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Home - by - January 31, 2013 - 16:15 America/New_York - 45 Comments

I guess I have to post this because I’m some sort of idiot loser, or something…

 

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  1. O'BlowMe Samich

    January 31st, 2013

    O’BlowMe Samich

    January 31st, 2013

    I know they’re mockingly referred to as “low information voters, old enough to vote but still living in mommy’s basement.

    Many are the product of “one night stands” us liberals are now famous for.

    And yes, they know more about “DWTS” and “The Voice” than they do about the state of soon to be 3rd world banana republic, which is according to the grand plan.

    I despise the term low information voters because it does not do justice to the lowlifes, I mean my “special constituents” that shocked Limbaugh this past election.

    In full recognition of their demographic, I hereby declare they shall be know as:

    THE STUPID BASTARD VOTE!

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    Nuthin’ here. No heat, no furniture, no internet, nuthin’.

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  3. bitterclinger

    January 31st, 2013

    Why, oh, why, don’t I see anything?

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  4. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    Oh, the comment was the post?

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  5. Dadof3

    January 31st, 2013

    I nominate this one for “Emptiest of Content”.

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    Y’all shutup and get momma her Gin.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    No wait, Tequila.

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    “Tequila makes the liiiiinks faaaall off.”

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  9. jeckelmyhyde

    January 31st, 2013

    Did you lose a bet, a race, a game. NOthings worth your dignity man.

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  10. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    Oh shit! It’s kickin’ in now.

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    You guys see the video too, right? lol

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  12. Alpha Maser

    January 31st, 2013

    There are low information voters, but even worse are the highly educated (indoctrinated) Ph.D. pinhead know-it-all busy bodies that think they KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY THING!! These types call themselves progressives on purpose! I can establish rapport with low information voters (maybe I just relate to them given my humble up bringing). But these over educated progtards are the most intolerant control freak people I have ever met in my life!

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  13. jeckelmyhyde

    January 31st, 2013

    Oh wow, a something resembling a video just popped up.

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  14. jeckelmyhyde

    January 31st, 2013

    How about these basement dwellers that have been indoctrinated into Sub-Mediocrity their whole lives finally think they can be famous because the LSM runs this crap over and over and over.

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  15. CrustyB

    January 31st, 2013

    Hefner’s actually right. My CPD friend always said that warm weather brings more GeeGobos out into the streets and therefore there’s more violence. He also swears full moons crank up the calls to 911.

    BTW Kristie used to live within walking distance of me. The only gun violence we see in our neighborhood is when the South Siders come up to the bars around Wrigley Field.

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  16. Tim

    January 31st, 2013

    That’s a couple of 3 Watt dim bulb morons …

    Climate change makes guns go out and kill Chicagoans?

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  17. thirdtwin

    January 31st, 2013

    Couldn’t they have worked Bush in there for the daily trifecta?

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  18. MaryfromMarin

    January 31st, 2013

    BTW, BFH–

    I hear that ceramic space heaters work really well, although nothing beats a crackling fire of leftist media and literary propaganda (one copy of the PPACA by itself burns for at least an hour.)

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  19. Unruly Refugee

    January 31st, 2013

    That basement will just get colder if the video starts working.

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  20. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    OK, it’s sunny and 15ºF in Chicago.

    (Coming up: -15ºF in Winnipeg!!)

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  21. Claudia

    January 31st, 2013

    I heard the talking but all I could focus on were eyebrows on the left and this humungous bulbous nose on the right.

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  22. Dadof3

    January 31st, 2013

    It would be appropiate to blame Climax Arrangement Syndrome for the late linkage.

    We know what you’re doin’ down there.

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  23. Dr Tar

    January 31st, 2013

    To echo what I read over on Hot Air on the same topic – How does she explain January then?

    On might theorize that its so f*#%’in cold that everyone has to huddle togehter for warmth. People hold up together start get’in the cabin fever and it all ends up with the bullet flying. But I’m not going to help a liberal save herself from her own stupid statement.

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  24. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    LOL Claudia. Now imagine those eyebrows switched.

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  25. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    Back in LA we used to say the gangbangers were always pissed because they had to wear thick Raider jackets in the summer time. lol

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  26. Bad Brad

    January 31st, 2013

    That “thing” is an Alien. Watch her throat when she speaks. This might start to explain a few things.

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  27. Unruly Refugee

    January 31st, 2013

    Mary Jane Anklestraps, maybe that’s why they ventilate their rear ends by lowering their drawers.
    LA sucks, don’t it?

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  28. thirdtwin

    January 31st, 2013

    dadof3, maybe the cold basement caused shrinkage leading to late linkage.

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  29. Jerry Manderin

    January 31st, 2013

    @Claudia. I saw the same thing! LOL!

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  30. KF

    January 31st, 2013

    Saying heat waves increase violence is not the same as saying Anthropogenic Globull Warming is responsible for violence. The statement is hard to interpret, but given the liberal religious belief in AGW, I think she was talking about AGW increasing violence.

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  31. thirdtwin

    January 31st, 2013

    Sorry, Joe. We are in pajamas. They are in mom’s basement. Or in your deformed schnozz. Check your hankie and tell me I’m lying.

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  32. Maudie N Mandeville

    January 31st, 2013

    “The settled scientific consensus, Joe, is that blacks become more violent as the temperature rises to around 20º.”

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  33. Mr.Gates

    January 31st, 2013

    It’s a proven fact that most of the violent crime takes place in the Southern states where it’s warmer. Oh wait… no it’s not.

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  34. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    @ MJA – “Y’all shutup and get momma her Gin.”

    We love ya, baby!

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  35. cfm990

    January 31st, 2013

    So we can now stop blaming Smith & Wesson, and start blaming Exon Mobile? BAN CARS NOW!

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  36. Mohammad

    January 31st, 2013

    Joe is such a virile man!

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  37. RosalindJ

    January 31st, 2013

    Aloha Maser, that’s what I call being educated beyond their utility.

    And yeah. Bet they can’t explain January. Good one :)

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  38. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 31st, 2013

    Virile? Well, his head and torso does look like a sperm

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  39. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 31st, 2013

    It’s not the fault of decades of democrat rule in Shitcago. It’s not the fault of draconian gun control measures. It’s not the fault of schools failing to teach academics. It’s not the fault of race-baiting hustlers telling black youth they are victims.

    It’s the weather.

    Just stick a fork in me — I’m done.

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  40. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    1900 UPDATE- It’s now 9º on Chicago’s south side, so all the little kids are safe… right?

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  41. factslady

    January 31st, 2013

    Somebody get her a scarf…or a turtleneck.

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  42. GI-had Joe

    January 31st, 2013

    If you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen while cooking meth, shoot someone. Works every friggin time.

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  43. Plain Jane

    January 31st, 2013

    Does that old newsbabe have a condition, or is she rhythmically moving up and down on a funky type seat?

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  44. MaryfromMarin

    February 1st, 2013

    @Plain Jane–

    It reminded me of preschoolers who are too busy playing to run to the bathroom.

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  45. Dano

    February 1st, 2013

    Jesus fucking CHRIST these liberal RETARDS are beyond STUPID! Some day, when the SHIT has really hit the fan, these ASSHOLES will be put out of OUR misery by SOMETHING!! Probably the same CRIMINALS that they strive to PROTECT!

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