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Home - by - January 31, 2013 - 22:15 America/New_York - 18 Comments

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This is all Menderman’s fault even though he doesn’t know why.

I wasn’t going to post this. Really. But now I have to:

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  1. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 31st, 2013

    Considering the fact that down here, everyone farts -dust- 2:23 was as far as I wanted to go. By the way, that guy needs to lay off the Energy Drinks.
    :evil:

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  2. Anonymous

    January 31st, 2013

    A flatulent actor named Barton
    Lived a life exceedingly Spartan
    Until a playwright one day
    Wrote a well received play
    With a part in which Barton could fart in

    And I thank you

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  3. Bad Brad

    January 31st, 2013

    I didn’t watch it. But I know for a fact Menderman farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

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  4. Eleanor in Hell

    January 31st, 2013

    That’s so typical of you, Franklin.

    You breeze past two dozen substantive threads that address the decline of America and the growing unrest in the world…never so much as a pithy comment…and then you jump all over a banal anal topic.

    :roll:

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  5. Moo

    January 31st, 2013

    My farts don’t stink.

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  6. Moo

    January 31st, 2013

    I’m aristocratic.

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  7. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 31st, 2013

    Babs, honey, you’re misusing the ellipsis.

    It’s designed to indicate an omission in writing,
    NOT a pause while your brain idles between thoughts.

    :evil:

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  8. eternal cracker p

    January 31st, 2013

    Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it?

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  9. Slenderman

    January 31st, 2013

    Well, that partially explains my 29 waist, and this info will come in handy wth Menderwoman when I crawl under the sheets in a bit…she got me Mexictak-out for supper.

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  10. Slenderman

    January 31st, 2013

    …Mexican…

    DOH!

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  11. Slenderman

    January 31st, 2013

     
  12. Moe Tom

    January 31st, 2013

    The old Pay Toilet Graffitti;

    “Here I sit, broken hearted
    paid six pence
    And I only farted”

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  13. Bad Brad

    January 31st, 2013

    Cheech and Chong did a great routine on a farting contest back in the day. Rules were explained for Slenderman, cause that Lizard shit and should have been disqualified. But alas, that video has been scrubbed along with Fagory on the High Seas. Now that was funny.

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  14. Unruly Refugee

    February 1st, 2013

    0bama’s fart muscles are in his mouth. But like the turtle in the video, he’s an ass breather.

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  15. Bad Brad

    February 1st, 2013

    Sphincter Face. I like it.

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  16. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 1st, 2013

    Wtf did you just write, anonymous? Dont inhale dude.

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  17. Dr. Tar

    February 1st, 2013

    I just discovered a diet I can stick with. Excuse me now while I shed .0371 grams.

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  18. Tragic Redemption

    February 1st, 2013

    I fart in everyone’s general direction….

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