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Quiz – Which Knuckleheaded Know-Nothing Celebrity Said This?
If you know the answer, keep it in your breast pocket. I want genuine guesses.
This was a bonehead talking about gun control.
Washington Times
President Obama’s gun control push got some Hollywood star power at a Wednesday morning news conference at the Capitol that included appearances from actors Chris Rock, Adam Scott, and Amanda Peet — as well as XXXXXXX who cautioned that if America does not act on the issue of gun violence, it could be headed down the road of 1940s Germany.
“We should just care for our children so much,” XXXXXX said, adding that he’s told his own children: “no guns in my house; they’re not allowed.”
“I just believe that assault weapons — they were invented for war,” he said. “They shouldn’t be on our streets here.”
“This is the kind of [turn] that happened to the great country of Germany, where the Nazis came over, created tragic things, and they had to be told off,” he continued. “And if we continue this kind of violence and accept it in our country, the rest of the world is going to take care of us in a very bad way. We should learn that we’re the greatest country because we’re all different nationalities, different religions, and we should show the rest of the world how to behave.”
!SNIP!
Astoundingly stupid.
Okay, hints. It’s a man. He’s old. He’s been stupid his entire life. (No, seriously. He thinks of himself as a thoughtful intellectual, a man of all seasons, and he has NEVER sounded lucid, even when he was younger.)
Let the guesses begin.





Diann
February 6th, 2013
Tim Robbins?
Ohadi84
February 6th, 2013
Harry Belefonte.
AbigailAdams
February 6th, 2013
That guy who co starred with Paul Newman in The Sting. Can’t remember his name.
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
nope. try again. (he’s older)
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
No to Harry Belafonte. But I like that guess.
No to Robert Redford.
Stirrin the B.S.
February 6th, 2013
Ed Asner
AbigailAdams
February 6th, 2013
Robert Redford
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
No to Ed Asner.
No to Robert Redford.
And honestly, I don’t think either of those 2 would make a statement as lunkheaded and historically inaccurate as this Nazi Germany statement.
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
Aleon. That wasn’t a guess. That was a statement indicating that you knew what the answer was.
conservative cowgirl
February 6th, 2013
Morgan Freakman?
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
I guess I should drop more hints.
Bad rug.
Stirrin the B.S.
February 6th, 2013
Samuel L Jackson
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
No to Morgan Freakman.
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
No to Samuel L. Jackson.
This guy is in his 80s.
BILL
February 6th, 2013
obama?
BILL
February 6th, 2013
biden?
Stirrin the B.S.
February 6th, 2013
Richard Dreyfuss
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
Bill wins for funniest answer.
RickeyG
February 6th, 2013
Tony Bennett?
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
No to Dreyfus.
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
Rickey G…… ding ding ding
illustr8r
February 6th, 2013
Carl Reiner?
Stirrin the B.S.
February 6th, 2013
Clint Eastwood (just kidding)
conservative cowgirl
February 6th, 2013
Dick Van Dyke? Is he still alive?
conservative cowgirl
February 6th, 2013
I was getting warmer!
Cynic
February 6th, 2013
Bad rug? That reminds me of Jim Trafficant, the congressman from Ohio that looked like he had a squirrel on his head.
RickeyG
February 6th, 2013
And what is someone in his 80′s doing telling his “kids” no guns in the house?
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
This stuff out of Tony Bennet’s mouth is jaw droppingly stupid.
We have to get control of the guns amongst the citizenry lest we turn into Nazi Germany.
Mary
February 6th, 2013
Larry King.
Cynic
February 6th, 2013
Sean Penn?
KF
February 6th, 2013
Rip Torn? (I think it’s hi birthday today)
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
Ya, his 62 year-old kids.
BigFurHat
February 6th, 2013
I think Rip Torn is a conservative. A drunken nutty conservative.
Stirrin the B.S.
February 6th, 2013
Hey, it’s been a long time since you’ve had a contest – like visual puns or song titles. What do you think?
RickeyG
February 6th, 2013
Cynic you’re close…it was actually 2 squirrels that fought to the death on top of his head.
Mary
February 6th, 2013
Oh, figures. Nancy Pelosi’s buddy.
KF
February 6th, 2013
Has Bennet ever done LSD or something similar?
AbigailAdams
February 6th, 2013
I had to go peak. Yup, this is someone from whom we should all profit from his intellectual fount of social wisdom. /sarc
Stranded in Sonoma
February 6th, 2013
Wow! Tony Bennett. I guess all that SF fog is actually between his ears.
RickeyG
February 6th, 2013
A combo of LSD & Alzheimer’s maybe…he’s gotten real stoopid the last few years…
aleon
February 6th, 2013
I got caught cheating!
Just because he wears a BIG FUR HAT doesn’t mean you can pull the wool over his eyes.
Stranded in Sonoma
February 6th, 2013
This is strange that the libtards let one of their senile own off the plantation long enough to actually speak. And it’s doubly strange that the press actually printed what he said.
They usually wait for an older conservative to be at some function and ask him questions to see if he is as senile as the old liberals. Sometimes he is and the press has a field day with it.
And if you attack Mr. Bennett then you’ll be a hater because he’s old and defenseless.
KF
February 6th, 2013
He left his brain in SFO
kono
February 6th, 2013
I would have guessed Andy Griffith….is he dead yet?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 6th, 2013
LOL I thought Ed Asner, too. But yeah, Tony Bennett is a slow witted wanna be Dean Martin. lol.
Edward Jude
February 6th, 2013
Martin Sheen
Bastiat Fan
February 6th, 2013
Someone should really tell Tony “I Left my Brain in San Francisco” Bennett that the Nazis were only able to achieve their murderous plans after THEY DISARMED THE POPULACE. Jews first, natch.
Get a clue, dumbass.
dapenguin
February 6th, 2013
I would have to go with Ed Asner or Robert Redford
LyleLovett666
February 6th, 2013
Hope he gets raped in san francisco.
Boman
February 6th, 2013
Sounds like it could be Swartzenneger.
GI-had Joe
February 6th, 2013
Ed Asner
maryd
February 6th, 2013
game’s over haha!
grayjohn
February 6th, 2013
What difference, at this point, does it make!?
Jhill
February 6th, 2013
Robert Redford.
Carlos The Jackal
February 6th, 2013
Did bennet have a stroke? He talks kinda funny. Which might also explain his 2ndA position.
paganpanhead
February 6th, 2013
Ed Asner ?????
Claudia
February 6th, 2013
I didn’t look at any comments yet.
Couldn’t be Matt Damon because he is too young.
Ed Asner – he’s still alive, right?
Yeah, that’s my guess.
Claudia
February 6th, 2013
Tony Bennett!!!! Hohohoho, I was way off the mark!
Isn’t it funny how many people guessed Ed Asner and Robert Redford?!
elborba
February 6th, 2013
Harrison Ford?
Anonymous
February 6th, 2013
He left his (brain) in San Fransisco.
And look what they did with it…
God help us.
Johnny Freedom
February 6th, 2013
Tony’s the same assclown moron who proclaimed once that America had made no cultural contributions to the world other than jazz. Just goes to show that a lifetime of weakly imitating Frank Sinatra doesn’t make you smarter.
Anonymous
February 6th, 2013
my wife worked with tony bennett, he’s an egoistical, out of touch, nasty old relic from the past
1200intell
February 6th, 2013
I thought Tony was no longer with us….guess I was right.
SOBscure
February 6th, 2013
After the ‘bad rug’ clue I thought David Letterman for sure!
Moe Tom
February 6th, 2013
I thought Danny Glover. But Tony Bennett could be of that mind. Stupid. Ed Asner is a communist but not that stupid to utter such nonsence. I don’t know the answer, it could be one of so many stupids.
Let us know.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
February 6th, 2013
Dang! I was going to guess Whoopie Goldberg.
Well….you did say it was a man!
Wait…Rosie O’Donnell!
Montjoie
February 6th, 2013
I was going to say Martin Sheen.
norman einstein
February 6th, 2013
HEY…speaking of ‘contests’, whatever happened with the Victoria Jackson contest?
Was a winner announced and I missed it?
xiphos
February 6th, 2013
Without looking at all but the last 2 comments, my guess would be Ed ASSner
factslady
February 6th, 2013
He left his heart in San Francisco. He’s clearly still needs to look for his brain.
Merrick
February 6th, 2013
Tony bennett
Dadof3
February 7th, 2013
It looks like there is a concensus that Ed Asner equals Tony Bennett on the leftard scale.
I concur.
+1 on that sh!t.
MNHawk
February 7th, 2013
He left his brain in San Francisco…