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Please God make it so.

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Can “they all simply”

Please God help me with my grammar.

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What church is it that the Rev. Al represents again? I can’t seem to find it….

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Please God get the rocks out of my mouth so other people can understand me!

Of course, Al drops God from the pledge. Know why? He is President of the Rainbow Coalition.

Rev 6:2: “And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a BOW; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.”

The white horse rider in Rev 6 comes with a BOW, he imitating God after Noah’s flood, thats what the Devil does, he imitates God and wants to be like God and he want to be God. And, he will get it for exactly 7 years ruling from Jerusalem during the Time of Jacob’s trouble. This is what is commonly known as the Great Tribulation. Where the white horse rider (Satan) will kill more than 1/3 of the earth’s population. Read the rest of the verses in Rev 6 and you will see what he does. Then compare this white horse rider to the one in Rev 19 and you will see that they are DIFFERENT. If you are smart then you notice DIFFERENCES. If you are stupid then you integrate everything.

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You are in a canoe in the middle of large lake with a Leftist. A bad thunderstorm is approaching, and you are trying to get to the shore, but he has a bigger paddle and he is paddling against you, puzhing the canoe further out in the lake. You can swim and he cannot.

Do you jump out and swim for shore, hoping he comes to his senses and brings the canoe in to shore, or do you tip it over before you jump out?

I am at the point where I rock the boat, baby.

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obviously, gorillas don’t believe in God

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ThirdTwin you gorgot the most obvious answer… Crack his ass over the head with the paddle and then paddle on to shore! If he falls out, oh well.

As for “Rev. Al”, I have never heard or seen him preach anything except Racial Pimping and Socialist cliches.

I used to know a Hells Angel named “Reverend”! That didn’t make him a pastor!!!

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Liberals make phony Christian ministers, priests and Jewish rabbis. Protestants made their ministers rock stars (how many decide on the church, even the denomination, based on the minister’s speaking style and ‘niceness’? Catholics wanting to emulate that attention had their priests turn from Jesus to the adoring crowd. Black ministers are the worst of all as is their form of church service. Singing ‘Jam for Jesus’ with all the pushing and shoving, it’s no wonder their children never learn to behave and sit still in school. Black ministers have allowed for the destruction of the black family by staying silent on abortion and the evil of welfare so as not to offend the masses and their indirect stream of revenue from the government. Disgusting.

But movies are fantasy and blacks live it every Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCCd5Qh3OtQ
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Remember, Racist, his paddle is bigger. You cannot win this contest with your paddle, whether it is in the water, or out.

Sometimes we have to face the paradox that our salvation may only be found by being up shit creek without a paddle.

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MSNBC… Heard around the world by no one, not even God.

Who cares.

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Sharpton is the P.T. Barnum of race hustlers. To him it is an art form. If he wasn’t black, he’d be in jail for tax fraud. He’s a self-serving liar who knows how to exploit white guilt and extort businesses with trumped up discrimination claims.

With which church is he associated? (Snort) He’s a black Elmer Gantry without the eloquence.

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@yourfavoriteunkle, Revrunk Al belongs to the Holy Church Of Cracker Jack Prizes. At least that’s where he got his ordination from.

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@callmelennie,

And that is why the USofA is going to hell riding a harley.

He was kicked out so He has taken His blessing with Him and replaced it with curses.

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I’m all FOR his “lean forward” agenda…

Preferably into a helicopter tail rotor under full throttle…

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