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Woman says she wants to kill herself at Denny’s

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FORT WALTON BEACH – A woman was arrested after she apparently attacked an emergency medical technician and an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy during a confrontation at a restaurant, according to an arrest report.

On Jan. 15 the deputy was called to Denny’s on Eglin Parkway in Fort Walton Beach about the woman, Mary Blanca Webster, 62, of Fort Walton Beach, who said she’d been drinking and wanted to kill herself.

She lost consciousness and required medical attention, so EMTs were called.

While they treated her, Webster became combative and struck one of the EMTs in the knee. She also tried to kick the deputy in the face, the report indicated.

She was charged with assault on an officer or firefighter, and battery on an officer or firefighter. Her court date is March 12.

 

SNIP: h/t  Chalupa

» 16 Comments

  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 1st, 2013

    Sorry, baby. It’s a well-known fact that men your age look distinguished; women look old (unless you’re Helen Mirren). Deal with it; get a couple of cats.

    She must’ve read about “suicide-by-cop” but was too drunk to pull it off.

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  2. old_oaks

    February 1st, 2013

    The police state run amok!

    While I’m not siding with this old hag. She had been drinking and lost consciousness, so she was not in a “normal” state of mind.

    Therefore the cops charge her with assault and battery?

    I think public intoxication would be enough. Pussy assed cops!

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  3. Callmelennie

    February 1st, 2013

    If you really want to kill yourself at Denny’s, just eat there four times a day for the next year or so.

    That should do the trick, particularly if you’re in the shape she’s in

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 1st, 2013

    Isn’t she the woman that said she didn’t like sex? No? She should be.

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  5. Gina

    February 1st, 2013

    the pancakes aren’t bad.

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  6. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 1st, 2013

    Cutting age journalism: ‘Webster became combative and struck one of the EMTs in the knee.’

    OMG!, not the knee! Anything but the knee!

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  7. jeckelmyhyde

    February 1st, 2013

    Go there at around 2:00AM, the brothers usually stage their gladiator death matches there.

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  8. grayscape

    February 1st, 2013

    Product of Democrat party ideas.

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  9. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 1st, 2013

    @ old_oaks – Maybe. But after a suicidal iteration (in FL) the whole scenario changes. Baker Act.
    They can always change or drop the charges later.

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  10. Claudia

    February 1st, 2013

    @jeckel, really? Been so long since I’ve been to Denny’s. Do they serve popcorn before the entertainment?

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  11. jeckelmyhyde

    February 1st, 2013

    @Claudia
    I’m sure you can include O Redenbacher into your Grand Slam, and get it with your favorite syrup too.

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  12. old_oaks

    February 1st, 2013

    Boobie, Interesting but it is an all too common charge cops levy and have far to much leniency in doing so.

    Long story short, I was once attacked by an off duty cop, I defended myself and was arrested for assault/battery of an off duty cop.

    Next, I’ve seen the vid clips of cops in action. They’ll be chasing someone in a car and deploy spike strips. Once they blow the tires on the perp’s car and he no longer has adequate control, they always find a way jump in front of the car so they can charge him with assault.

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  13. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 1st, 2013

    “She also tried to kick the deputy in the face, the report indicated”. Was he lying on the floor?

    Come on, even with the senior discount she couldn’t get her foot above her waist.

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  14. Unruly Refugee

    February 1st, 2013

    I knew a girl back in high school who tried a few times to kill herself by attempting to overdose on pot, just by smoking an awful lot of weed. Felt sorry for her, being that stupid and all. But she was real popular with the guys after word got around, and she evidently changed her mind about suicide.

    The broad in this story though, should look up a dr. kavorkian. (sp?)

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  15. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 1st, 2013

    You’ve gone passed rock bottom if you’re black out drinking. They need to transfer her and her welfare payments to a 180 day abuse clinic.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 1st, 2013

    @ old_oaks – Not to dispute you, just adding some possible detail to THAT scenario.

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