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Change the name “Flash Mob” to Morganized Crime

Home - by - February 5, 2013 - 16:00 America/New_York - 23 Comments

This is what will happen in an unarmed society, the Utopia that the shithead Piers Morgan longs for, because these crimes are happening more and more in cities where having a gun is illegal.
You know Bait Car? They should make Bait Convenience Store- a store that is seemingly ripe for the picking but seals shut once the animals are inside and then they are euthanized with gas. You’d only have to do this once, maybe twice. Problem solved.

» 23 Comments

  1. dtm

    February 5th, 2013

    I see — kinda like a large-scale roach motel.

    I like it.

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2013

    LOL roach motel came into my mind, too.

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  3. the aardvark

    February 5th, 2013

    Bait it with expensive sneakers, Colt 45 malt liquor, flat screen TV’s and skittles etc. and you’d catch a lot of em, guaranteed.

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  4. thirdtwin

    February 5th, 2013

    Back in the 70′s, Atlanta was plagued with armed robbers holding up convenience stores and shooting the clerks to eliminate witnesses. This was back when convenience stores were a relatively new phenomenon, and most transactions were cash. They also didn’t have cameras time-lock safes or bulletproof enclosures. Criminals had figured out that they were easy pickings.

    Atlanta’s response was to create hidden backrooms in some of them with a small one way window. A policeman would take his shift in there with a shotgun. After a few armed robbers were blown away by the cops, word got around.

    Like all good things, leftist lawyers and community activists got this program shut down. It sounds lime it is time to bring it back.

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  5. Anonymous

    February 5th, 2013

    this country is so being set up for a take over!! how long will we allow this to continue??

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  6. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    February 5th, 2013

    It’s called a “honeypot” in information technology – leave something “kinda” open so you can check out the dregs that try to break in.

    This is a classic tactic – could be used for good or bad. I would expect that with all of the new “regulations” on the horizon the gubbermint will use these tactics on citizens…

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  7. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    February 5th, 2013

    LEOs can’t use it as much because it is entrapment – but Obamabots, that’s another story.

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  8. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    February 5th, 2013

    Obviously, Mayor Bloomberg’s ban on 32 oz. sodas is not having the desired effect. Stronger measures seem warranted – perhaps background checks and a license to purchase sodas of any kind.

    Yes, I know this is a post about flash mobs, but these are prospective (and multiple) Democrat voters, so the only logical thing to do is find some law abiding citizens to punish.

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  9. Czar of Defenestration

    February 5th, 2013

    Gas?!? Awww…but Fur, gas is too *clean*.

    Wouldn’t it leave a greater impression on other kids to see bullet-ridden bodies strewn all over the floor of the “bait store”?!

    Maybe knives. Darts.

    Puncture wounds and OOZE just have a special way of saying, “BYE!”

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  10. Trixie Bluebell

    February 5th, 2013

    Was it just me or did anyone else notice that most of these thugs were black? I’m not being racist — just pointing out the obvious.

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  11. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 5th, 2013

    Bwahaha. Blue city. Don’t care. Live with it, libs.

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  12. kool aid

    February 5th, 2013

    who would have thunk they would all be BLACK?

    hmm, I wonder if Obama sees his unborn son in that crowd too?

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  13. DaveVA

    February 5th, 2013

    Read my mind. I thought about a trap door right at the front door.

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  14. tom@drum

    February 5th, 2013

    and they wonder why there are grocery store deserts

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  15. NCO77

    February 5th, 2013

    If gas is too harsh, how about paint that will not come off. Then the cops could just patrol the streets looking for the purple folks walking around and either (a)arrest them or (b)shoot them.

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  16. Mr.Gates

    February 5th, 2013

    Grocery store “deserts” – In my town, the commie-lib city planners blocked a major (and really great) grocery chain from building a store in the city. Why? WTFKs? It was because they want to leave the prospect of starting a new neighborhood grocery store for all the industrious urban dwellers.

    Still waiting…… …. …. …. …

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  17. Dadof3

    February 5th, 2013

    CYA! So you can play another day!

    Make it an accident instead of gas.

    Fires happen with blocked doors all the time, you know.

    Just sayin’

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  18. Mr.Gates

    February 5th, 2013

    You weren’t supposed to see that video. Don’t watch it. You do not need a rapid fire weapon for self defense.

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  19. Hot Cracker with a gun

    February 5th, 2013

    Bear mace a can for each hand. Aint nobody getting awayfrom that unaffected.

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  20. Menderman

    February 5th, 2013

    There is not enough money on this planet to get me to live in a big city. I know that it is hard to just up and leave your “home”, but once you do, you will feel so free, a freedom that you can’t imagine until you find a place you can call home.

    I can say that because I did it 20 years ago.

    (technically, it is 23 days away from 20 years)

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  21. TNRWC

    February 5th, 2013

     
  22. conservative cowgirl

    February 5th, 2013

    How about making the newstands into giant snap traps like for rats and mice? Because that’s what these mobs are: vermin.

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  23. shakazulu

    February 5th, 2013

    You call that a mob? You ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait until the collapse comes and they’re doing this for survival, not fun.

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