See these troublemakers? Yeah. Behold the almost-criminal, obviously lawbreaking hooligans. You know, the ones seen here with those horrifyingly OFFENSIVE headbands…
They look like some sort of offensive threat, don’t they?
Well, these obvious misfits “got suspended from Adolfo Camarillo High School for wearing their American Flag Headbands to the basketball game.”
You see, administrators at the school said that the headbands could be “viewed as offensive,” so the boys were asked to leave.
How dare they. I mean, American-themed headbands that symbolize the AMERICAN FLAG are offensive, don’t you see? Damn them and their American swag! What do they think this IS? America??