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O’BlowMe Samich

January 31st, 2013

I know they’re mockingly referred to as “low information voters, old enough to vote but still living in mommy’s basement.

Many are the product of “one night stands” us liberals are now famous for.

And yes, they know more about “DWTS” and “The Voice” than they do about the state of soon to be 3rd world banana republic, which is according to the grand plan.

I despise the term low information voters because it does not do justice to the lowlifes, I mean my “special constituents” that shocked Limbaugh this past election.

In full recognition of their demographic, I hereby declare they shall be know as:

THE STUPID BASTARD VOTE!

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Nuthin’ here. No heat, no furniture, no internet, nuthin’.

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Why, oh, why, don’t I see anything?

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Oh, the comment was the post?

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I nominate this one for “Emptiest of Content”.

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Y’all shutup and get momma her Gin.

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No wait, Tequila.

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“Tequila makes the liiiiinks faaaall off.”

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Did you lose a bet, a race, a game. NOthings worth your dignity man.

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Oh shit! It’s kickin’ in now.

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You guys see the video too, right? lol

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Oh wow, a something resembling a video just popped up.

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How about these basement dwellers that have been indoctrinated into Sub-Mediocrity their whole lives finally think they can be famous because the LSM runs this crap over and over and over.

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Hefner’s actually right. My CPD friend always said that warm weather brings more GeeGobos out into the streets and therefore there’s more violence. He also swears full moons crank up the calls to 911.

BTW Kristie used to live within walking distance of me. The only gun violence we see in our neighborhood is when the South Siders come up to the bars around Wrigley Field.

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That’s a couple of 3 Watt dim bulb morons …

Climate change makes guns go out and kill Chicagoans?

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BTW, BFH–

I hear that ceramic space heaters work really well, although nothing beats a crackling fire of leftist media and literary propaganda (one copy of the PPACA by itself burns for at least an hour.)

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That basement will just get colder if the video starts working.

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OK, it’s sunny and 15ºF in Chicago.

(Coming up: -15ºF in Winnipeg!!)

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I heard the talking but all I could focus on were eyebrows on the left and this humungous bulbous nose on the right.

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It would be appropiate to blame Climax Arrangement Syndrome for the late linkage.

We know what you’re doin’ down there.

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To echo what I read over on Hot Air on the same topic – How does she explain January then?

On might theorize that its so f*#%’in cold that everyone has to huddle togehter for warmth. People hold up together start get’in the cabin fever and it all ends up with the bullet flying. But I’m not going to help a liberal save herself from her own stupid statement.

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LOL Claudia. Now imagine those eyebrows switched.

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Back in LA we used to say the gangbangers were always pissed because they had to wear thick Raider jackets in the summer time. lol

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That “thing” is an Alien. Watch her throat when she speaks. This might start to explain a few things.

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Mary Jane Anklestraps, maybe that’s why they ventilate their rear ends by lowering their drawers.
LA sucks, don’t it?

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dadof3, maybe the cold basement caused shrinkage leading to late linkage.

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@Claudia. I saw the same thing! LOL!

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Saying heat waves increase violence is not the same as saying Anthropogenic Globull Warming is responsible for violence. The statement is hard to interpret, but given the liberal religious belief in AGW, I think she was talking about AGW increasing violence.

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Sorry, Joe. We are in pajamas. They are in mom’s basement. Or in your deformed schnozz. Check your hankie and tell me I’m lying.

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“The settled scientific consensus, Joe, is that blacks become more violent as the temperature rises to around 20º.”

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It’s a proven fact that most of the violent crime takes place in the Southern states where it’s warmer. Oh wait… no it’s not.

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@ MJA – “Y’all shutup and get momma her Gin.”

We love ya, baby!

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So we can now stop blaming Smith & Wesson, and start blaming Exon Mobile? BAN CARS NOW!

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Joe is such a virile man!

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Aloha Maser, that’s what I call being educated beyond their utility.

And yeah. Bet they can’t explain January. Good one

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Virile? Well, his head and torso does look like a sperm

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It’s not the fault of decades of democrat rule in Shitcago. It’s not the fault of draconian gun control measures. It’s not the fault of schools failing to teach academics. It’s not the fault of race-baiting hustlers telling black youth they are victims.

It’s the weather.

Just stick a fork in me — I’m done.

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1900 UPDATE- It’s now 9º on Chicago’s south side, so all the little kids are safe… right?

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Somebody get her a scarf…or a turtleneck.

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If you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen while cooking meth, shoot someone. Works every friggin time.

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Does that old newsbabe have a condition, or is she rhythmically moving up and down on a funky type seat?

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@Plain Jane–

It reminded me of preschoolers who are too busy playing to run to the bathroom.

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Jesus fucking CHRIST these liberal RETARDS are beyond STUPID! Some day, when the SHIT has really hit the fan, these ASSHOLES will be put out of OUR misery by SOMETHING!! Probably the same CRIMINALS that they strive to PROTECT!

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