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NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My prediction:

49ers — 34
Ravens — 20

I could care less about the pre-game hype, the commercials, and the half-time show. I just want to watch football. The post-game wrap is worth watching, if your team wins.

I just don’t want injuries or penalties to determine the game.

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Doesn’t Obama get to throw the first pass?

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If I had a son…
he would be Socialist and play soccer.

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I’m looking forward to another nip-slip!
But this time, please make it someone worth looking at…..

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I’ve got no skin in this year’s game so I’ll just say, may the best team win.

Go Niners!

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The team that puts the most points on the board will win.

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As a Edgar Allen Poe fan I am conflicted.
I would really like the Ravens if asshole Ray Lewis had retired last year. Let him sit at home and suck deer antler piss.
Hard to pick… Poe died in 1849.
The 49ers are named after the gold rush in 1849.

I think a point total of 49 is in order.
49ers 28
Ravens 21

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What’s the over/under on Ray Lewis shankin’ some ho-bitch before halftime?

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Cilantro lime shrimp and chicken wings on my smoker. Oh, and beer and more beer.

Since my Patriots are not playing, I’ll be rooting for everyone on the field except Ray Lewis! Hoping there’s a bounty on him.

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This is what a lefty commented on a friends “Go Niners!” fb post, and I quote:

“Sure, you’ll root for our football team, but you won’t pay our taxes or agree with our gun control. You should have to root for the Raiders.”

LOL!

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So Troy, Ray Lewis should play football…Never more?

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@moxie man

trying to find your house.
could you please let all of us know the address.

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Moxie Man, do you really drink Moxie because if you do, you have to be one tough cookie?

Either that or you have a lot of Moxie.

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Well BFH, if the 49er run game confuses Lewis as much as it has confused just about every team they have faced since Kaepernick became quarterback, Lewis may very well be the reason the Ravens lose.

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Doesn’t Obama get to throw the first pass?

He’ll probably just skeet shoot at every pass thrown.

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I really could’ve cared less – and, coming from the Cleveland Browns area, would happily cheer for the 49ers – but I gotta root for Michael Oher – So GO RAVENS!!

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Where’s the skeet?

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Go Braves!!!!!

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Well this is one part of the year when it’s annoying to have pulled the plug on cable/satellite tv. Heading over to cousins house… (with laptop)

C U in a bit

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I think the Denver Broncos will pull it out with Peyton at the helm.
Atlanta Falcons are tough to beat though.

Wait? What?
Oh yeah, alternate reality if Denver or Atlanta had coaches with a pair between them.

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I’m rooting for the Niners, mainly because it would be so wrong if Ray Lewis’s team won.
As BFH said, he’s a low-life POS and it would be an added bonus if he was personally responsible for a Ravens loss.

Food-wise, we got chips, nachos, dips, chili (a tradition in my house), and loads of beer.

Go, Niners!

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Time to hit the mute button…

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Lose the flags! Let ‘em play!

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Affirmative action coin toss.

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I issued a Presidential invitation to all them big, sweaty, menses on both teams – to come to the White House after the game for a Mazola oil party!

And not to worry, Moose gonna be spankin the monkey with Hillary and Huma!

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@Dan Ryan Galt- Yes I drink Moxie. I grew up in New England, where it was popular, although an acquired taste, for sure. I can still buy it here in AZ at BevMo.

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@reddecaesari – COSTCO did all the hard work!

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Thank God for Hockey !!!
The only pro-sport left that isn’t tarnished by celebrities, over-hype, bad commentators and criminals.
( Yeah, you can read into that last part if you like. I really don’t care )

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What BS – Ray Lewis playing peacemaker!

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If Al Gore had a son, he’d be Frank.

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Cookie, cream, oreo, – I think I’ll go smash up a library. Worst ad so far.

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Honestly, I could not give a crap.

Menderwoman wants to see the ads so it will be on…

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@ Moxie Man-If we can escape Connecticut, maybe we’ll swing by with some Moxie. Can’t stand the diet stuff though.

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I am so glad yall told me this was going on…Ida never known! LOL

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Eric Holder in the shot with the Harbaugh parents. My dinner just came up.

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9 yard gain for Gary Coleman.

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Upshaw caused an upchuck.

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I cooked some sausage balls, guacamole dip and finger sandwiches of assorted kinds. And lemon pie for my husbands birthday.
Food is better than the game since Ravens are winning.

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My pool numbers are 9ers 1, Ravens 4. If these numbers come up I will be a very happy guy. I am waching it in silence It is now 14-3 Ravens.
Go NINERS

Ms. Pinko WON! She had the same numbers. Mr. Pinko

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I ran twelve miles today so all the things I had planned to cook can suck it, I’m tired as shit. But that being said, Mr C I guess grew hungry so he made some nachos. Must give the man recipe tips on how to cook nacho cheese, we now have a nacho/cheese clump. I think I need to break out the cheese slicer. Next up is bruschetta. We won’t be having the yummy coconut lime chicken or the fabulous spiced sweet potato fries. But we will be having just the cutest NFL chocolate cake from the market. I shoulda run yesterday.

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No buffalo wings

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12 miles Mrs.C?
Training for a marathon?

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Mrs Compton, Whats wrong with your car?

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Looks like Murders In The Rue Morgue Mardi Gras…

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Yes, Troy, right now I do halfs but that Marine Corps Marathon is in my sights. Doing it for my daddy! I was planning on doing 16 miles today but some asshole stole my water.

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Yes, Troy, right now I do halfs but that Marine Corps Marathon is in my sights. Doing it for my daddy! I was planning on doing 16 miles today but some asshole stole my water.

Thanks Brad, now I have to clean my screen!!

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Too many cut offs, too may commercials. It sucks./

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I ran the Disney Marathon January 13th.
Lots of fun, but a hot day.
I figured no person in their right mind runs 12 if not training.
Or like Brad said, is your car broken?

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Fried ravioli, fried zucchini, and decadent sammiches. NOT the normal Sunday dinner – but it IS the Superbowl – so making some dietary exceptions! : D

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Now we get to watch the hot chick with that UGLY BUTTFACED HUSBAND lip-sync a couple songs…

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I wrestled thru school. We ran more then the cross country team did. Just can’t get into it anymore. Still lifting weights. Did an 90 minute back and bi bicep routine and now sipping my favorite replenishment beverage. Corona.

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Brad, get you some deer antler extract and you will feel like a Superbowl contender…

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Troy, ever chew on a deer antler? They suck.

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Typical niners game, trailing at .the half. May not recover this time.

Shame the Broncos aren’t in this game.

Pulled pork, haven’t seen a good commercial yet.

Go Ravens!

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To tell you truth. It is a wonderful game to watch on MUTE. And just comment away on IOTW. My wife just came in to check on me, she thought I died. Not a gug from my cave. She looked a little disappointed. Bionce was on mute. And I am typing.

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Troy, are you doing the Princess in a few weeks? We just did the Tinkerbell, loved it, we’re doing the 5K Royal run and the Princess.

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Gah! Really? Very vulgar beonce!

Ok. Honey. If you need a pole there are lots of places that can accommodate that need down the street!

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Nevermind about looking for a nip-slip. I’m skipping this halftime crap. It looks like it was thrown together at the last minute. And that’s not singing…

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Beyonsay – not impressive – but her politics could be an influence – or not.

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We have it on mute, I refuse to listen to the bots. I hear the stage cost a million.

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Screw halftime. We’re watching World’s Funniest Animal commercials. Recorded on Tru-TV last night.

Shrimp & wings are excellent – so is the beer!

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I did the Princess when I was younger. And now she’s the queen.

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Say what you want about Ray Lewis, but there
s now way I’m cheering for the filthy butt pirates of Pelosiville.

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I jumped over to A&E.com and watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty.

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Ugh, 0prah make it stop

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Good idea Jethro, thanks

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Hate that Ray Lewis may go out with a big win. Michael Oher is also on the team and I would like to see him win a ring, but he’s young and will have more opportunities.

Kapernick is another feel-good story. I would like to see the 49ers win because they beat my Falcons, but it’s not looking good.

Halftime show was disgusting. As I’ve said so many times, I’m glad my kids are grown. That was nothing more than soft porn.

When did it become so bad to have marching bands at halftime? I remember the “good old days” when halftime shows were broadcast (especially college games). Those shows influenced what I did for 13 years and also influenced kids to study music, dance, etc.

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Oh hell, yall!!! Is the power out???

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Power is fine here.

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Oh man! This is terrible!!!

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Well it is known as the Crescent City…

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Rumor is that Kaepernick pulled the plug.

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If I was some asshole terrorist, I would hit the SB

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I think Ray Nagin needs to fire up the yellow busses this time.

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Troy’s right!

Call Ray Nagin & get those school buses in, line the field & turn their headlights on.

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Is Chevy Volt a Platnum sponsor?

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“If someone wants to build a new coal plant, we will bankrupt them”
Barrack Hussain Obama

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Bush blow up the levy’s again?

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I’m starting to enjoy the game.

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Huff Poo post – George Bush strikes again, too many black people Superdome, he sends Dick Cheney in to cut the wires

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@moetom

best post ever.

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Soopurbowl postponed, a tie was declared so everyone gets their fair share.

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During the blackout Ray Lewis put a cap in half a dozen niggaz…
What? Too soon?

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What is this BS about power “ramping up”???

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Breaking News: Moe Tom #1 suspect in Superbowl ‘Electricity Gate”!

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Did someone forget to purchase enough carbon credits?

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Send Bee-Once back out with dustiny child…

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“Bread and butter” superbowl hyperbole BINGO!
Ding ding ding!

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Union electricians?

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I call BS. They have been “warning” about power grid maybe a problem. This is home land security Nappy Crappy! All fake! This would not happen in real world, only bama world.

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The NFL announces new plan to reduce head injuries:

Flashlight Tag Football!

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“That’s the night the lights went out in N’Awlins.
The night they didn’t have a backup plan.

Don’t trust your Super Bowl to some city run by Southern Democrats.
‘Cause Roger Goodell just pooped his pants again.”

…apologies to Vickie Lawrence.

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This game is officially FUCKED!

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Too bad the power isn’t off the the booth – between Bill Cowher’s looks and Shannon Sharpe’s potato mouth and JB’s non-stop rambling.

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Advantage 49ers. They are used to brown outs in Kalifornia!

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Menderman. Oil Gore, Oil Gore where is our energy
Oil. What the fuck happened.? It is definitely BUSH’S
FUCKING FAULT.

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Un-frickin’ acceptable delay. Whomever is in charge of the facilities at the Astrodome needs to be fired along with the entire crew. It should not be possible to lose power like this. Either someone seriously screwed the pooch or there was deliberate sabotage.

This whole facility was rebuilt brand new after hurricane Katrina, along with the entire power grid in lower Louisiana. It should not be possible for this to happen at all, much less during the Super Bowl.

Heads need to roll.

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Jethro, I think you are right.
They had to wait for a union hack to come and sign off on some 28 dollar an hour flackey to flip a switch.

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That was a Homosexual half time!

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MVP so far…the apprentice Electrician that remembered where the spare fuses are kept.

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Waiting for BHO to come in and save the day with a replacement fuse. He is the Light-Bringer, after all, right?

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@Moxie – the Mute button is a beautiful thing.

I haven’t watched a sporting event for over the past two years without it firmly on.

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I am glad I am in Central time, this game will end around midnight.

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Joe Montana and Steve Young just left town…

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You guys are entertaining. The game is not.

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Lights out – I think Vegas called in a marker.

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They had 33 minutes to come up with a play…
DOH!

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Hee,hee,heer,hoo,hoo,ho, my sides are spliting, I can’t fucking believe this. Only in New Orleans.
More of this to come comrades. This is just the beginning. Remember this Super Bowl feb 3, 2013.

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Mooch ran out of food stop the game.
Lobster refilled good to go start the game.

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Somebody needs to visit Deja-Vu in Nawlins and tell the 49ers defense the game has started…

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I would really like the Ravens if they weren’t such assholes.

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I thought it was “last call.” My wife poured out the rest of my beer, told me to go to bed and put on LifeTime Movie Channel.

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The good thing about the commercials is that I found out Stevie Wonder is still alive.
Who knew?

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So, will there be a “baby boom” in early November?

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Will the last person who leaves NOLA turn out the lights….?

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@Moxie Man… Not in San Francisco

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Randy Moss, best receiver ever.
Barrack Hussain Obama, best President ever.

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Now we have a friggin game.

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Letterman – Use the laces … around your neck!

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I’ll never eat Pistachios again.

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Uh? The cause of the power outage???

Uh…SF was losing???

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Clydesdales – YES

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Never trust a lefty.

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Sorry if anyone already posted this, but I just saw this up at Drudge.

Super Bowl City Leads on Energy Efficient Forefront :
http://energy.gov/articles/super-bowl-city-leads-energy-efficient-forefront

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I don’t eat fast food, but if I did, Carls Jr would be my top pick. Even if the food sucked.

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Anybody want an update on Downton Abbey, otherwise Mrs Galt and I are going to bed?

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I loved Paul Harvey…and all the “and now you know the rest of the story.” stories.

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Great Paul Harvey ad for Dodge Ram.

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Paul Harvey and Dodge. That was great. That is America. Games good too.

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Moxie Man. How long are you married? Don’t you know about secret stuff?

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@Moe Tom – many years – but I want to buy your book!

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Dumbass Kia commercial.

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sig 94. Bless you man.

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I wish a Clydesdale would stomp on Phil Simms head. STFU Phil

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Yeah, the photography on the Dodge commercial was so impressive. Just beautiful. Hard to beat the Clydesdale commercial.. .

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Ok. That Tide on was pretty damn funny!

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Clydesdales, Paul Harvey-Dodge Ram and the Tide commercial. Best so far.

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Saturday night live retrospective is more interesting. THe 49′ers are going to lose anyway.

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Chieftain, The place was rebuilt, but they used union labor.
So there you go…

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I think Louisiana is a “Right Not to Work State.”

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four minutes to go…

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Moxie man. Sorry It will not be cleared by the CIA.
I’ve tried. Still working on it.They are difficult to deal with.
.

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Did Mercedes scrub the Kate Upton carwash ad?

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Lord that Kapernek for the 9′ers has a strong arm.
2 minutes to go.

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wonder if baltimore and bay bay area are ready for the riots?

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@Shame – SF would go on a shower curtain buying frenzy.

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CAN COLIN DO IT?
FOURTH DOWN

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NO.

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Jim Harbaugh looks like Jim Carrey imitating a holding call.

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When you have jersey in your grasp…isn’t that holding?

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Right Not to Work State.”

Moxie Man wins!!

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Things are getting sporting. Actually a very entertaining game. That was a feaken hold! Why didn’t the Niners challenge?

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On a limb– SF get FG, game goes on forever.

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I fell asleep. what happened?

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When do the riots start? Anyone have a schedule?

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‘Night all

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@Boobie – Thx, that came to me after 9 or so beers.

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Is that Ricard Dent or Stevie Wonder?

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Well, when it comes to athletics, there’s the prepared, and the unprepared. Hate to see Ray Lewis on the winning side. He didn’t contribute, but that team was better prepared. 9er’s should have shown up at the kick off instead of the power outage.

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Damn TROY:: Randy Moss, best receiver ever. OK I go with that………….BUT

Barrack Hussain Obama, best President ever. NO WAY

Commie crook is more like ti!!!!

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A holding no-call in the end zone determined the outcome of the game – that’s a shame. I hope the NFL does something about it.

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Unslung Hero, I believe Troy was being Ironical. Most view Randy Moss as a freaken Prima donna. And I’m fairly certain Troy has no respect for the Marxist in Chief.

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Score Ravens 34. Niners 31/ 4 and 1/ I had a great day.

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Good for you Tom. That’s what it’s all about.

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Disappointed in the 49ers. Had loads of chances to win – even got a bonus when the lights went out. Ray Lewis gets to gloat. Not a fan, Lewis is manipulative and slick.
Singing of the anthem is getting too much about entertainers and not about the meaning.
Talented unknowns do a better job anyway.
Loved, loved, loved the Ram truck commercial with Paul Harvey. He was a gifted, Godly man.
Fritos commercials were good. Liked the Ravens bate and switch “Stain commercial” – there’s a lesson there.
What can be said about the Priestess of Lust Beyonce! Half-time was awful!
All in all the Super Bowl game was over hyped, but credit should be given to the players and teams. They make it worth watching every year – they made the effort and somebody has to win.

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Crushed.

Niners dug themselves too deep a hole that first half.

So close to making it last year. So close to winning it this year. Follow the logic they win next year.

I’m just trying to stop my San Francisco 49er heart from bleeding.

It ain’t workin.’

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The iOTW minion will unleash…
http://blurbrain.com/obama-super-bowl-game-day-twitter-pic-photoshops/

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Ms. Pinko had the same numbers as Moe Tom – $500 win

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@Stirrin — I hope Jim Harbaugh and Jed York write a letter to the commissioner and the head of officiating stating that it is nice to know that the pulling of a receiver’s jersey while the ball is in the air, is no longer a penalty in the NFL.

Yes, the 49ers should not have gotten themselves into that position. Yes, they should not have let a kickoff be returned for a touchdown. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! BUT… they were in that position and they have a right to expect that if one of their players is fouled the officials will throw a flag. Didn’t happen. If the 49ers were ahead and on defense in that situation, I’ll bet the Ravens get the benefit of that call.

I’ve seen less contact called pass interference. Hell, I’ve seen NO contact called pass interference! An Oakland Raider safety actually vaulted a receiver and batted the ball down. He never touched the receiver but got called for pass interference.

Sour grapes? Hardly. As I said, the 49ers had the right to expect that a penalty should have been called since that has been called a penalty ever since I’ve been watching football. I guess it doesn’t apply when you have a retiring player that needs to go out with another Super Bowl victory.

The worst part was watching Ray Lewis bleat about winning when he had very little to do with the victory. Good riddance.

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Uhhh … is it too late to place a bet?

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