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Home - by - February 2, 2013 - 16:59 America/New_York - 37 Comments

Here is the disclaimer the white house attached to a released picture of Obama shooting a rifle.

“This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.”

Sad Hill got around the warning.

See HERE

Me, on the other hand, will be dedicating the rest of the evening to doing exactly what the government is telling me I can’t do.

Arrest me.

» 37 Comments

  1. Claudia

    February 2nd, 2013

    I never doubted that you would be working on this!

    WooooHooooo! Can’t wait!

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  3. Sad Hill

    February 2nd, 2013

    Kill it bfh, like ONLY bfh can!

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  4. Alpha Maser

    February 2nd, 2013

    Having a photo shop contest for this image at Maser. Would love you entries fur!
    http://masermedia.org/contest-best-shop-of-obama-shooting-skeet/

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  6. historicus

    February 2nd, 2013

    I don’t know how you can make that picutre any more humorous.

    He looks like a monkey fu–ing a football.

    Oh, sorry, was that racist?

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  7. Czar of Defenestration

    February 2nd, 2013

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  8. marleenna1959

    February 2nd, 2013

    I see no evidence of recoil. is he shooting blanks?

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  9. RosalindJ

    February 2nd, 2013

    You should make it a sticky for the evening. Because at the very least, you aim better. And you’re not a high-handed poseur.

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  10. Blink

    February 2nd, 2013

    The headline should say –
    Don’t Photoshop this picture. We already did that for you.

    This kind of reminds me of the motivation for starting Draw Mohammed Day.

    And it makes me want to ask:
    Which image has the most overlays – this picture or the birth certificate?

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  11. Diann

    February 2nd, 2013

    They release this picture that all but screams, “Mock me! Mock me!” and then say, “Don’t mock it.” What a bunch of idiots.

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  12. giamby

    February 2nd, 2013

    Unless I’m mistaken, aren’t the targets fired upward and not straight ahead of you?

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  14. thirdtwin

    February 2nd, 2013

    Diann, just more evidence he is a tone-deaf, thin-skinned, brittle narcissist with totalitarian tendencies who really does believes that he can do his staff’s jobs better than them. Carney has probably downed a whole bottle of Prilosec.

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  15. thirdtwin

    February 2nd, 2013

    Pleasepleaseplease do one with Pierced Organ in it.

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  16. Jethro

    February 2nd, 2013

     
  17. reddecaesari

    February 2nd, 2013

    don’t have photoshop but have a request.

    put the turd in a burqa.

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  18. Derr

    February 2nd, 2013

    It’s a fucking shotgun you retard.

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  19. Goldenfoxx

    February 2nd, 2013

    giamby said: “Unless I’m mistaken, aren’t the targets fired upward and not straight ahead of you?”

    You are exactly right. There’s a skeet firing range close by us. The clay disks are flung into the air by a machine. I actually think that photo is photoshopped. Obummer is not capable of holding and firing a gun. Phoney just like his birth certificate.

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  20. Tuesday

    February 2nd, 2013

    Bringing out the BIG-GUNS-NOW! Yee-haw!!! Go BIGFURHAT!!!

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  21. MaryfromMarin

    February 2nd, 2013

    Admittedly I’m still in the very early stages of firearms training, but would the smoke really be coming out in two entirely different directions simultaneously?

    All the 2nd amendment experts here can set me straight.

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  22. Bucketman

    February 2nd, 2013

    Shooting the shit.Oops got it backwards.

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  23. Buffalobob

    February 2nd, 2013

    He is shooting at the clay targets that are bouncing up from the ground.

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  24. Jethro

    February 2nd, 2013

    @Mary
    High grade trap and skeet shotguns have small holes in the sides of the barrels, called ports, which vent some of the combustion gases out of the barrel to reduce the “kick”.

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  25. Jethro

    February 2nd, 2013

    Stalin posed with a rifle prior to his reign of terror.
    http://www.themoscowtimes.com/arts_n_ideas/article/omens-of-terror/358309.html
    .

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  26. Water Leak

    February 2nd, 2013

    Looks like the water is coming out of the side of the gun,as well as the front.
    He is now “THE MAN”

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  27. Jethro

    February 2nd, 2013

     
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    February 2nd, 2013

     
  29. MrHappy

    February 2nd, 2013

    Odd that there is propellant burn-off coming out of the right side ports of the muzzle brake but not on the left.

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  30. thirdtwin

    February 2nd, 2013

     
  31. Bucketman

    February 2nd, 2013

    That gun shows what a skinny little shit he is.

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  32. MaryfromMarin

    February 2nd, 2013

    @Jethro–

    Thank you!

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  33. Noelegy

    February 2nd, 2013

    It’s ALMOST as though the White House knew that this photo was laughable right out of the gate.

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  34. norman einstein

    February 2nd, 2013

    @Czar, the dancing prezzy at SooperMexican is fall-down funny.
    Thanks for the link.

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  36. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 3rd, 2013

    “that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President”

    Oh, folks, you can surely count on that!

    Defamation, OTOH . . .

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  37. chris

    February 6th, 2013

    Better becareful osama might unleash his DRONES on you for photoshoping his photoshoped pic

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