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  1. Menderman

    January 31st, 2013

    So, I come back from the head and find this? I didn’t even know I did it, but since we are doing potty humor, behold an Emerald Isle garden:

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Menderman/289575117762761#!/photo.php?fbid=467761043277500&set=a.403900242996914.106251.289575117762761&type=1&theater

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  2. Edith McCrotch

    January 31st, 2013

    Mender…You lost me at bodily movements.

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  3. Menderman

    January 31st, 2013

    us some interestig toilet history:

    Thomas Crapper’s plumbing company built flush toilets. Crapper popularized the siphon system for emptying the tank, replacing the earlier floating valve system which was prone to leaks. Some of Crapper’s designs were made by Thomas Twyford. The similarity between Crapper’s name and the much older word crap is a coincidence.

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  4. Menderman

    January 31st, 2013

    “Just some….”

    I can’t ype when I am on the crapper…

    or off it eithr

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  5. Menderman

    January 31st, 2013

    Hey Doc, I have no Idea what this is about or why it got blamed on me!?

    I have had a sh1tty attitude lately though…

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  6. normaneinstein

    January 31st, 2013

    It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I wanna.

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  7. Menderman

    January 31st, 2013

    OK, I have half an Idea now….I think….

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  8. Bad Brad

    January 31st, 2013

    Two buddies are fishing, a well hung white guy, and a black guy. Suddenly the white guys say “Wow, I got take a leak”. The black guy say “Me too”. So they stand up and are pissing of the boat, the white guy says “Damn, that waters cold”, the black guys says “Yea it’s deep too”.

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  9. Bad Brad

    January 31st, 2013

    Menderman, regarding your first post, glad to see you’ve been getting your fiber.

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  10. Menderman

    January 31st, 2013

    Bad Brad, My brother and I had that conversation on an ocean fishing pier some 30 years ago…and I had never heard that joke..I just thought I would be funny and say “Yikes, that water is cold!”…my little brothers “yeah, and it’s deep too!” response made me lugh so hard I couldn’t pee!

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  11. Bad Brad

    January 31st, 2013

    Menderman, One of my gym buddies of color told me that one. I said bull shit let me see that damn thing. Tackled his ass in the middle of the gym and tried to pants him. We thought it was hilarious. But that gym sure emptied out in a hurry.

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  12. Menderman

    January 31st, 2013

    My bother and I got into a wrassling match in Sarasota in some town square one night walkin back from the bar (he won the Super Bowl Pool that night)…we were both bleeding and had grass in out teeth when a cop showed up…he didn’t think it was as funny as we did…he told us to leave the park or whate ever it was, so we did…the fight resumed on the next block…man, that was FUN!!!!

    and we both won!

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  13. Bad Brad

    January 31st, 2013

    Testosterone is often misunderstood and sometimes dangerous.

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  14. Claudia

    January 31st, 2013

    Boy, I’m glad I don’t have that T stuff!!! I don’t like to get yelled at, much less hit.

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  15. Slenderman

    January 31st, 2013

    Claudia, I am really, really, really glad chicks don’t have the T stuff too!

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  16. Chalupa

    January 31st, 2013

    An Indian named Bowels was living happily in his teepee. The goobermint wanted to build a road where he lived. They sent some agents with lots of wampum to him, but he said “Bowels no move”.They sent some squaws to entice him, but still he said “Bowels no move”. Finally, an agent put ex-lax into his acorn mush. He was last seen yelling “Bowels have to move – teepee full of sh#t!!!”.

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  17. Bad Brad

    January 31st, 2013

    Chalupa, Oh dude. That one sounded like one of mine.

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  18. Chalupa

    January 31st, 2013

    I’m going back to first grade for that one, Brad :)

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  19. Slenderman

    February 1st, 2013

     
  20. Alxandro

    February 1st, 2013

    Speaking of class and crap, does anyone know if RateMyPoo is still around?

    Well I guess it is
    http://ratemypoo.com/

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  21. Corona

    February 1st, 2013

    That Fractured Fairy Tales audio clip is great. “Half-time! Switch sides!” Heh heh.

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  22. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 1st, 2013

    Excrement humor.

    Barack Obama got elected and re-elected as president.

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