Eric Von Zipper found dead after he was told that he would have to give the creature “The Finger”.
+3
Saxindacity
February 4th, 2013
‘Bride Of The Monster That Devoured Cleveland’
+5
Dadof3
February 4th, 2013
Ah, MAN!
Now the fish are going to smell that way too!
Noteworthy Comment +15
ront
February 4th, 2013
I don’t know what happened! I looked up and now I’m blind!!!!! Don’t look up for God’s sake don’ look up!!!!!!
+7
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 4th, 2013
Coupla winners, there, Edith McC.
+3
Unruly Refugee
February 4th, 2013
The swamp monster smiled, farted loudly, and then picked up all the little people who had just passed out from the toxic fumes, and ate them as appetizers.
+6
tennismom2
February 4th, 2013
I only step on the white ones.
Noteworthy Comment +11
jclady
February 4th, 2013
More frightening than Jaws…
More destructive than Godzilla…
It’s ATTACK OF THE GIANT BEARD!!!
+5
m00pa
February 4th, 2013
Oh crap, now the fish will smell like that …
+2
Maudie N Mandeville
February 4th, 2013
“It’s Beaver Girl! Hold your nose and avoid the chlamydia spray.”
RickeyG
February 4th, 2013
I must tell Barack that my beach will be so much nicer without all this riffraff cluttering things up. Besides, they get stuck between my toes!
Chalupa
February 4th, 2013
Baysquatch
Johnny Freedom
February 4th, 2013
ATTACK OF THE 150 FOOT COMMUNIST!
D B Cooper
February 4th, 2013
INVASION OF THE BOOTY SNATCHERS
Chalupa
February 4th, 2013
Honey I Shrunk The Middle Class
Chalupa
February 4th, 2013
Herm-Aphrodite rising from the sea foam.
Editch McCrotch
February 4th, 2013
MIAMI (AP)
Recent find of 1000 Pound valuable Ambergis turns out to be worthless Toe Cheese, Miami Beach to be closed for the summer.
Scientist say that the material has the same awful stench as the pricey whale vomit but comes from an unknown creature that lurks offshore.
The connection of recent outbreaks of rouge “sneaker” waves and the creature’s habits are being researched.
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grayjohn
February 4th, 2013
Wookiezirra! Wookiezirra!
Chalupa
February 4th, 2013
Miami Vicereine
Editch McCrotch
February 4th, 2013
“Release The Kraken !!!”
NOMOBAMY
February 4th, 2013
CHILDREN!
CHILDREN!
Avert your eyes.
She’s about to expose her giant mushrat!
Editch McCrotch
February 4th, 2013
Beach Blanket Mandingo
Chalupa
February 4th, 2013
“She’s a killer queen….”
Cat Whisperer
February 4th, 2013
Moosezilla!
SR
February 4th, 2013
Oh, no, they say she’s got to go
Go go Godzilla
Editch McCrotch
February 4th, 2013
Eric Von Zipper found dead after he was told that he would have to give the creature “The Finger”.
Saxindacity
February 4th, 2013
‘Bride Of The Monster That Devoured Cleveland’
Dadof3
February 4th, 2013
Ah, MAN!
Now the fish are going to smell that way too!
ront
February 4th, 2013
I don’t know what happened! I looked up and now I’m blind!!!!! Don’t look up for God’s sake don’ look up!!!!!!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 4th, 2013
Coupla winners, there, Edith McC.
Unruly Refugee
February 4th, 2013
The swamp monster smiled, farted loudly, and then picked up all the little people who had just passed out from the toxic fumes, and ate them as appetizers.
tennismom2
February 4th, 2013
I only step on the white ones.
jclady
February 4th, 2013
More frightening than Jaws…
More destructive than Godzilla…
It’s ATTACK OF THE GIANT BEARD!!!
m00pa
February 4th, 2013
Oh crap, now the fish will smell like that …
Maudie N Mandeville
February 4th, 2013
“It’s Beaver Girl! Hold your nose and avoid the chlamydia spray.”
IronyCurtain
February 4th, 2013
Tamalesaurus Rex
Stirrin the B.S.
February 4th, 2013
Moosunami wipes out Daytona Beach
Twellsy
February 4th, 2013
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum. I smell the blood of undercooked hot dogs.
Tuesday
February 4th, 2013
“Whatever Happened To Baby Jane-Mooch?”
Dr Tar
February 4th, 2013
“Well that explains the rotting fish smell.”
Eleanor in Hell
February 4th, 2013
“Daddy, what’s that smell? Have the Shrimp Boats returned?”
finai
February 4th, 2013
There’s a song for this: “The Attack of the “Fifty Foot Woman.” All she did to get her kicks was step on all the men.
norman einstein
February 4th, 2013
“Tsunami alarms triggered as far away as Australia.
Coast Guard investigating cause of high tides.”
Carlos The Jackal
February 4th, 2013
It sure isn’t the Little Mermaid…
Three Rivers
February 4th, 2013
Damn sand fleas, sometimes I just have to scratch…
TennDon
February 4th, 2013
Colossus of Toeds
Stranded in Sonoma
February 4th, 2013
Here you see Mooshell looking rather svelte while playing the leading role in a Japanese destructo/horror movie.
Doc
February 4th, 2013
I thought Gulliver was a HONKEY???
Melody
February 4th, 2013
Leviathan (/lɨˈvaɪ.əθən/”twisted, coiled”) is a sea monster referred to in the Bible.
Horrorman18
February 4th, 2013
OMG!!!!!….They released the Kraken!!!!!
imirradiated
February 4th, 2013
Beach goers were stunned at the strong smell of rotten fish along the beach today.
marleenna1959
February 4th, 2013
Please Lord, don’t let me see up her dress.
dOUGw
February 4th, 2013
IF THAT PEES IN THE WATER, WHO’S PAYING FOR THE CLEAN UP?
Andrea Shea King
February 7th, 2013
Red tide.