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McCain Jokes Ahmadinejad Wouldn’t Be First Monkey in Space

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(CNSNews.com) – Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.) tweeted a joke on Monday poking fun at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, comparing him to the monkey that Iran recently claimed to have launched into space.

McCain Jokes Ahmadinejad Wouldn’t Be First Monkey in Space

 

“So Ahmadinejad wants to be first Iranian in space — wasn’t he just there last week? ‘Iran launches monkey into space,’” McCain tweeted on Monday, linking to a Yahoo News story about the purported Iranian space launch.

Iran claimed to have successfully launched a monkey into space on January 28, saying it was a sign that the country had made significant progress on long-range rocketry.

McCain followed up with another tweet urging followers to “lighten up.”

MORE:     http://cnsnews.com/news/article/mccain-jokes-ahmadinejad-wouldn-t-be-first-monkey-space

SNIP:   I’m not a McCain fan, but that there was funny-I don’t care who ya are.

» 13 Comments

  1. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 4th, 2013

    Who is this McCain person and why is he channeling Eleanor?
    :evil:

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  2. Saxindacity

    February 4th, 2013

    As I said earlier, monkey see, monkey do.

    Remember that segment on the Muppet’s Show?
    - Pigs in space?
    That too! ;)

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  3. Diann

    February 4th, 2013

    They will call him a raaaaacist in 3…2…1…

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  4. Moxie Man

    February 4th, 2013

    They’ll force McCain to open a zoo for Iranians in Sedona – “Mahmoud’s Heavy Petting Goat Galleria”

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  5. Chieftain

    February 4th, 2013

    I still favor the Mongol solution. If we use big enough weapons we can blow most of Iran at least part way to orbit…

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  6. Space the final frontier

    February 4th, 2013

    To serve man
    Let’s send the entire middle east into orbit.

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  7. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 4th, 2013

    (whispering)

    Faaaat Maaaan and Little Boyyyy.

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  8. Unruly Refugee

    February 4th, 2013

    The before and after photos of the monkey that were released to the press show two different monkeys.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/iranian-space-monkey-flight-fake-article-1.1253425

    I think the little moslem died in their botched attempt and they had to hunt up another monkey for a photo shoot so they wouldn’t look like total failures to the competent countries.

    Mad Dinner jacket still might have a chance at being the first moslem monkey in space if they can get another nation to build them a decent rocket.

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  9. Alxandro

    February 4th, 2013

    He does look like an ape.
    Ahmonkeynejad.

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  10. Doc

    February 4th, 2013

    He would be the first goatfukin raghead cameljocky in space….I’m pretty sure.

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  11. Captain Bloodblister

    February 4th, 2013

    @Diann – you guessed right. I’m rather surprised that this site hasn’t picked up on it being PaulTard Foot in Mouth Day.

    Ronulan fanbot congressman from Michigan, was first to Tweet the RaceCard.

    http://patdollard.com/2013/02/mccain-calls-ahmadinejad-a-monkey-gop-rep-amash-calls-joke-racist-tells-mccain-to-wise-up/

    Tis true. The young representative has demonstrated that his Palesimian blood is thicker than Red, White & Blue.

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  12. charlotte

    February 5th, 2013

    So, what’s ‘racist’ about calling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a ‘monkey?’ What ‘race’ is Islam?
    Don’t the Muzztards and the Koran call Jews the sons of apes and pigs, and wasn’t Ahmadinnerjacket once a Jew? So he calls present day Jews apes but when he is called one, the rest of the world say its racist. Bwaaaa…

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  13. ABO AMR

    February 5th, 2013

    RACISM IS STUPID AND INDICATE IGNORANCE REGARDLESS OF WHOS NATIONALITY MIGHT BE

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