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I Hacked Whitehouse.guv
I was foraging through their root directory and I stumbled upon a treasure trove of Obama photographs. They were in a folder marked “Barack Can Do Anything.”
There’s a disclaimer inside the folder that says that the photos contained cannot be manipulated or photoshopped under any circumstances, particularly with the intent of humiliating the greatest president to have ever lived.
I’ll be releasing the photos throughout the day. Here’s the first one:
Menderman
February 4th, 2013
Has he parted the Red Sea?
Teh One can do anything in Mom jeams!
I’ll bet he even went to the moon with nothing but a goldfish bowl and a putter!
beachmom
February 4th, 2013
If you think this photo is fake, you are a “ponger”.
Stirrin the B.S.
February 4th, 2013
It’s Forrest Chump.
Stupid is as stupid does. Got any chocolates?
Menderman
February 4th, 2013
Well, after seeing him shoot low altitude skeets, I believe!
Menderman
February 4th, 2013
I remember like it was yesterday that time he swam down and plugged that leak with James Cameron…what a gloriuos man Dear Leader is!
Dan Ryan Galt
February 4th, 2013
Here’s one they plan to release on June 3RD, Jefferson Davis Day.
http://elevenbravotwenty.blogspot.com/2013/02/just-like-us.html
Dr Tar
February 4th, 2013
He learned his technque in Thailand. Its called Crouching Reggie Hidden Salami style.
F.D.R. in Hell
February 4th, 2013
To: BFH
If you find the White House photo of me sprinting with Jesse Owens, as he trains for the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, I’d appreciate it if you would not post it.
Thank you.
Your pal, Franklin
Stirrin the B.S.
February 4th, 2013
Do you have the picture of him liberating the Jews from Auschwitz?
If you do, we know that one is photoshopped.
Eleanor in Hell
February 4th, 2013
It won’t be long before the boy in the White House takes them back to Auschwitz.
McFartus Spontaneous
February 4th, 2013
This fraud called Obama has got less talent and skill than Mr Andy Kaufman wrestling. Mr Obama, will there ever be any jobs? Thats jobs, j-o-b-s, as in work, not the Larry Sinclair knee bend.
fb1742
February 4th, 2013
How about an Evel Knievel bus jump
aleon
February 4th, 2013
“faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound”
Lance o Lot
February 4th, 2013
Did the Dear Leader hit 11 holes-in-one on his first golf outing?
IMPEACH Obama
February 4th, 2013
Yes, teh Won™ can do anything, but I would prefer that he do one specific thing : ESAD.