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  1. RickeyG

    February 4th, 2013

    I must tell Barack that my beach will be so much nicer without all this riffraff cluttering things up. Besides, they get stuck between my toes!

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  2. Chalupa

    February 4th, 2013

    Baysquatch

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  3. Johnny Freedom

    February 4th, 2013

    ATTACK OF THE 150 FOOT COMMUNIST!

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  4. D B Cooper

    February 4th, 2013

    INVASION OF THE BOOTY SNATCHERS

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  5. Chalupa

    February 4th, 2013

    Honey I Shrunk The Middle Class

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  6. Chalupa

    February 4th, 2013

    Herm-Aphrodite rising from the sea foam.

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  7. Editch McCrotch

    February 4th, 2013

    MIAMI (AP)

    Recent find of 1000 Pound valuable Ambergis turns out to be worthless Toe Cheese, Miami Beach to be closed for the summer.

    Scientist say that the material has the same awful stench as the pricey whale vomit but comes from an unknown creature that lurks offshore.

    The connection of recent outbreaks of rouge “sneaker” waves and the creature’s habits are being researched.

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  8. grayjohn

    February 4th, 2013

    Wookiezirra! Wookiezirra!

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  9. Chalupa

    February 4th, 2013

    Miami Vicereine

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  10. Editch McCrotch

    February 4th, 2013

    “Release The Kraken !!!”

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  11. NOMOBAMY

    February 4th, 2013

    CHILDREN!
    CHILDREN!
    Avert your eyes.
    She’s about to expose her giant mushrat!

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  12. Editch McCrotch

    February 4th, 2013

    Beach Blanket Mandingo

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  13. Chalupa

    February 4th, 2013

    “She’s a killer queen….”

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  14. Cat Whisperer

    February 4th, 2013

    Moosezilla!

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  15. SR

    February 4th, 2013

    Oh, no, they say she’s got to go
    Go go Godzilla

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  16. Editch McCrotch

    February 4th, 2013

    Eric Von Zipper found dead after he was told that he would have to give the creature “The Finger”.

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  17. Saxindacity

    February 4th, 2013

    ‘Bride Of The Monster That Devoured Cleveland’

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  18. Dadof3

    February 4th, 2013

    Ah, MAN!

    Now the fish are going to smell that way too!

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  19. ront

    February 4th, 2013

    I don’t know what happened! I looked up and now I’m blind!!!!! Don’t look up for God’s sake don’ look up!!!!!!

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  20. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 4th, 2013

    Coupla winners, there, Edith McC.

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  21. Unruly Refugee

    February 4th, 2013

    The swamp monster smiled, farted loudly, and then picked up all the little people who had just passed out from the toxic fumes, and ate them as appetizers.

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  22. tennismom2

    February 4th, 2013

    I only step on the white ones.

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  23. jclady

    February 4th, 2013

    More frightening than Jaws…
    More destructive than Godzilla…

    It’s ATTACK OF THE GIANT BEARD!!!

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  24. m00pa

    February 4th, 2013

    Oh crap, now the fish will smell like that …

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  25. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 4th, 2013

    “It’s Beaver Girl! Hold your nose and avoid the chlamydia spray.”

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  26. IronyCurtain

    February 4th, 2013

    Tamalesaurus Rex

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  27. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 4th, 2013

    Moosunami wipes out Daytona Beach

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  28. Twellsy

    February 4th, 2013

    Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum. I smell the blood of undercooked hot dogs.

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  29. Tuesday

    February 4th, 2013

    “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane-Mooch?”

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  30. Dr Tar

    February 4th, 2013

    “Well that explains the rotting fish smell.”

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  31. Eleanor in Hell

    February 4th, 2013

    “Daddy, what’s that smell? Have the Shrimp Boats returned?”

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  32. finai

    February 4th, 2013

    There’s a song for this: “The Attack of the “Fifty Foot Woman.” All she did to get her kicks was step on all the men.

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  33. norman einstein

    February 4th, 2013

    “Tsunami alarms triggered as far away as Australia.
    Coast Guard investigating cause of high tides.”

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  34. Carlos The Jackal

    February 4th, 2013

    It sure isn’t the Little Mermaid…

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  35. Three Rivers

    February 4th, 2013

    Damn sand fleas, sometimes I just have to scratch…

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  36. TennDon

    February 4th, 2013

    Colossus of Toeds

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  37. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 4th, 2013

    Here you see Mooshell looking rather svelte while playing the leading role in a Japanese destructo/horror movie.

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  38. Doc

    February 4th, 2013

    I thought Gulliver was a HONKEY???

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  39. Melody

    February 4th, 2013

    Leviathan (/lɨˈvaɪ.əθən/”twisted, coiled”) is a sea monster referred to in the Bible.

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  40. Horrorman18

    February 4th, 2013

    OMG!!!!!….They released the Kraken!!!!!

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  41. imirradiated

    February 4th, 2013

    Beach goers were stunned at the strong smell of rotten fish along the beach today.

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  42. marleenna1959

    February 4th, 2013

    Please Lord, don’t let me see up her dress.

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  43. dOUGw

    February 4th, 2013

    IF THAT PEES IN THE WATER, WHO’S PAYING FOR THE CLEAN UP?

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  44. Andrea Shea King

    February 7th, 2013

    Red tide.

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