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Home - by - February 5, 2013 - 16:06 America/New_York - 33 Comments

Girl meets boy online. Boy convinces girl to get his name tattooed across her face.

A once hottie is now a ….. I have no rhyme. This is… Batshit Crazy.

SEE HER HERE

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  1. dtm

    February 5th, 2013

    Take two Russians.

    Add vodka.

    Voila!

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  2. Diann

    February 5th, 2013

    Wow. That is, well, subtle, idn’t it?

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  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 5th, 2013

    Like we used to say in high school in 1964 (before we learned otherwise), “You don’t f_ck the face.”

    Guess he owns her now, fer sure.

    Maybe she can find some dumbass middle-aged boxer who might take her, should the relationship not last.

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  4. B. Hussein Obama

    February 5th, 2013

    I’ve had Reggie all over my face …

    but not like that!

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  5. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2013

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! That is one. Stupid. Bitch. What is that guy? Some kinda hypnotist? I’m sorry, there’s just no way — She needs a check up from the neck up. lolol

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  6. norman einstein

    February 5th, 2013

    This is a level of stupid that defies description.

    Her ‘boyfriend’ the ‘artist’ is the same one who inked 56 stars on a Belgian girl’s face, when she fell asleep.
    It was covered here at the time.

    Anyway, it’s Russia and it’s winter, so she can plead insanity.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2013

    Oh man, that’s a laser surgeon’s wet dream.
    Cha Chiiiiiiiiiing!!!

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2013

    I blame Mike Tyson. :D

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  9. thirdtwin

    February 5th, 2013

    I see a conversion to Islam in the future. Because one horrendously stupid decision must be solved by another horrendously stupid decision.

    Or she can become a comic book villainess…Lady Rorschach, maybe.

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  10. vangrungy

    February 5th, 2013

    “the same one who inked 56 stars on a Belgian girl’s face, when she fell asleep.”

    Actually, that idiot chick later admitted she received exactly what she requested…

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  11. thirdtwin

    February 5th, 2013

    And speaking of Islam, the “artist” should find out what it is like to do his work with hooks. because he stole that fool girl’s beauty as sure as stealing a diamond. See? I can coexist with *some* sharia.

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  12. loshonhora

    February 5th, 2013

    poor dumdum…

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  13. illustr8r

    February 5th, 2013

    Anyone have tattoos? Besides maybe a salute to being the Marines or Army? Or something small with a sense of humor? I dunno.

    I don’t get this generation that inks up.

    Is a sign of rebellion when everyone and their brother has a tattoo…or with the same collective brain who votes for Obama?

    The independent thinkers are the ones who don’t have tattoos and support the Tea Party.
    ;)

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  14. Houston

    February 5th, 2013

    Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake.

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  15. eternal cracker p

    February 5th, 2013

    If the boy’s name was Dick, we could call her Dickface.

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  16. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 5th, 2013

    Tats: A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

    @illustr8r – not tats here, no way, no how. I don’t get it either.

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  17. Claudia

    February 5th, 2013

    No tats on me. My brother has a few on his arms that he got in his early 20s. Says now (mid 40s) he wished he never did it.

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  18. Kairn

    February 5th, 2013

    I loathe tattoos. There is no genuine justification for them on any human being. EVER.

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  19. norman einstein

    February 5th, 2013

    Ay-ay-ay! I just came across this accidentally.
    It’s MUCH worse than we thought, if you can imagine.

    http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/431264/20130204/tattoo-artist-name-face-girlfriend-photos-rouslan.htm

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  20. Ya sure

    February 5th, 2013

    In days of yore, we had t-shirts made to say that special something.
    Maybe a bumper sticker, or even paid for a Vanity Tag.

    Stupidity to this degree revokes your claim to being a homimid.

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  21. Jethro

    February 5th, 2013

    And somewhere there is a really nice boy who will grow up to be a decent, loving man, who is just too shy now to approach a cute girl….

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  22. Chieftain

    February 5th, 2013

    And the bastard fled the country too.

    There is no bottom to the depths of human stupidity…

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  23. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 5th, 2013

    Careful of http://www.ibtimes.co.uk… !!
    This site is autoplay and LOUD!

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  24. Moe Tom

    February 5th, 2013

    Please don’t fret BFH. I know you have great concern for idiots. But this LoFo child can easily remove the “art” from her pretty face with battery acid, a belt sander and some 300 grit sand paper. It’s really not a “big deal,” and besides “what’s the difference.” She has no life anyway.

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  25. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 5th, 2013

    Oh, and you thought the End Times were not at hand.
    Do those Goth letters spell Ritalin® ??
    They should. That picture is heartbreaking.

    :-( :-( :-(

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  26. Unruly Refugee

    February 5th, 2013

    If she had smeared shit on her face it would have had the same effect. Plus she could always wash it off later if she changed her mind about the other shit for brains who talked her into it.

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  27. The Mad German

    February 5th, 2013

    If she’d just ask her boyfriend for his love batter instead, she could’ve just cleaned up with a towel and been off to work in the morning.

    Now her days consist of finger pointing and being called a dumbass.

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  28. Eleanor in Hell

    February 6th, 2013

    Ok, Big…

    Step forward and do this sweet thing a favor. Use your mighty prowess of Photoshop® skills and erase that damn tattoo from her face.

    P L E A S E

    ;-)

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  29. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 6th, 2013

    Babs, I don’t think even BFH can save that pretty face.

    You know something? I must be getting Hellzheimer’s disease because this story and that picture has upset me more than anything I’ve read on iOTW so far this year.

    Arrrrgh! :-(

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  30. norman einstein

    February 6th, 2013

    @F.D.R., then don’t look at the other pictures at the link I posted above.
    You’ll want to kill yourself.

    Oh…never mind.

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  31. Dano

    February 6th, 2013

    And yet ANOTHER unemployable individual, unless she takes up prostitution…

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  32. Loretta in Indiana

    February 6th, 2013

    Your body is a temple, and tattoos are deliberate vandalism of that temple.

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  33. Zilla

    February 6th, 2013

    Thanks for the linky!
    The before pics of that girl make me sad, because she was SO pretty. I guess she had beauty but not brains, and now she’s got neither.

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