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3rd World People Read 1st World Problems

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  1. Hot Cracker with a gun

    February 8th, 2013

    I hate living in America where I am constantly told I should hate being an American. ugh

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

    I hate it when fuckers use small children and crippled people to make me feel bad for the shit I had to work hard to earn, instead of kicking the balls of the 3rd world gumbint that puts people like them in these situations.

    Fuck you. *drinks bottled water from some fucking sparkly snowy mountain in France*

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  3. reddecaesari

    February 8th, 2013

    i hate it when a product of their country becomes our president

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  4. Cynic

    February 8th, 2013

    It won’t be long before you can film a video like that in a blue state.

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  5. Dadof3

    February 8th, 2013

    @ MJA

    LOL Tell us how you really fucking feel!

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

    LOL. I feel like watering my houseplants with perrier. :)

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  7. harbqll

    February 8th, 2013

    I was going to post a comment, but MJA seems to have ripped the words right out of my brain and posted first.

    “First World Problems are not problems.” BLOW ME

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

    BRB, I have to hand feed macadamia nuts and truffles to the squirrel outside. Gaah.

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  9. MaryfromMarin

    February 8th, 2013

    Oops, another attitude check needed! Not for me this time–learned my lesson the other day.

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  10. Left Coast Dan

    February 8th, 2013

    The challenge is finding ways in which you can really help others in an enduring way, rather than ‘give a man a fish’, or worse yet see your donation go to a dictator. I suppose that’s why so many people say that charity begins at home – my largest contributions both of time and money are to my scout troop and church (particularly youth).

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  11. Left Coast Dan

    February 8th, 2013

    And in MJA’s honor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhW7rpFhr2k
    .

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  12. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

    They treat you like shit, and then they ask you for money. Naaah don’t think so, buddy boy.

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  13. Moxie Man

    February 8th, 2013

    @MJA – Whoah, that hot Vargas girl look sure gave you a sharp tongue!

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  14. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

    LOL Left Coast Dan. I forgot about that scene.
    “Perooo”. heheh

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  15. bitterclinger

    February 8th, 2013

    Heh. The guy who invented the Segway (don’t hold that against him) has invented a water purifier the size of a dorm refrigerator. It purifies everything into clean water — even paint.

    Now, with the progs so worked up about overpopulation, do you think they’re going to ALLOW poor countries to get this device?

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  16. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

    Well, you know… It’s Friday and I’m full of Scotch. Milk! Milk… I’m full of milk. *eyes darting*

    It’s just that guiltsults (insults+guilt) do not work on me and it irritates me when people do it.

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  17. Moxie Man

    February 8th, 2013

    I hate it when the crawl on the TV screens covers the boobs of the women, which are the only reasons I watch the stupid shows in the first place!

    (Happens a lot with the hot chick “journalists” on the local news, too.)

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  18. Moxie Man

    February 8th, 2013

    MJA getting a Ginger-tude?

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  19. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

    Oh gaaah. I’m sassy, not insane. :)

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  20. Moxie Man

    February 8th, 2013

    @MJA – Sorry, stay sassy!

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  21. MaryfromMarin

    February 8th, 2013

    @MJA–

    Is it true that blondes have more fun?

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  22. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

    I dunno, I’ll ask a real blonde if I ever meet one. My blonde friends have black roots. hahaha

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  23. MaryfromMarin

    February 8th, 2013

    @MJA–

    Like Kunta Kinte’s?

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  24. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 8th, 2013

     
  25. Dadof3

    February 8th, 2013

    @ MJA

    The sun bleached look!

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  26. MaryfromMarin

    February 8th, 2013

    @MJA–

    Can’t fool me. That “lady” is from Madame Tussauds. Probably just a wax malfunction.

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  27. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 8th, 2013

    OMG, I think I’m going to cry! But then I think, if I give you money, your black ass dictator will steal it with no benefit to you. So, I’m sorry you’re probably going to die, statistically speaking, in a black African country (much like our third world Blue Cities in America under black liberals) but to waste my money on any individual or country that does not subscribe to Judeo Christian values is money down a black hole (no offense).

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  28. old_oaks

    February 8th, 2013

    STUFF THE ICE CHEST!

    Aye, captain!

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  29. Shiny, Let's go be bad guys

    February 9th, 2013

    They are where they are because the people allow the dictators to reign with impunity. They choose not to do anything, and blame us for their misery.

    Their history is a history of tribal wars, dictators and islam.

    The fact of the matter is, Christians and conservatives spend and send by far more of their hard earned money to these nations than any democrat or liberal ‘humanitarian’ organizations, all with little or no tangible positive or long term results.

    But we are constantly reminded that we should continue to feel guilty, and somehow it is our fault for being better off than them.

    Why do you rarely see their black American brothers and sisters running to help them? Same thing happened in Haiti, 90% of all the help I observed there were by white Christian/conservative folk.

    We know how to help, it’s just the liberals don’t, but they think by lecturing us and making us feel guilty they are vindicated and so very noble.

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