Home - by BigFurHat - February 3, 2013 - 00:28 America/New_York - 36 Comments
Here it is – the photoshop the white house was fearing from the start.
February 3rd, 2013
As my friend suggested (after reading MacCardigan’s Office Defense Manifesto), BHO should be sure to pack a lighter at all times. Then he could defend himself against anyone trying to sneak up from behind.
Eleanor in Hell
BFH, you do nice work!
Should I put in a good word for you down here with you-know-who? I don’t mean Franklin.
Man. The creative juices are flowin’!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
LOL Eleanor, you’re going to he-
Oh. That’s right.
Hahahahahahahahahah never trust a fart Barry, especially with a severely compromised sphincter like yours.
I bow to you, BFH.
There is smoke coming from the top of the shotgun barrel. What’s that all about.
Sophomoric simplicity, I love it!
I should have been more explicit. Why is there smoke coming from the top center area of the shotgun in the so-called “real” photo of bum shooting.
Plain Jane, It is a feature of the weapon, designed to reduce kick.
The only thing I’ve ever seen smoke like that is a black powder pistol
crap! Sorry Furbs
Check this one out: Obama aiming at George Zimmerman (10th picture down):
Thirdtwin, thanks. I thought it might be something like that. Do you have a clue what make of gun it is? Or is it a custom for the elitist?
Next one should have a lit Newport in his right hand.
Oooh Racist. That’s really hot. Thanks.
We were explicitly told by the White House to not use this photo… you know the one WE paid for. The one we have a First Amendment right to especially lampoon the government.
No, Plain Jane, I don’t know what Little Barry Oakley is blasting away with, but there are plenty here who can give you that info. I do know that it is a shotgun.
Boy are you in trouble BFH. The White House has specifically warned against photo-shopping these official photos. Better expect some “blowback” from them.
Thanks again thirdtwin.
F.D.R. in Hell
I think it was a guy named Alinsky who said,
“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule.”
Someone in the Administration doesn’t like their dear President. Otherwise, why would they leave him open to Semi-Automatic ridicule with that “ridiculous” photo.
I love it.
He should have a cartoon “balloon” over his head, saying “POW POW”.
Like kids used to do when they played “Cowboys and Native Americans”.
Norm, you’ll get your chance to feel like a kid again…with “Cowboys and Moslems”
You REALLY need one of these with him at Man’s Country…
234 Sheriffs And 4 Sheriffs Associations Take A Stand Against Obama’s Illegal Push For Gun Control.
“If the machine of government is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law”
― Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience and Other Essays: Collected Essays of Henry David Thoreau
They eat baked beans up at camp David… Pffffftttt.
I believe, given Bathhouse Barry’s tendencies, that little puff of gas should more correctly be referred to as a “queef”
Czar of Defenestration
The O likes riding ‘em *big*:
When Big Sis and her band of Merry Men bust down your door, Hat, don’t say they didn’t warn you!
The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture:
“This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.”
I would relish the idea of becoming a political prisoner in America.
PLEASE, OBAMA, ARREST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOL….The hits keep comin’. Keep up the good work!
LOL! That picture is hilarious!
President mommy pants MAY be pictured shooting a shotgun in the original photo, but it’s completely staged. From someone that shoots skeet regularly, he’s not pictured shooting skeet. All skeet shots would be shot with an elevation to the barrels, unless you’re completely incompetent and shooting at the ground.
No one shoots with ONE extended choke in a double barrel shotgun (top barrel it’s visible).
The original is badly photoshopped, smoke does not come out of the TOP of the barrel because both SIDES are ported on sporting models to reduce muzzle jump. The smoke should be coming out of both sides of the barrel.
The background shows NO evidence of him being on a skeet range which are semi circular with a high house on the left, and low house on the right.
Not surprisingly his gun hold is completely wrong – almost as if – GASP he’s never shot a gun in his life and someone just handed this to him. The stock should be in the “pocket” just inside his shoulder against his chest (if he had one). As pictured it’s against his (rather lacking) bicep which will do nothing but bruise the hell out of a shooter.
IF the gun was actually being shot when this was taken as the smoke makes it appear, recoil would raise the barrels on any shooter, especially one with lack of muscle and as inexperienced as president swishy pants.
My opinion, he MAY be pictured holding a gun, but he’s not shooting skeet, he’s not shooting at all, the smoke is “shopped” into the photo, and it’s the first time he’s ever held one in his life.
What’s next in his attempt to show us he’s a tough guy? “oh yea, we wrestle alligators all the time at Camp David….”
@locknload, wish I could give you more than one TU.
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