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O is For the Many Orifices To Choose From…
Is your three-year-old preschooler chanting ‘union power’ these days? She might, if author Innosanto Nagara has his way.
Shouldn’t that fist be topped off with a few knuckles encrusted with Seth’s feces?
Nagara wrote “A is for Activist,” a book supposedly geared for the children of the “99 percent.” In other words, a new vehicle has been developed for leftists to begin indoctrinating children.
“It’s pretty awesome to hear a three-year-old saying ‘union power,’” Nagara said in a YES! magazine interview.
But union power and student activism aren’t the only goals. Consider these other letters and how they are applied in the book:
- B is for banner, as in a protest banner hanging off a construction crane
- L is for LGBTQ, as in Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual, Transgendered and Queer
- T is for Trans, as in transgendered
- Z is for Zapatistas, as in Mexican revolutionary leftist
!snip!
D is for Depression, as in, why did I listen to that book? I’ll be a 94 year-old dead queer carried out of a temple surrounded by just my cats, like Ed Koch. (Too soon? Or too late?)
S is for Sexually Transmitted Disease!
P is for Political Prisoner!
Stranded in Sonoma
February 5th, 2013
G is for Gun, as in your 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms.
I is for Islam, as in the savages you will be protecting yourself from with your G-Gun.
J is for Joliet, the prison where we one-day hope to send 0bama.
M is for Moron, as in the person that wrote “A is for activist.”
Stranded in Sonoma
February 5th, 2013
Since this “author” is bat-shit crazy, shouldn’t there be something like 100 or 200 cats on the cover?
Bad Brad
February 5th, 2013
D is for Dicks that don’t possess traditional American values. E is for the Endangered species list. Hopefully they will be there soon.
thirdtwin
February 5th, 2013
Can’t wait for Ed Asner to do the audiobook version.
joe6pak
February 5th, 2013
You know what, this probably is real. The unbelievable is becoming our reality. I really did pick a bad time to quit drinking.
Menderman
February 5th, 2013
Nagara is not much of a “forward” thinker. Does he not realize how stoopid he will look in a few yers for his “L” page? Every prog knows that it will soon be “LGBTQP”!
How freaking rude of a prog to dis the pedo’s!
KF
February 5th, 2013
W is for Wood Shampoo taste the painbow hippie.
Menderman
February 5th, 2013
F is for Fuck You Nagara!
sTevo
February 5th, 2013
‘A’ is for asshat, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
All three-year-olds should be taught this.
thirdtwin
February 5th, 2013
Stranded, that is the author passed out on catpiss-stained sheets. Most of the cats skedaddle (pace John Kerry) after wizzing, except for the one that has seizures.
Unruly Refugee
February 5th, 2013
F is for Fucking communist pervert
KF
February 5th, 2013
Here’s a better picture of hippies getting clubbed
http://empireofjeff.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/demotivational-poster-dzsncbtkzi-civil-disobedience.jpg
Hanoverfist
February 5th, 2013
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/dikmssl2/omega-symbol-character-greek.gif
Because its all frickin over.
Susanne in Georgia
February 5th, 2013
Related book on amazon: A Rule is to Break: A Child’s Guide to Anarchy.
No, I’m not kidding.
The Mad German
February 5th, 2013
A is for Aids
B is for burning sensation when you piss
C is for crabs
D is for dumbass
E is for elgible for parole
F is for fucking idiot
G is for goosestepper
H is for heterophobe
I is for ignorant
J is for jackass
K is for kill the crackers
L is for Liars
M is for morons
N is for NAMBLA
O is for Oligarch
P is for progtard
Q is for queens lead singer who died of AIDS
R is for retard
T is for turd
U is for User
V is for vaginas are for men
W is for whackjob
Y is for yardstick and your IQ measuerement
Z is for zip it asshat were tired of your stupidity.
Bad Brad
February 5th, 2013
Holly Shit she’s not kidding. Here’s the link. Try and guess who wrote it. Somebodies got to buy this ass a shirt with a Bulls Eyes on it.
http://www.amazon.com/Rule-Is-To-Break-Anarchy/dp/1933149256
Stranded in Sonoma
February 5th, 2013
That’s exactly what it looks like!
BWAHAhahahahahahaha!
RWF
February 5th, 2013
WTH is wrong with us?
Illustr8r
February 5th, 2013
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=160637
Bunch of commies
February 6th, 2013
The schools are run by the Progressives,think Communists.
Lisl
February 6th, 2013
Good God!
I just had a weird thought. Imagine if Rip Van Winkle went a-nine-pinning, say, five years ago, maybe ten? Or, how about September 10, 2001?
How do you explain this shit to him now that he is awake?
Bob M.
February 6th, 2013
… and we ALL know what “I” is for!
“DEMOCRAP!”