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  1. IronyCurtain

    January 31st, 2013

    Achdump, baby!

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  2. NCO77

    January 31st, 2013

    I think it is supposed to be a symbol of America. We’re all in the toilet now.

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  3. Left Coast Dan

    January 31st, 2013

    I guess toilet technology is pretty regular, I mean stable.

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  4. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    Now belongs to some EPA loving, tre-huggin’ DemocRAT who’s too damn lazy to go to Canada and BUY a 2.5Gal flusher?

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  5. grayscape

    January 31st, 2013

    Rosie rides ‘em hard – goes through several a week…

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    Hint: Unless you’re a plumber, you’d have to look into the bowl to tell.

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  7. Jethro

    January 31st, 2013

    I suspect it is somebody who lost something very important down inside it. Notice the hole cut in the side of the trap area.

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  8. thirdtwin

    January 31st, 2013

    Oh, good… I thought your mom’s basement had no heat OR plumbing.

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  9. the aardvark

    January 31st, 2013

    It belonged to Adolph Schickelgruber. I only know that from seeing it on another website yesterday. Achdump is funny. Is that related to Hitler being an arschlocker which is German for asshole?

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  10. jeckelmyhyde

    January 31st, 2013

    Let see it’s not an American Standard or a United States toilet, it has a side manifold, so it could be one of them foreign jobs that squirts water up your private parts. Tha pedistal has a serious crack from sustaining tremendous forces…..My guess it belongs to the she-man Obama.

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  11. IOpian

    January 31st, 2013

    An appropriate throne for his planning.

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  12. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwuh!

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  13. yourfavoriteunkle

    January 31st, 2013

    What a shitty story…. sorry, I had to.

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  14. Mohammad

    January 31st, 2013

    Must be one of my followers’ — a muslim’s toilet — for I can see footprints on it.

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  15. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 31st, 2013

    Hole in the base to snake out the drain after every flush. Broken base from too much weight on it. Not cleaned in decades.

    Michael Moore.

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  16. Milwaukee Mike

    January 31st, 2013

    Farfrompoopin

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  17. Mohammad

    January 31st, 2013

    Too small to be Mooch’s.
    Too big to be Obama’s.
    Must be Valerie’s.

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  18. cfm990

    January 31st, 2013

    Ist that not Das Fuhrer’s dumper?
    Ja dat ist Das Fuhrer’s dumper.

    Fuherer makin schnitzel lumpin?
    Ja he’s makin schnitzel lumpin.

    Fuhrer dumpin schnitzel lumpin
    Oh, Du Schoene Schnitzelbank

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  19. the aardvark

    January 31st, 2013

    Good one cfm990. You could sit on that toilet and sing Dehr Fuhrer’s Face by Spike Jones.

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  20. thirdtwin

    January 31st, 2013

    “Hier ich setze brechenharten,

    kann nicht scheisse, nur gescharten”

    What? It’s an obscure German dialect.

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  21. thirdtwin

    January 31st, 2013

    cfm990, I see you are also fluent in this dialect.

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  22. KF

    January 31st, 2013

    Sturmcrapper

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  23. todak

    January 31st, 2013

    Shitler.

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  24. Moe Tom

    January 31st, 2013

    Rosie O’Donnell’s. I can tell by the dirt.

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  25. Unruly Refugee

    January 31st, 2013

    It’s a sea toilet: “…the Aviso Grille, which was between 400 and 500 feet long”

    You know what they say about guys with big boats.

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  26. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 31st, 2013

    The real take away from this story is Hitler – a SOCIALIST – lived WAY above the means of his subject citizens, having the biggest yacht in existance at the time. Remind you of anybody???

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  27. KF

    January 31st, 2013

    @Stirrin, Socialism isn’t for the Socialists just the proles. :evil:

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  28. Links

    January 31st, 2013

     
  29. Chalupa

    January 31st, 2013

    The Turd Reich

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  30. Chalupa

    January 31st, 2013

    Auf Weinersprayin’

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  31. Chalupa

    January 31st, 2013

    Looks like the victim of a blintzkrieg.

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  32. Unruly Refugee

    January 31st, 2013

    I worked on a British escort ship that was being converted into a yacht for L.Ron Hubbard in San Pedro harbor around 1974. I didn’t know who the socialist bastard was, but the chicks on the ship attracted me to the job so I could care less at the time.
    The toilets flush with sea water.

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  33. Chalupa

    January 31st, 2013

    I can still see some of his luftwaffles.

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  34. Unruly Refugee

    January 31st, 2013

    Notice the toilet seat has been removed. How much you wanna bet some prog dances around with that around his neck at socialist parties.

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  35. IronyCurtain

    January 31st, 2013

    And, for the Eco-minded National Socialist bent on genocide:
    The Mein Kampost Toilet.

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  36. Slaphappypap

    January 31st, 2013

    America’s GDP.

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  37. Carlos The Jackal

    January 31st, 2013

    A cracked pot and a crackpot.

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  38. Anonymous

    February 1st, 2013

    Someone on FB commented “Mein Dumpf.”

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