Home - by BigFurHat - February 4, 2013 - 06:43 America/New_York - 44 Comments
February 4th, 2013
I must tell Barack that my beach will be so much nicer without all this riffraff cluttering things up. Besides, they get stuck between my toes!
ATTACK OF THE 150 FOOT COMMUNIST!
D B Cooper
INVASION OF THE BOOTY SNATCHERS
Honey I Shrunk The Middle Class
Herm-Aphrodite rising from the sea foam.
Recent find of 1000 Pound valuable Ambergis turns out to be worthless Toe Cheese, Miami Beach to be closed for the summer.
Scientist say that the material has the same awful stench as the pricey whale vomit but comes from an unknown creature that lurks offshore.
The connection of recent outbreaks of rouge “sneaker” waves and the creature’s habits are being researched.
“Release The Kraken !!!”
Avert your eyes.
She’s about to expose her giant mushrat!
Beach Blanket Mandingo
“She’s a killer queen….”
Oh, no, they say she’s got to go
Go go Godzilla
Eric Von Zipper found dead after he was told that he would have to give the creature “The Finger”.
‘Bride Of The Monster That Devoured Cleveland’
Now the fish are going to smell that way too!
I don’t know what happened! I looked up and now I’m blind!!!!! Don’t look up for God’s sake don’ look up!!!!!!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Coupla winners, there, Edith McC.
The swamp monster smiled, farted loudly, and then picked up all the little people who had just passed out from the toxic fumes, and ate them as appetizers.
I only step on the white ones.
More frightening than Jaws…
More destructive than Godzilla…
It’s ATTACK OF THE GIANT BEARD!!!
Oh crap, now the fish will smell like that …
Maudie N Mandeville
“It’s Beaver Girl! Hold your nose and avoid the chlamydia spray.”
Stirrin the B.S.
Moosunami wipes out Daytona Beach
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum. I smell the blood of undercooked hot dogs.
“Whatever Happened To Baby Jane-Mooch?”
“Well that explains the rotting fish smell.”
Eleanor in Hell
“Daddy, what’s that smell? Have the Shrimp Boats returned?”
There’s a song for this: “The Attack of the “Fifty Foot Woman.” All she did to get her kicks was step on all the men.
“Tsunami alarms triggered as far away as Australia.
Coast Guard investigating cause of high tides.”
Carlos The Jackal
It sure isn’t the Little Mermaid…
Damn sand fleas, sometimes I just have to scratch…
Colossus of Toeds
Stranded in Sonoma
Here you see Mooshell looking rather svelte while playing the leading role in a Japanese destructo/horror movie.
I thought Gulliver was a HONKEY???
Leviathan (/lɨˈvaɪ.əθən/”twisted, coiled”) is a sea monster referred to in the Bible.
OMG!!!!!….They released the Kraken!!!!!
Beach goers were stunned at the strong smell of rotten fish along the beach today.
Please Lord, don’t let me see up her dress.
IF THAT PEES IN THE WATER, WHO’S PAYING FOR THE CLEAN UP?
Andrea Shea King
February 7th, 2013
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