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Open season! [Chris Christie's so fat- He jumped up in the air and got stuck]

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DAILY CALLER

Christie says his weight is ‘fair game’ [VIDEO]

 

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie described his weight as “fair game” for comedians, while appearing on Late Show with David Letterman. Christie also said he went to the Super Bowl on Sunday and gave a surprising description of the power outage.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/05/christie-says-his-weight-is-fair-game-video/#ixzz2K5Mx6ZvC

» 16 Comments

  1. Sadie

    February 6th, 2013

    Was Letterman having a “White Elephant Sale”?

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  2. Bad Brad

    February 6th, 2013

    Actually that would have been a white RINO sale. They are pretty cheap though lately. There’s a lot of them.

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  3. BILL

    February 6th, 2013

    christie is so fat, he shows up on radar.

    christie is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

    christie was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, “To be continued.”

    christie is so fat, he has his own area code.

    christie is so fat NASA orbits satellites around him.

    christies so fat he needs a VCR for a pager

    christies so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

    christies so fat that his belly button makes an echo

    christies so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

    christies so fat when he walks past window we lose four days of sun light

    christies so fat he had to get baptised at sea world

    christies so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again

    christies so fat and stupid, when it was raining he used the freeway for a slip and slide

    christies so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing “we are family”

    christies so fat he makes moochelle look small boned.

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  4. norman einstein

    February 6th, 2013

    Repulsive fat tub of RINO goo.

    I hear his wife just bought a new eleven-foot pole.

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  5. Doc

    February 6th, 2013

    The shadow of his fat ass weighs 50 pounds.

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  6. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 6th, 2013

    Hello? Mr. Chris Christie? I am your heart speaking, your life and your family.. Please take care of me & I will take care of you. He can do something about this.

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  7. super toe

    February 6th, 2013

    His fat doesn’t bother me as much as his politics.

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  8. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 6th, 2013

    At least he isn’t taking cheap flights to the D.R. on a donor’s plane & taking everything he could for pennies on the dollar!

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  9. Necrophidius

    February 6th, 2013

    So fat he has other smaller fat rinos orbiting around him.

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  10. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 6th, 2013

    “There must b some kinda where outta here, said the joker to the thief..” Menendez to Melgen

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  11. Carlos The Jackal

    February 6th, 2013

    He’s so fat, when he cuts himself shaving, he bleeds ham gravy.

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  12. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 6th, 2013

    McFartus – The only reason he didn’t go with Menendez is because they were going to make him buy tickets for two seats.

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  13. Cynic

    February 6th, 2013

    He’s so fat, he’ll never get elected president.

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  14. onetermer

    February 6th, 2013

    He’s so fat, he sat on a dollar bill and turned into 4 quarters.

    He’s so fat, people run around him.

    He’s so fat, when the waiter gave him the menu, he said okay.

    He’s so fat, when he stepped on the bathroom scale it said, “one at time please.”

    He’s so fat, the elephants throw peanuts at him.

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  15. Carlos The Jackal

    February 6th, 2013

    He’s so fat his address is just “Chris Christie, New Jersey.”

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  16. IMPEACH Obama

    February 6th, 2013

    Like a chubby gurl Chrissy gushed that Letterman’s show is his favorite, the same show that mocks him incessantly.

    In return, he is made to cram his fat ass onto an undersized chair that makes him look like he messed his own pants.

    Letterman made him stoop under the yoke (ancient Roman style), and Chrissy does it dutifully and eagerly. The Left has won.

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