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Facebook Devolves Into F*c*book
It was only a matter of time. I’ve long maintained that these social sites are simply breeding grounds for inappropriate intimate emotional interaction that eventually can lead to physical affairs. It happens every day somewhere in America. Facebook is often sited as the gateway to cheating and divorce.
Well, now there’s an app to speed up the process.
A controversial new Facebook app shows users of the social network which of their online friends are prepared to meet up for no-strings attached sexual encounters.
Bang With Friends claims to help users ‘anonymously find friends who are down for the night’ by pairing up any that are both attracted to each other.
However, doubt has been cast over how anonymous the app really is, since it has an apparent loophole which shows prospective users which of their friends are already using it before signing up.
Bang Your Friends: A new Facebook app claims to offer an anonymous method of finding which of your online friends are prepared to meet you for sexual liaisons
Logging into the app shows a screen filled with the profile pictures of your Facebook friends of the opposite sex – it appears to be designed exclusively for heterosexual pairings.
Beneath each of the profiles listed sits a button labelled ‘Down to Bang’ which users can click to indicate that they are sexually interested in the friend in question.
Clicking the button switches its label to ‘Awaiting Bang’ but will not notify them of your interest. Unless, that is, they are also users of the app and have also clicked the button beneath your face too.
If that happens, then the app will send a notification email to the address listed on your Facebook account informing you that you have a match.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 31st, 2013
And it’ll be only a matter of time before some joker figures out how to use that app to label women who’ve told him to f_ck off. Nothing good can come of this.
Howzit go? A whore is a woman who’ll f_ck anybody; a bitch is a woman who’ll f_ck anybody but YOU.
Guys- do it the old fashioned way: find a colored girl who needs forty bucks. Make sure there’s no tree trunk down there first. Always remember, you’re not paying for sex; you’re paying her to LEAVE.
BigFurHat
January 31st, 2013
Find a colored girl?
Czar of Defenestration
January 31st, 2013
I’m sure he means *coloured*, Fur.
Alpha Maser
January 31st, 2013
Anything You Say on Facebook Can & Will Be Used Against You in a Court Of Law
Czar of Defenestration
January 31st, 2013
“eAIDS!
Get yer red hot eAIDS here!
Pipin’ hot eAIDS!”
thirdtwin
January 31st, 2013
Next is the app for gay men, Fecebook.
Lance o Lot
January 31st, 2013
The statistics are already staggering: Facebook hook-ups between long lost friends result in a horrendous number of divorces and broken homes. And as Alpha points out, your account can and will be subpoenaed and used against you.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 31st, 2013
Way down south in the land o’ cotton
Old times here are not forgotten.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MouWKtaFtYw
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BILL
January 31st, 2013
since stds are becoming harder and more expensive to treat, will promiscuous people be targeted like smokers, gun owners and the obese when it comes to healthcare laws?
McFartus Spontaneous
January 31st, 2013
My sister is on her 4th marriage. Her 1st three men she cheated on, this was b4 Facefuck.. I dont even think God can help my newest brother n law.. “Shit Kathy, I cant walk down the street in Orange County, CA without passing 10 guys that u fucked!” The funnyman from The Boondock Saints
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 31st, 2013
@ Bill- Nope. Sexually acquired diseases are politically correct, especially A.I.D.S.
BILL
January 31st, 2013
the end of life health care costs of homosexual men far exceeds the cost of a smokers.
homo perverts should have to pay a sur charge just like smokers.
Ya sure
January 31st, 2013
When you tell your server you’ll take Sodom & Gomorrah,
you’ll get it with all the trimmings.
I understand the final course is served ” a la flambe” !
yourfavoriteunkle
January 31st, 2013
One more step removed from humanity??? Yep, we gotta an App for that.
This is the perfect app for the “Laziest Generation”. Now they don’t have to put the effort into pursuing the object of their desire.
No need for a job, a proper education, morals etc… I’m happy I’m on the downhill side of life expectancy and have no children. The Laziest Generation is one generation away from slavery.
thirdtwin
January 31st, 2013
BFH, Boobie just got his word order politically incorrect. He meant “girl of color”.
bob
January 31st, 2013
I bet the divorce lawyers are salivating over this one. It’s got BAAAAAD Idea written all over it.
Chieftain
January 31st, 2013
What never ceases to amaze me is the incredible amount of crap that people put up on Facebook. Without fail, any time some local dumbass gets picked up for one crime or another, inevitably the newspaper puts up all kinds of incriminating and embarrassing posts from Facebook and Twitter.
I never imagined how easily people would surrender their own personal privacy like they do on Facebook.
Claudia
January 31st, 2013
I know people use FB to keep in touch with family. Ok. But tell me what it does for someone’s life to know how many craps I take a day and what color of lint I get from my bellybutton?
kvn
January 31st, 2013
Wireless STD.
normaneinstein
January 31st, 2013
@Claudia, I’ve had numerous members of my family try to get me to sign up, because it would be soooo much easier for me to see pictures of their kids’ Hallowe’en costumes, the baby’s bowel movements, or whatever the hell it is today.
Not interested.
Isn’t it ironic that before FakeBook came out people still managed to keep in touch and actually had REAL friends, rather than some needy, pathetic losers who settle for this poor substitute for human interaction.
Stranded in Sonoma
January 31st, 2013
There is your answer. It has liberalism written all over it. Instead of saying, “I’m not going to have an affair,” they say, “It’s harmless.” Tell that to your children.
Unruly Refugee
January 31st, 2013
The government has no objections to anything the progs do on facebook. As a matter of fact they promote it.
Just say NO to facebook. or Tracebook.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 31st, 2013
Also, once something’s posted on Facebook, it’s there forever. Can’t delete anything.