» 99 Comments

  1. 1MadJack

    February 12th, 2010

    Dayum that makes my back hurt! :mrgreen:

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  2. mark

    February 12th, 2010

    BFH … you’ve sole handedly increased the gross domestic product.

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  3. Wyatt AARP

    February 12th, 2010

    This definitely needs a warning label.

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  4. illustr8r

    February 12th, 2010

    MY GAWD!

    I’m with ya @WyattAARP. There’s needs to be a “You may be struck blind and dumbfounded if you click here” section.

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  5. Tim

    February 12th, 2010

    I give up, Mr. Hat, how the Hell did you DO THAT?

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  6. Tim

    February 12th, 2010

    I swear, bigger boobs than Miss Lillian!

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  7. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    Good God Y’all! Them some big Ti…..nevermind I’m going to keep my mouth shut.

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  8. Call me Lennie

    February 12th, 2010

    See Comment 377 in American thinker counterintuitive game

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  9. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    It’s to bad we can’t drop one of those on our troll!

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  10. 1MadJack

    February 12th, 2010

    Do you suppose she jogs daily? :)

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  11. cfm

    February 12th, 2010

    Is her mamma a Holstein or a Guernsey?

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  12. IOpian

    February 12th, 2010

    Quick, somebody get a hose… her flippers are drying out.

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  13. Revernd Idaho Spud

    February 12th, 2010

    This makes small breasted women look really good!

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  14. Alpha Maser

    February 12th, 2010

    More than a front loader full… Holy crap I hope that’s a photoshop…

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  15. even steven

    February 12th, 2010

    It’s easy to pick her kids out of a crowd of children. They’re the ones with stretch marks around their mouths.

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  16. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    Bet she could crush a keg with them.

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  17. Ham&Mothers

    February 12th, 2010

    “Objects in mirror are closer then they appear”

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  18. Snowball the Sourpuss

    February 12th, 2010

    “Doctor, please help me! I need a breast reduction!”

    “No problem lassie, but first I need to numb them.”

    *nimb-nimb-numb-numb*

    (Kidding. Those things are pretty effin’ gross)

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  19. MoeTom

    February 12th, 2010

    Present.

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  20. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    I’ll bet she can’t find a wetsuit to fit her!

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  21. squatch

    February 12th, 2010

    Lordy! Last time I saw boobs that big they were sitting behind Obama at the SOTU.

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  22. Patriotleah

    February 12th, 2010

    Come on! Is this for real? Or is it photoshopped? If it’s for real, I wonder how much she was paid to pose for this.

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  23. cakes

    February 12th, 2010

    Ok, Mancakes thinks it’s photoshop, too. Finally, a boob pic that grosses him out.

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  24. Assman

    February 12th, 2010

    Tig bittys!

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  25. Red Star

    February 12th, 2010

    Nice…Errrr… Juggs..ahhhh….Friend of your BFH?

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  26. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    Instead of Silicone Implants, I think she needs Helium injections.

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  27. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    I’m gonna say it…definately big enough to fail

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  28. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    Not a Bra… an Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

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  29. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    The sad , sick truth…there is someone out there that finds that sexy…excuse me while I go and taste my dinner for the second time

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  30. Wanna See My Booger

    February 12th, 2010

    Ain’t gravity a bitch?

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  31. browneyedgirl

    February 12th, 2010

    Well, given all the other boobs (pun intended) Obama has recruited as experts, this is just par for the course!

    Hey, snowball, is that Peter Frampton? Sorry, I’ve been gone for awhile….

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  32. The Dude

    February 12th, 2010

    The earth is not perfectly round due to rotation and gravity. We now have a practical example for study.

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  33. ScratchNSniff

    February 12th, 2010

    Man The Harpoons!

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  34. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    When she goes on an airplane…they charge her for two carry-ons…and she has no luggage

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  35. rebecca

    February 12th, 2010

    Well, now that you guys have my picture, I suppose you’ll want my email, too.

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  36. Matt

    February 12th, 2010

    I am confused right now…they are boobs but I want nothing to do with them.
    I need some time to think this through.

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  37. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    Rebecca….YOU BETCHA!

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  38. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    Those are boobs? I thought she was smuggling 2 midgets

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  39. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    rebecca
    If that is your picture , I already know your e-mail…it’s rebecca@mammaliangigantis.com

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  40. Sicktoy

    February 12th, 2010

    Where is Diann with her “sweet fancy Moses”???? This just ain’t right….

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  41. MissInMich

    February 12th, 2010

    I wanna say something witty, but I can’t get past..MOOOO!

    According to Gibbs, this woman is the breast person for the job of HooterCzar. Gibbs says;
    “This is the first time in recent mammary that Hooters has needed the help of the Obama Admin.”

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  42. conservative cowgirl

    February 12th, 2010

    For the LOVE of Pete!!! Again! No warning label. I was just settling in for a little pleasant IOTW time and this is what I get?! As Diann would say, “Sweet Fancy Moses”!

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  43. rebecca

    February 12th, 2010

    Doc, and H-Man — LOL, you know the first time I ever saw a horse with a hard-on, I thought that was big! The safest place for this woman IS on the beach, she couldn’t drown if she was paid to.

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  44. Milwaukee Mike

    February 12th, 2010

    Truly a tribute to government largesse!

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  45. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    rebecca
    she’s got her own built-in beacon buoys… there’s not a rescue unit that wouldn’t be able to spot-em

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  46. Reiuxcat

    February 12th, 2010

    Why am I feeling thirsty, all of a sudden?

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  47. Reiuxcat

    February 12th, 2010

    @rebecca didn’t need a pic to want your addy. ;-)

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  48. Reiuxcat

    February 12th, 2010

    Singing….

    DOOOOOOOOO

    your boobs hang low
    do they wobble to and fro
    can you tie them in a knot
    can you tie them in a bow
    can you throw ‘em over your shoulder
    like a continental soldier

    (big finish now)

    DOOOOO Yoouurr Booooobs Haaaaaang LOOOOOWWWWWW!

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  49. Elektra

    February 12th, 2010

    Great googly moogly!! Them’s some tig ol’ bittys!!
    *applauds Reiux!

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  50. Reiuxcat

    February 12th, 2010

    Zappa! I love it!

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  51. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    By the way …what the hell is that top made out of? It’s gotta be the strongest material in the world
    If Billy Mays were still with us you know he would be trying to sell it

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  52. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    O.K….this was inevatable:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mWAWxIclo

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  53. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    Sorry
    pulled a hines should have been an i after the v

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  54. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    Matt
    You have a keen sense and an understanding of taste…the only ones that would be interested in this…. would be death row inmates… I apologize to all death row inmates…just thinking

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  55. mantidman

    February 12th, 2010

    Spandex fibril integrity crumbling, Captain!
    “Woooop… woooop… woooop”
    She can’t much more of this!
    “Woooop… woooop… woooop”
    Cripes, Captain, it appears that you can break the laws of physics….
    … and she’s smilin’….

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  56. rebecca

    February 12th, 2010

    H-man – a death row inmate could climb inside one of them and sneak out with her on visitors day! Hoo-wee.

    Rieux…Admin Girl has my addy – for you, and anyone else here…She’ll know

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  57. Diann

    February 12th, 2010

    I apparently can’t leave without something horrifying happening in my absence. And before I retire for the night, let me just say…
    Sweet fancy Moses.

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  58. Chris

    February 12th, 2010

    Reiuxcat,
    And obambi can sing the original!

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  59. Sicktoy

    February 12th, 2010

    @H18 – I think we could use some Zappa about now. I would love to hear what he would be writing about these days.

    Always wanted that “Phi Zappa Crappa” poster too, but my Dad would have crapped…..

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  60. Sicktoy

    February 12th, 2010

    Whew! Diann’s here…

    Thanks Diann – it’s just better when you say it!

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  61. Horrorman18

    February 12th, 2010

    Sicktoy
    I personally liked Zappa… humorous and entertaining at the same time

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  62. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    Rebecca…..Me too????

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  63. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    Sicktoy…I put up some Blind Melon Chitlin yesterday.

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  64. Stymie

    February 12th, 2010

    Hey Ralph, let’s play Hide & Seek…

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  65. Ralph

    February 12th, 2010

    OK, you get under the left one…and I’ll hide under the right one…and we’ll see how long it takes Leroy to find us! ;-)

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  66. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    Stymie, be careful don’t let one of those fall on you….or you be crushed.

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  67. Stymie

    February 12th, 2010

    Ralph, I’d yell “Marco Polo” but (…gasp..gasp…) I can hardly breathe.

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  68. Patriotleah

    February 12th, 2010

    @ Wanna See My Booger?….. I gave you a thumbs up more for your extravagantly witty name and avatar than for your message! I’m not kidding. He must have to clean his nose umpteen times a day to make sure no boggers are showing. Or maybe he wouldn’t care if they were.

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  69. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    Leah…Booger has a RINO to pick them out for him…

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  70. Bigun

    February 12th, 2010

    Shade in the summer and shelter in the winter.

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  71. Ralph

    February 12th, 2010

    OMG… Bad idea, Sty…there’s a family of brown recluse spiders under this one. Run, run for your life!

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  72. MoeTom

    February 12th, 2010

    On second thought. I wonder if she plays golf?
    What do you think BFH?

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  73. Leroy

    February 12th, 2010

    Hahaha, you be in trouble boys?

    Momma sez those ain’t hooters, they be two Hondas, complete with defective airbags deployed.

    Even my big ol’ Aunt Sapphire don’t look dat’ bad in a bagkini. :-)

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  74. Sofa King Huge

    February 12th, 2010

    No wonder Atlas shrugged. :roll:

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  75. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    I want to know, does she sleep sitting up?? Otherwise she might suffocate herself.

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  76. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    new meaning to twin peaks.

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  77. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    The only thing bigger than those tig old bitties is MeanShell Obozo’s ass!

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  78. Bigun

    February 12th, 2010

    Harley Davidson ear warmers.

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  79. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    Tom…if she played golf, she would need a caddy to carry her clubs cause she be pushin two (to, too, tutu) golf carts in front of her to haul the hooters.

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  80. It's Hard To Find

    February 12th, 2010

    I hesitate to offer this visual, but when she’s “Squashing The Deckchair” she really IS squashing the deckchair.

    Even the “Italian Chandelier” could result in several broken ribs, or a fractured vertebrae.

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  81. Leroy

    February 12th, 2010

    “Yo Momma’s are so huge, when she jogs, she makes the CD player skip…at the radio station.” :-)

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  82. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    maybe she could crush hiney between them.

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  83. Dixie

    February 12th, 2010

    This is not my area of expertise, but I’d say she’d be a candidate for doing it “Camel Style”…

    tell me I didn’t really type that. ;-)

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  84. MoeTom

    February 12th, 2010

    Yes Doc. I imagine they would interfere with the swing. Putting would be imppossible.

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  85. MoeTom

    February 12th, 2010

    Hinseytard. The glands are…. The gland is…
    Failed again.

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  86. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    Hiney you bore me to tear’s, your insults are beyond lame. I have progressive liberal neighbor’s that have thrown better insults my way. Honestly there more annoying than you.

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  87. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    think about this, those tig old bitties are a deadly weapon during sex.:)

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  88. IH8Socialist

    February 12th, 2010

    Hey MoeTom get this, hiney just posted in the “Slick Willie” Thread that he served as a Marine in 67.

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  89. Dixie

    February 12th, 2010

    He served in Marine Land in Florida feeding the dolphins in ’67.

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  90. Dixie

    February 12th, 2010

    Maybe someone can explain what Mr. Dixie means he he says, “That looks like a white version of Bad Mamma Jamma”?

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  91. Dixie

    February 12th, 2010

    …when he says

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  92. Doc

    February 12th, 2010

    IH8…A Marine in 67…Then WE should have a lot to talk about…..NOT!!!!

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  93. Jayne

    February 12th, 2010

    You’re just trying to make me feel bad for dissing your Hooters posts. If I say I feel bad will you delete that image? Please?

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  94. MoeTom

    February 12th, 2010

    IH8S I believe Dixie pegged him. Marine Land

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  95. Rightwingfeather

    February 12th, 2010

    I think those are fake! I know, I know…who cares?

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  96. My2Cents

    February 12th, 2010

    If she spun around quickly, she could take out a whole city block.

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  97. Charlie

    February 13th, 2010

    Poor woman can never ride on a motorcycle – with the wind blowing those things around would beat her to death.

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  98. IH8Socialist

    February 13th, 2010

    Come on hiney since you said your a big bad ex marine why don’t share one of your marine tales???

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  99. The Dude

    February 14th, 2010

    I Googled Mr.Hines. He is either a professor at U of M or a pro wrestler. Not that it makes a difference…

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