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  1. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 3rd, 2013

    Who the fu-
    What kind of dick tries condoms on in the store???

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  2. Trixie Bluebell

    February 3rd, 2013

    This has been a problem???

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  3. grayscape

    February 3rd, 2013

    Only in Walmart.

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  4. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 3rd, 2013

    Trayvon tells me, “Those are skeet suppressors” :roll:

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  5. Moxie Man

    February 3rd, 2013

    I was just checking for leaks.

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  6. Bad Brad

    February 3rd, 2013

    The sizes on those things are not clearly marked and are open to objective interpretation. XXL, compared to what? Even if the put a specific length range, they would need to establish where you should be measuring from. If you start with a small and work your way up, your going to split a few of the.

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  7. norman einstein

    February 3rd, 2013

    What a waste of time.
    Anybody stupid enough to try on condoms in a store would be too dumb to read the sign.

    I swear, some people belong in a zoo.

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  8. Snowball the Sourpuss

    February 3rd, 2013

    It’s the reason why Barry was born…the rubber broke.

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  9. Unruly Refugee

    February 3rd, 2013

    They could put up some dick mannequins to display the products so people won’t have to rip open the package to see.

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  10. Czar of Defenestration

    February 3rd, 2013

    I just want to know what product the sign was actually intended for…underwear…lingere?

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  11. Bayouwulf

    February 3rd, 2013

    Would you belive that in days past, military grade C-4 explosive had “DO NOT EAT” on the packaging, so apparently that had been a problem before, as well. Go figure.

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  12. Dr. Tar

    February 3rd, 2013

    Hey, given the choices, I know I’d like to compare products before payming my hard earned $5.99. I can’t just trust the product after reviews like this for the Pleasure Pack.

    I don’t know if I got a bad pack or what, but 3 of these bad boys ripped while I was trying to put them on (2 mint tingles and a shared pleasure). The lube isn’t to my particular liking in all of them. The only one I came close to enjoying was the twisted pleasure.

    JG – Nashville TN

    Boyfriend and I tried these a few weeks ago and hated them because these just numbed him and felt plastic to me. Just as thick and unnatural-feeling as the other Trojans we’ve tried. Also dried out quickly and smelled bad. Durex Extra Sensitive is the best we’ve tried so far, although we’ll be picking up some Crown Skinless and Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive to try them out.

    http://www.condomdepot.com/reviews/detail.cfm/pid/2692

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  13. the aardvark

    February 3rd, 2013

    I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life as the time whan I was at Walgreens purchasing condoms and the clerk called for a price check over the intercom. I never heard my wife laugh so hard when I got home and told her this.

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  14. the aardvark

    February 3rd, 2013

    I just have to tell this condom joke I heard the other night at our Guys monthly book club meeting. A man with his preteen son was at a pharmacy and his son asked him what the condoms were for and why they came in different sized packages. The man smartly answered that the 3 packs were for older teenage boys who were hoping to have sex 3 times over the weekend, the 6 packs were for college boys who wanted to get lucky 6 times over the weekend. And then the boy asked, what are the 12 packs for? The father answered that they’re for for married guys, one for January, one for February etc. We all got a big laugh out of that.

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  15. norman einstein

    February 3rd, 2013

    @Dr. Tar, whew….that was “interesting”.
    I like the first comment…signed by “Chance”. Good handle.

    And there’s one where a woman complained because the condom took off her nail polish. WTF?
    I wouldn’t be putting that thing…er…anywhere else.

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  16. AvgDude

    February 3rd, 2013

    Great!!!… Now they tell me!!!

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  17. Dr. Tar

    February 3rd, 2013

    @Norman It struck me as yet another example of the complete break down of inhibitions in this society.

    I mean who post a product review for condoms? What ever happened to having the common decency of keeping your every intimate experience to yourself?

    That said I’d stay way from those twisted pleasures.

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  18. Buffalobob

    February 3rd, 2013

    Wouldn’t be a problem for Sandra Fluke, doesn’t she gets her protection free from the taxpayers?

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