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The Future of The Soap Box Derby
This might be another case where I shouldn’t put the idea man’s name on the art because it might’ve been a little more over the top than they anticipated.
The idea was all Menderman. But this was my interpretation.






Moxie Man
February 1st, 2013
They use balls-a wood to keep the weight down.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 1st, 2013
Heh. Mendies is on a roll. Lol.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 1st, 2013
The car looks suppositoryish
Moxie Man
February 1st, 2013
The finish line looks like the back row of a Village People concert.
Unruly Refugee
February 1st, 2013
What’s sick is that the progs wouldn’t have any problem at all with such a derby.
Moxie Man
February 1st, 2013
My scoutmaster reminded me to pack Smuckers for the Jam-boree.
Racist
February 1st, 2013
FYI: It’s the Peniswood, I mean Pinewood Derby!
Pack 467 2011 Speed Champion, Racist Jr!!!
Moxie Man
February 1st, 2013
He said I could get a ferret badge.
Racist
February 1st, 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohjzw91VVtY
I can neither confirm nor deny any resemblence to the dad’s in this movie…
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 1st, 2013
Uhh anonymous troll , if youre gonna try and insult
People, you should at least make sense.
And whats with all the ellipses? Are you hoping
Someone else will finish your Biden-crazy thoughts?
Poor baby. Tsk tsk.
Racist
February 1st, 2013
crap! I saw it just as I hit the button, but too late to stop it! Man I hate that… Grrrrrr
*dads*
I definately done resemble the “dad’s” anything!
Racist
February 1st, 2013
Just so ya know MJ, That ain’t me. I do like to use the elliptical thingies though!!!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 1st, 2013
Ah I know, you never speak as if you’ve been playing with
Electric sockets wearing wet socks. Lol
MaryfromMarin
February 1st, 2013
@MJA–
Trolls should know better than to mess with people who wear spines, as well as have them.
Reaganite Republican
February 1st, 2013
Is that the Scoutmaster in the skirt on pillbox hat?
Very nicely accessorized~ maybe the scouts will get more styling uniforms now too, mebbe lavender or something
Snowball
February 1st, 2013
You guys do know that when you delete the trolls comments, your responses make no sense?
Okay, good, just checking.
penis, I mean, ps – the pic is hilariously perfect! Slicker than greased goose shit. lol!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 1st, 2013
As a veteran of the Boy Scouts and the Soap Box Derby I’m just sad . . .
BTW, the Girl Scouts went lesbo a while back. Think about that when they offer to sell you their cookies.
Mlenderman
February 1st, 2013
You can put my name on it if you want. That way when the Kevin Jennings of the world get their way (I predict about 10 years) and it’s perfectly normal for men and boys to play ‘drop the soap’ at the jamborees, I’ll look like a visionary!
Dr. Tar
February 1st, 2013
The prog won’t be happy till either they destroy the Boy Scouts or they prevert it to such an extent no responsible parent would trust their child to the organization.
I image they’ll be giving out merit badges for Gay Pride float designs before its finally collapse under the weight of political correctness / inclusiveness / rationalism.
beachmom
February 1st, 2013
This is like allowing straight women to use the men’s shower or allowing straight men to use the women’s shower.
Actually, it’s like allowing straight women to use the little boys shower and straight men to use the little girls shower.
Claudia
February 1st, 2013
Fur, instead of deleting the whole comment from trolls, just replace their comments with something like:
“Comment deleted because of stupidity”
or something like that. Then the people who respond to the comment before you delete it won’t look like those guys who go around talking to imaginary people!
Moe Tom
February 1st, 2013
Woaah. Whatt? Was I deleted again? WTF I just got up!
Left Coast Dan
February 1st, 2013
I know you guys are having fun with this, but I’ll tell you one more time: As someone actively involved in Scouting for the last 20+ years, and whose scout troop has officially been ‘open’ since the Dale Supreme Court case, none of that is going to happen. Only time homosexuality ever comes up is when the adults discuss it as an issue between themselves, we are fanatical about protecting all the kids, and the gay doesn’t rub off onto others. There is no opportunity for an adult to be alone with a kid because BSA requires every adult involved to be trained specifically to watch out for that and mandates two-deep. The only way it could happen is for the other adults to fail in their duty – and if you are a parent considering having your kid join any type of organization I expect that you would check to be sure it is a safe organization.
beachmom
February 1st, 2013
The problem Left Coast Dan is that so many homosexuals insist on telling the entire world the manner in which they choose to have sex and then verbally castrating anyone who would disagree with them.
And, this would be just a small step that, like so many other things, would take over.
Tim
February 1st, 2013
Should disband rather than allow perverts.