet is a “pathetic hoax,” Iran presented evidence Friday they say proves the Queefer F-313 Air Death is a real, functioning aircraft.
A posted video purports to show the now-infamous Iranian astronaut/pilot putting the jet through its paces over mountainous terrain.
“A hoax would not be able to do the advanced and deadly maneuvers of the Queefer. Let this be a warning to all who doubt the danger our weapons represent,” an English voice-over says while a camera records a small, terrified monkey strapped into what appears to be an out-of-control r/c airplane.
The video ends abruptly with the craft suddenly going inverted then heading straight down, as an unidentified liquid splatters the cockpit.