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Kendall, Florida (The Weekly Vice) – Bartolo Gelsomino, a 78-year-old Kendall man, was jailed after he allegedly stabbed his wife, 71-year-old Ana Gelsomino, to death because she refused to cook him a hamburger.

According to Miami-Dade police, the couple’s daughter called police after she reportedly discovered her mother’s bloody corpse in the kitchen at their residence.

While officers were at the scene, Mr. Gelsomino arrived at the residence with several blood stains on his shirt. Gelsomino’s son told police that his father had a history of abusing both he and his mother.

Investigators say a translator had to be called in because Gelsomino, a retiree born in Sicily, speaks mostly Italian.

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  1. thirdtwin

    February 3rd, 2013

    That’s some SecDef material right there, Barry. Couldn’t be worse than what you’re pimping now.

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  2. dapenguin

    February 3rd, 2013

    When are we going to Demand A Plan

    Knives must be banned

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  3. Eleanor in Hell

    February 3rd, 2013

    That’s odd… he doesn’t -look- Moslem.

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  4. Anonymous

    February 3rd, 2013

    What caliber gun was used?

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  5. Czar of Defenestration

    February 3rd, 2013

    Stronzo!

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  6. norman einstein

    February 3rd, 2013

    @dapenguin, “Knives must be banned”.
    They’re actually considering doing that in the U.K.

    Maybe hamburgers should be banned, too…just to be safe.

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  7. Unruly Refugee

    February 3rd, 2013

    They better hide the shivs when he gets a taste of that prison shit on a shingle.

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  8. Czar of Defenestration

    February 3rd, 2013

    Wimpy has really let himself go.
    What would Popeye say?

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  9. Brooke

    February 3rd, 2013

    78, huh? Not too old to execute.

    Just imagine the decades of abuse he inflicted on his family.

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  10. Corona

    February 3rd, 2013

    He really assimilated into American society well, didn’t he.

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  11. the aardvark

    February 3rd, 2013

    Czar, I didnt know that J. Wellington Wimpy was Italian. I can hear him saying now, “I gladly won’t kill you today (I’ll wait till Tuesday) if you make me a hamburger today. And Popeye would call Wimpy a moocher and say that he was disgustipated with him.

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  12. thirdtwin

    February 3rd, 2013

    I dunno, Eleanor in Hell, that looks an awful lot like a zabiba up there. Although it is a bit farther back than usual. But who am I, a lowly dhimmi to question a zealot’s method of prostration? Perhaps you can ask Mo if the guy is doing it right.

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  13. Twellsy

    February 3rd, 2013

    She made the best damned hamburgers.

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  14. Hilly

    February 3rd, 2013

    Well she’s dead!
    What difference does it make, now!?

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  15. OpenTheDoor

    February 3rd, 2013

    I won’t stab you Thursday for a hamburger today. apologies to Wimpy

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