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Is your three-year-old preschooler chanting ‘union power’ these days? She might, if author Innosanto Nagara has his way.

Aisforactivists

Shouldn’t that fist be topped off with a few knuckles encrusted with Seth’s feces?

 

Nagara wrote “A is for Activist,” a book supposedly geared for the  children of the “99 percent.” In other words, a new vehicle has been developed for leftists to begin indoctrinating children.

“It’s pretty awesome to hear a three-year-old saying ‘union power,’” Nagara said in a YES! magazine interview.

But union power and student activism aren’t the only goals. Consider these other letters and how they are applied in the book:

  • B is for banner, as in a protest banner hanging off a construction crane
  • L is for LGBTQ, as in Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual, Transgendered and Queer
  • T is for Trans, as in transgendered
  • Z is for Zapatistas, as in Mexican revolutionary leftist

!snip!

D is for Depression, as in, why did I listen to that book? I’ll be a 94 year-old dead queer carried out of a temple surrounded by just my cats, like Ed Koch. (Too soon? Or too late?)

S is for Sexually Transmitted Disease!

P is for Political Prisoner!

 

» 22 Comments

  1. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 5th, 2013

    G is for Gun, as in your 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms.

    I is for Islam, as in the savages you will be protecting yourself from with your G-Gun.

    J is for Joliet, the prison where we one-day hope to send 0bama.

    M is for Moron, as in the person that wrote “A is for activist.”

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  2. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 5th, 2013

    Since this “author” is bat-shit crazy, shouldn’t there be something like 100 or 200 cats on the cover?

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  3. Bad Brad

    February 5th, 2013

    D is for Dicks that don’t possess traditional American values. E is for the Endangered species list. Hopefully they will be there soon.

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  4. thirdtwin

    February 5th, 2013

    Can’t wait for Ed Asner to do the audiobook version.

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  5. joe6pak

    February 5th, 2013

    You know what, this probably is real. The unbelievable is becoming our reality. I really did pick a bad time to quit drinking.

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  6. Menderman

    February 5th, 2013

    Nagara is not much of a “forward” thinker. Does he not realize how stoopid he will look in a few yers for his “L” page? Every prog knows that it will soon be “LGBTQP”!

    How freaking rude of a prog to dis the pedo’s!

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  7. KF

    February 5th, 2013

    W is for Wood Shampoo taste the painbow hippie.

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  8. Menderman

    February 5th, 2013

    F is for Fuck You Nagara!

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  9. sTevo

    February 5th, 2013

    ‘A’ is for asshat, doesn’t mean you have to be one.

    All three-year-olds should be taught this.

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  10. thirdtwin

    February 5th, 2013

    Stranded, that is the author passed out on catpiss-stained sheets. Most of the cats skedaddle (pace John Kerry) after wizzing, except for the one that has seizures.

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  11. Unruly Refugee

    February 5th, 2013

    F is for Fucking communist pervert

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  12. KF

    February 5th, 2013

     
  13. Hanoverfist

    February 5th, 2013

     
  14. Susanne in Georgia

    February 5th, 2013

    Related book on amazon: A Rule is to Break: A Child’s Guide to Anarchy.

    No, I’m not kidding.

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  15. The Mad German

    February 5th, 2013

    A is for Aids
    B is for burning sensation when you piss
    C is for crabs
    D is for dumbass
    E is for elgible for parole
    F is for fucking idiot
    G is for goosestepper
    H is for heterophobe
    I is for ignorant
    J is for jackass
    K is for kill the crackers
    L is for Liars
    M is for morons
    N is for NAMBLA
    O is for Oligarch
    P is for progtard
    Q is for queens lead singer who died of AIDS
    R is for retard
    T is for turd
    U is for User
    V is for vaginas are for men
    W is for whackjob
    Y is for yardstick and your IQ measuerement
    Z is for zip it asshat were tired of your stupidity.

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  16. Bad Brad

    February 5th, 2013

    Holly Shit she’s not kidding. Here’s the link. Try and guess who wrote it. Somebodies got to buy this ass a shirt with a Bulls Eyes on it.

    http://www.amazon.com/Rule-Is-To-Break-Anarchy/dp/1933149256

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  17. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 5th, 2013

    …that is the author passed out on catpiss-stained sheets.

    That’s exactly what it looks like!

    BWAHAhahahahahahaha!

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  18. RWF

    February 5th, 2013

    WTH is wrong with us?

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  19. Illustr8r

    February 5th, 2013

     
  20. Bunch of commies

    February 6th, 2013

    The schools are run by the Progressives,think Communists.

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  21. Lisl

    February 6th, 2013

    Good God!

    I just had a weird thought. Imagine if Rip Van Winkle went a-nine-pinning, say, five years ago, maybe ten? Or, how about September 10, 2001?

    How do you explain this shit to him now that he is awake?

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  22. Bob M.

    February 6th, 2013

    … and we ALL know what “I” is for!

    “DEMOCRAP!”

    :roll:

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