Home - by Cardigan - February 4, 2013 - 23:59 America/New_York - 18 Comments
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February 5th, 2013
Of course he is, otherwise he’s give up his security detail and realize his shit stinks the same as anyone else.
Eleanor in Hell
Rule #5 rears it’s ugly head and plants a sloppy wet kiss on those purple Obama lips, once again.
Miss Crabtree in Hell
Eleanor: Spelling = C+
…its ugly head…
NOT -it’s- (it is)
Awesome, still going with Blowback. Simple, clever, hilarious.
My apologies Ms. Crabtree, but you didn’t see my spelling error.
Barry wouldn’t harm a fly unless it was open.
Old Oaks. “He’s give up” ?
Miss Grabtree. You keep these guys in line. We can’t have this at IOTW.
And don’t take any shit from them either.
-he’s- was just a typo for “he’d”
…plus, Oaks is OLD.
Big Hairy News. LOL!!!
One Notch Above a Congresscritter
Only shotgun the piss ant knows is the one his choom friends showed him. Which end do you suck on?
Heelarious! My favorite was “Pew, Pew, Pew”!!! I can just hear Bammy saying it!
I saw another one with “Pew, Pew, Pew” but this one is much much funnier. The golf club is hilarious!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
1. @ 1NAAC – Maybe things have changed since 1968, but the last I heard, a shotgun involved lips touching, not a device.
2. For all those great ideas, I like the first best: “PULL” on a TelePrompTer!
Yes, the old saying applies to Obie…
“SUCK DON’T BLOW….it’s only an expression”
OBIE ONE CAN NO BE ??
Barry Got His Gun with apologies to Dalton Trumbo.
From the Comments:
-Mr Evilwrench said…
“Take him seriously, or else! Seriously!
He shoots lots of those skeet thingies, whatever those are.
MissHell cooks them up; it’s part of her, um, dietary thing. I’m serious.
Skeets are going to be part of the school lunch program! Quit messing with this picture!
You must be the same people that think our photoshop isn’t his real birth certificate! Seriously.”
“MissHell” is a keeper.
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