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Dayum that makes my back hurt!

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BFH … you’ve sole handedly increased the gross domestic product.

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This definitely needs a warning label.

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MY GAWD!

I’m with ya @WyattAARP. There’s needs to be a “You may be struck blind and dumbfounded if you click here” section.

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I give up, Mr. Hat, how the Hell did you DO THAT?

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I swear, bigger boobs than Miss Lillian!

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Good God Y’all! Them some big Ti…..nevermind I’m going to keep my mouth shut.

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See Comment 377 in American thinker counterintuitive game

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Do you suppose she jogs daily?

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Is her mamma a Holstein or a Guernsey?

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Quick, somebody get a hose… her flippers are drying out.

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More than a front loader full… Holy crap I hope that’s a photoshop…

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Bet she could crush a keg with them.

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“Objects in mirror are closer then they appear”

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“Doctor, please help me! I need a breast reduction!”

“No problem lassie, but first I need to numb them.”

*nimb-nimb-numb-numb*

(Kidding. Those things are pretty effin’ gross)

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Present.

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I’ll bet she can’t find a wetsuit to fit her!

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Come on! Is this for real? Or is it photoshopped? If it’s for real, I wonder how much she was paid to pose for this.

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Tig bittys!

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Nice…Errrr… Juggs..ahhhh….Friend of your BFH?

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Instead of Silicone Implants, I think she needs Helium injections.

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Not a Bra… an Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

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The sad , sick truth…there is someone out there that finds that sexy…excuse me while I go and taste my dinner for the second time

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Ain’t gravity a bitch?

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Well, given all the other boobs (pun intended) Obama has recruited as experts, this is just par for the course!

Hey, snowball, is that Peter Frampton? Sorry, I’ve been gone for awhile….

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The earth is not perfectly round due to rotation and gravity. We now have a practical example for study.

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Man The Harpoons!

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When she goes on an airplane…they charge her for two carry-ons…and she has no luggage

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Rebecca….YOU BETCHA!

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Those are boobs? I thought she was smuggling 2 midgets

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rebecca
If that is your picture , I already know your e-mail…it’s rebecca@mammaliangigantis.com

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Where is Diann with her “sweet fancy Moses”???? This just ain’t right….

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I wanna say something witty, but I can’t get past..MOOOO!

According to Gibbs, this woman is the breast person for the job of HooterCzar. Gibbs says;
“This is the first time in recent mammary that Hooters has needed the help of the Obama Admin.”

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For the LOVE of Pete!!! Again! No warning label. I was just settling in for a little pleasant IOTW time and this is what I get?! As Diann would say, “Sweet Fancy Moses”!

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Doc, and H-Man — LOL, you know the first time I ever saw a horse with a hard-on, I thought that was big! The safest place for this woman IS on the beach, she couldn’t drown if she was paid to.

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Truly a tribute to government largesse!

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rebecca
she’s got her own built-in beacon buoys… there’s not a rescue unit that wouldn’t be able to spot-em

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Why am I feeling thirsty, all of a sudden?

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@rebecca didn’t need a pic to want your addy.

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Great googly moogly!! Them’s some tig ol’ bittys!!
*applauds Reiux!

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Zappa! I love it!

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By the way …what the hell is that top made out of? It’s gotta be the strongest material in the world
If Billy Mays were still with us you know he would be trying to sell it

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O.K….this was inevatable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mWAWxIclo

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Sorry
pulled a hines should have been an i after the v

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Matt
You have a keen sense and an understanding of taste…the only ones that would be interested in this…. would be death row inmates… I apologize to all death row inmates…just thinking

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Spandex fibril integrity crumbling, Captain!
“Woooop… woooop… woooop”
She can’t much more of this!
“Woooop… woooop… woooop”
Cripes, Captain, it appears that you can break the laws of physics….
… and she’s smilin’….

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H-man – a death row inmate could climb inside one of them and sneak out with her on visitors day! Hoo-wee.

Rieux…Admin Girl has my addy – for you, and anyone else here…She’ll know

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I apparently can’t leave without something horrifying happening in my absence. And before I retire for the night, let me just say…
Sweet fancy Moses.

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Reiuxcat,
And obambi can sing the original!

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@H18 – I think we could use some Zappa about now. I would love to hear what he would be writing about these days.

Always wanted that “Phi Zappa Crappa” poster too, but my Dad would have crapped…..

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Whew! Diann’s here…

Thanks Diann – it’s just better when you say it!

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Sicktoy
I personally liked Zappa… humorous and entertaining at the same time

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Rebecca…..Me too????

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Sicktoy…I put up some Blind Melon Chitlin yesterday.

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Hey Ralph, let’s play Hide & Seek…

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OK, you get under the left one…and I’ll hide under the right one…and we’ll see how long it takes Leroy to find us!

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Stymie, be careful don’t let one of those fall on you….or you be crushed.

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Ralph, I’d yell “Marco Polo” but (…gasp..gasp…) I can hardly breathe.

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@ Wanna See My Booger?….. I gave you a thumbs up more for your extravagantly witty name and avatar than for your message! I’m not kidding. He must have to clean his nose umpteen times a day to make sure no boggers are showing. Or maybe he wouldn’t care if they were.

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Leah…Booger has a RINO to pick them out for him…

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Shade in the summer and shelter in the winter.

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OMG… Bad idea, Sty…there’s a family of brown recluse spiders under this one. Run, run for your life!

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On second thought. I wonder if she plays golf?
What do you think BFH?

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I want to know, does she sleep sitting up?? Otherwise she might suffocate herself.

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new meaning to twin peaks.

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The only thing bigger than those tig old bitties is MeanShell Obozo’s ass!

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Harley Davidson ear warmers.

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Tom…if she played golf, she would need a caddy to carry her clubs cause she be pushin two (to, too, tutu) golf carts in front of her to haul the hooters.

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I hesitate to offer this visual, but when she’s “Squashing The Deckchair” she really IS squashing the deckchair.

Even the “Italian Chandelier” could result in several broken ribs, or a fractured vertebrae.

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“Yo Momma’s are so huge, when she jogs, she makes the CD player skip…at the radio station.”

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maybe she could crush hiney between them.

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This is not my area of expertise, but I’d say she’d be a candidate for doing it “Camel Style”…

tell me I didn’t really type that.

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Yes Doc. I imagine they would interfere with the swing. Putting would be imppossible.

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Hinseytard. The glands are…. The gland is…
Failed again.

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Hiney you bore me to tear’s, your insults are beyond lame. I have progressive liberal neighbor’s that have thrown better insults my way. Honestly there more annoying than you.

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think about this, those tig old bitties are a deadly weapon during sex.:)

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Hey MoeTom get this, hiney just posted in the “Slick Willie” Thread that he served as a Marine in 67.

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He served in Marine Land in Florida feeding the dolphins in ’67.

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Maybe someone can explain what Mr. Dixie means he he says, “That looks like a white version of Bad Mamma Jamma”?

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…when he says

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IH8…A Marine in 67…Then WE should have a lot to talk about…..NOT!!!!

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You’re just trying to make me feel bad for dissing your Hooters posts. If I say I feel bad will you delete that image? Please?

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IH8S I believe Dixie pegged him. Marine Land

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I think those are fake! I know, I know…who cares?

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If she spun around quickly, she could take out a whole city block.

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Poor woman can never ride on a motorcycle – with the wind blowing those things around would beat her to death.

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Come on hiney since you said your a big bad ex marine why don’t share one of your marine tales???

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I Googled Mr.Hines. He is either a professor at U of M or a pro wrestler. Not that it makes a difference…

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