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Home - by - February 4, 2013 - 08:51 America/New_York - 15 Comments

I was foraging through their root directory and I stumbled upon a treasure trove of Obama photographs. They were in a folder marked “Barack Can Do Anything.”

There’s a disclaimer inside the folder that says that the photos contained cannot be manipulated or photoshopped under any circumstances, particularly with the intent of humiliating the greatest president to have ever lived.

I’ll be releasing the photos throughout the day. Here’s the first one:

pingpong

 

» 15 Comments

  1. Menderman

    February 4th, 2013

    Has he parted the Red Sea?

    Teh One can do anything in Mom jeams!

    I’ll bet he even went to the moon with nothing but a goldfish bowl and a putter!

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  2. beachmom

    February 4th, 2013

    If you think this photo is fake, you are a “ponger”.

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  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 4th, 2013

    It’s Forrest Chump.

    Stupid is as stupid does. Got any chocolates?

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  4. Menderman

    February 4th, 2013

    Well, after seeing him shoot low altitude skeets, I believe!

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  5. Menderman

    February 4th, 2013

    I remember like it was yesterday that time he swam down and plugged that leak with James Cameron…what a gloriuos man Dear Leader is!

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  6. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 4th, 2013

    Here’s one they plan to release on June 3RD, Jefferson Davis Day.

    http://elevenbravotwenty.blogspot.com/2013/02/just-like-us.html

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  7. Dr Tar

    February 4th, 2013

    He learned his technque in Thailand. Its called Crouching Reggie Hidden Salami style.

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  8. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 4th, 2013

    To: BFH

    If you find the White House photo of me sprinting with Jesse Owens, as he trains for the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, I’d appreciate it if you would not post it.
    Thank you.

    Your pal, Franklin

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  9. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 4th, 2013

    Do you have the picture of him liberating the Jews from Auschwitz?

    If you do, we know that one is photoshopped.

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  10. Eleanor in Hell

    February 4th, 2013

    It won’t be long before the boy in the White House takes them back to Auschwitz.
    :-(

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  11. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 4th, 2013

    This fraud called Obama has got less talent and skill than Mr Andy Kaufman wrestling. Mr Obama, will there ever be any jobs? Thats jobs, j-o-b-s, as in work, not the Larry Sinclair knee bend.

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  12. fb1742

    February 4th, 2013

    How about an Evel Knievel bus jump

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  13. aleon

    February 4th, 2013

    “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound”

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  14. Lance o Lot

    February 4th, 2013

    Did the Dear Leader hit 11 holes-in-one on his first golf outing?

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  15. IMPEACH Obama

    February 4th, 2013

    Yes, teh Won™ can do anything, but I would prefer that he do one specific thing : ESAD.

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