Home - by Claudia - January 31, 2013 - 22:15 America/New_York - 18 Comments
This is all Menderman’s fault even though he doesn’t know why.
I wasn’t going to post this. Really. But now I have to:
F.D.R. in Hell
January 31st, 2013
Considering the fact that down here, everyone farts -dust- 2:23 was as far as I wanted to go. By the way, that guy needs to lay off the Energy Drinks.
A flatulent actor named Barton
Lived a life exceedingly Spartan
Until a playwright one day
Wrote a well received play
With a part in which Barton could fart in
And I thank you
I didn’t watch it. But I know for a fact Menderman farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.
Eleanor in Hell
That’s so typical of you, Franklin.
You breeze past two dozen substantive threads that address the decline of America and the growing unrest in the world…never so much as a pithy comment…and then you jump all over a banal anal topic.
My farts don’t stink.
Babs, honey, you’re misusing the ellipsis.
It’s designed to indicate an omission in writing,
NOT a pause while your brain idles between thoughts.
eternal cracker p
Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it?
Well, that partially explains my 29 waist, and this info will come in handy wth Menderwoman when I crawl under the sheets in a bit…she got me Mexictak-out for supper.
Oh, and watch this!:
The old Pay Toilet Graffitti;
“Here I sit, broken hearted
paid six pence
And I only farted”
Cheech and Chong did a great routine on a farting contest back in the day. Rules were explained for Slenderman, cause that Lizard shit and should have been disqualified. But alas, that video has been scrubbed along with Fagory on the High Seas. Now that was funny.
February 1st, 2013
0bama’s fart muscles are in his mouth. But like the turtle in the video, he’s an ass breather.
Sphincter Face. I like it.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Wtf did you just write, anonymous? Dont inhale dude.
I just discovered a diet I can stick with. Excuse me now while I shed .0371 grams.
I fart in everyone’s general direction….
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