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  1. MaryfromMarin

    February 3rd, 2013

    Ooh, a new genre!

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  2. Left Coast Dan

    February 3rd, 2013

    Shouldn’t radio man now be GoPro video-wearing, smartphone-tweeting army man?

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  3. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 3rd, 2013

    Glad to see you gave The First Shooter a bike helmet. Just think how much easier the cleanup would have been if JFK had been wearing one.

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  4. MaryfromMarin

    February 3rd, 2013

    The possibilities boggle the mind:

    skeet-shooting Lego man
    skeet-shooting cake-top figurine (non-discriminatory, suitable for all weddings)
    skeet-shooting Star Wars action figure
    skeet-shooting Elmo
    skeet-shooting lawn gnome
    skeet-shooting Flat Stanley (Ann?)

    BFH, you are set for life. Syndicate yourself.

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  5. Snowball the Sourpuss

    February 3rd, 2013

    Hahahaa! The bike helmet is perfect!

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  6. MaryfromMarin

    February 3rd, 2013

    p.s. the skeet-shooting Star Wars action figure can live in Jabba the Hutt’s mosque–sorry, I meant palace.

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 3rd, 2013

    So is the “Follow Me” guy going to frag The One? Better empty that magazine, soldier. Zombies have a way of re-animating.

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  8. TheFineReport.com

    February 3rd, 2013

    How about a ‘Barry Fudd’ army man.

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  9. Aunt Liz

    February 3rd, 2013

    (Snort) The bike helmet and mom jeans make me giggle!

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  10. Dr. Tar

    February 3rd, 2013

    Genius. Should work well for the new Boy Scouts.

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  11. Jethro

    February 3rd, 2013

    Can you place the soldiers surrounding Oskeeter?

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  12. KF

    February 3rd, 2013

    Hey, take it easy on the radio guy. My dad was Army Signal Corps, where he learned 8 different ways to kill someone with an antenna ;)

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  13. Mike

    February 3rd, 2013

    It’s good to see toy manufacturers keeping up with current events now Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has been repealed.

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  14. Menderman

    February 3rd, 2013

    Yeah, I’m with y’all fellars…The gay bicycle helmet is a darn nice touch!

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  15. cfm990

    February 3rd, 2013

    Magnifier glass death ray. Fire cracker land mine. Guess who gets the fiery send off?

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  16. Menderman

    February 3rd, 2013

    and CFM, don’t forget the power of an assault “Daisey BB Rifle”!

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  17. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    February 3rd, 2013

    Skeet Shooter Man has a grease gun in his back. Never let an opportunity go to waste.

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  18. Snowball the Sourpuss

    February 3rd, 2013

    This is what happens when you play the game in libtardville….

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  19. Geoff C. The Saltine

    February 3rd, 2013

    The radio man calls for reinforcements, he was one of my favorites. And now look what he gets, a two shot homo that shoots light loads, gets himself surrounded by the enemy and we lose the war.
    Bastard.

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  20. Alxandro

    February 3rd, 2013

    Now my taxes are paying for Mommy Pants.

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  21. Bob M.

    February 3rd, 2013

    At least radioman is calling in artillery. I’d rather have medic man, than pole-puffer… I MEAN, skeet shooter… ‘man’… :roll:

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  22. Carlos The Jackal

    February 4th, 2013

    Is this like the “Turn him upside down and he’s a gay waiter” thing?

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