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Eventually, I’m guessing there is going to be a call from the White House to Chris Rock saying, “Please, stop helping us.”

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Is that going in or coming out. Looks like a “plan” to me.

“Papillon endured a brief stay at a prison in Caen. As soon as he boarded a vessel bound for South America, he learned about the brutal life that prisoners had to endure at the prison colony. Murders were not uncommon among convicts, and men were cut with makeshift knives for their charger (a hollow metal cylinder containing money, lodged in the rectum; it has also been called a plan).”

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http://www.trymynuts.com/images/products/bossofme300.jpg

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Well…there goes breakfast.

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I used to think Chris Rock was actually funny. Seeing him there on the podium with his nose and mouth reeking of Obammy’s taint makes me sick. Funny how he didn’t mention the real problem which he so eloquently discussed in this bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tkZuLixZOk

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Then how come ol’ Boss Bush didn’t get that reverence?

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Looks about right. Not right, … accurate.

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Want to know what my plan is?

I think this summer/fall I’m going to spend a few days with Costa Ludis.

http://www.costaludus.com/index.php?route=training/index

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Yeah.

Like Papa Doc

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Well, that explains the breast feedings in the Lincoln Bedroom – Chris must have an Oedipus complex.

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Why does anyone pay atttention to this moron? Morons all, Jackie Chan, Danny Glover, Harry Bellafonte, Sean Penn, Matt Damon etc. Please go away and shut the Hell up, we don’t give a flying f**k what you have to say. I don’t care what any celebutard has to say anymore. And who died and made lil barry a so called god?

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This is exactly what the obeyme administration wants. Public figures begging the goobermint to “do something”.

I believe the phrase “useful idiots” comes to mind.

Here’s a plan…. Chris Flop and his co-horts standing around in ANWR waiting for the next truck load of drilling pipe to arrive so they can unload it and hand carry it to the oil rig. Once they are done for the day, its back in the cell block.

Yeah, I have a dream too.

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Chris Rock ranks up there with Tony Bennett in low intelligence utterings.

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I’ll bet there were security guards at Rock’s press conference that were packing heat.

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Hey CRock-

If Obumfuk is the country’s “daddy,” he’s, in the ghetto parlance, a “baby-daddy” who cares not one whit about his unclaimed offspring.

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@Althing79- Right. 1996 HBO “Bring The Pain,” still relevant and worth viewing. Seventeen years ago.

Then he was paid a visit by JJ or one of his demons.

CRock hasn’t been worth a damn since.

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That picture is erroneous. I have it on good authority that when c.rock was born, they kept the afterbirth and tossed the baby…

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You’re being mean racists again, many “fill in the blank – Americans” have no clue who thier daddy is … “If I had a Dad he would look like Barack”

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Hey all you criminals. There’s a shitload of rich people that don’t have guns in there houses. Easy pickens.

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@Sam, not so fast.
You didn’t factor in the fact that all celebrities, whether political or otherwise amoral, are LYING HYPOCRITES. Those that lack the fortitude to carry personally use their ill-gotten gains to buy protection.

They just preach that everyone else should be defenseless.

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All communist religionists see the state leader as a father figure, the state itself as God. Many times as one-in-the-same.

Take in the big picture, the Father and his priests are calling for civilian disarmament. We are repeating history.

Don’t you think 20th century democidists smiled, made rousing speeches, promised complete safety and prosperity just like ours?

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Chris Rock, “the president is our boss”
The president IS NOT our boss, you asshat, the president WORKS FOR US you moron.

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Chris Rock. The poor man’s Richard Pryor.

Whenever I see Chris Rock in a movie I always ask myself, “Mr. No Depth gets paid to play (with) himself?”

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One more thing. I sure hope and pray that graphic runs across his desk! LOL!!!

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Wait one minute, that baby is coming out of the wrong side.

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Hey – I just got around to looking up “toilet baby” on urban dictionary.
Yup – Chris Rock sure looks like one in that picture!

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Chris Rock just another willing sap content in selling out his race to the prog Demarcates.

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Does anyone remember when Rock was funny?

Me neither.

There was the one thing he did that was funny.
How not to get you ass kicked by the police.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

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