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DAILY CALLER
Christie says his weight is ‘fair game’ [VIDEO]

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie described his weight as “fair game” for comedians, while appearing on Late Show with David Letterman. Christie also said he went to the Super Bowl on Sunday and gave a surprising description of the power outage.
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Sadie
February 6th, 2013
Was Letterman having a “White Elephant Sale”?
Bad Brad
February 6th, 2013
Actually that would have been a white RINO sale. They are pretty cheap though lately. There’s a lot of them.
BILL
February 6th, 2013
christie is so fat, he shows up on radar.
christie is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!
christie was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, “To be continued.”
christie is so fat, he has his own area code.
christie is so fat NASA orbits satellites around him.
christies so fat he needs a VCR for a pager
christies so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
christies so fat that his belly button makes an echo
christies so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
christies so fat when he walks past window we lose four days of sun light
christies so fat he had to get baptised at sea world
christies so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again
christies so fat and stupid, when it was raining he used the freeway for a slip and slide
christies so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing “we are family”
christies so fat he makes moochelle look small boned.
norman einstein
February 6th, 2013
Repulsive fat tub of RINO goo.
I hear his wife just bought a new eleven-foot pole.
Doc
February 6th, 2013
The shadow of his fat ass weighs 50 pounds.
McFartus Spontaneous
February 6th, 2013
Hello? Mr. Chris Christie? I am your heart speaking, your life and your family.. Please take care of me & I will take care of you. He can do something about this.
super toe
February 6th, 2013
His fat doesn’t bother me as much as his politics.
McFartus Spontaneous
February 6th, 2013
At least he isn’t taking cheap flights to the D.R. on a donor’s plane & taking everything he could for pennies on the dollar!
Necrophidius
February 6th, 2013
So fat he has other smaller fat rinos orbiting around him.
McFartus Spontaneous
February 6th, 2013
“There must b some kinda where outta here, said the joker to the thief..” Menendez to Melgen
Carlos The Jackal
February 6th, 2013
He’s so fat, when he cuts himself shaving, he bleeds ham gravy.
Dan Ryan Galt
February 6th, 2013
McFartus – The only reason he didn’t go with Menendez is because they were going to make him buy tickets for two seats.
Cynic
February 6th, 2013
He’s so fat, he’ll never get elected president.
onetermer
February 6th, 2013
He’s so fat, he sat on a dollar bill and turned into 4 quarters.
He’s so fat, people run around him.
He’s so fat, when the waiter gave him the menu, he said okay.
He’s so fat, when he stepped on the bathroom scale it said, “one at time please.”
He’s so fat, the elephants throw peanuts at him.
Carlos The Jackal
February 6th, 2013
He’s so fat his address is just “Chris Christie, New Jersey.”
IMPEACH Obama
February 6th, 2013
Like a chubby gurl Chrissy gushed that Letterman’s show is his favorite, the same show that mocks him incessantly.
In return, he is made to cram his fat ass onto an undersized chair that makes him look like he messed his own pants.
Letterman made him stoop under the yoke (ancient Roman style), and Chrissy does it dutifully and eagerly. The Left has won.