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Facebook Devolves Into F*c*book

Home - by - January 31, 2013 - 05:22 America/New_York - 23 Comments

It was only a matter of time. I’ve long maintained that these social sites are simply breeding grounds for inappropriate intimate emotional interaction that eventually can lead to physical affairs. It happens every day somewhere in America. Facebook is often sited as the gateway to cheating and divorce.

Well, now there’s an app to speed up the process.

The Daily Mail

A controversial new Facebook app shows users of the social network which of their online friends are prepared to meet up for no-strings attached sexual encounters.

Bang With Friends claims to help users ‘anonymously find friends who are down for the night’ by pairing up any that are both attracted to each other.

However, doubt has been cast over how anonymous the app really is, since it has an apparent loophole which shows prospective users which of their friends are already using it before signing up.

Bang Your Friends: A new Facebook app claims to offer an anonymous method of finding which of your online friends are prepared to meet you for sexual liaisons

Bang Your Friends: A new Facebook app claims to offer an anonymous method of finding which of your online friends are prepared to meet you for sexual liaisons

Logging into the app shows a screen filled with the profile pictures of your Facebook friends of the opposite sex – it appears to be designed exclusively for heterosexual pairings.

Beneath each of the profiles listed sits a button labelled ‘Down to Bang’ which users can click to indicate that they are sexually interested in the friend in question.

Clicking the button switches its label to ‘Awaiting Bang’ but will not notify them of your interest. Unless, that is, they are also users of the app and have also clicked the button beneath your face too.

If that happens, then the app will send a notification email to the address listed on your Facebook account informing you that you have a match.

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» 23 Comments

  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    And it’ll be only a matter of time before some joker figures out how to use that app to label women who’ve told him to f_ck off. Nothing good can come of this.

    Howzit go? A whore is a woman who’ll f_ck anybody; a bitch is a woman who’ll f_ck anybody but YOU.

    Guys- do it the old fashioned way: find a colored girl who needs forty bucks. Make sure there’s no tree trunk down there first. Always remember, you’re not paying for sex; you’re paying her to LEAVE.

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  2. BigFurHat

    January 31st, 2013

    Find a colored girl?

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  3. Czar of Defenestration

    January 31st, 2013

    I’m sure he means *coloured*, Fur.

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  4. Alpha Maser

    January 31st, 2013

    Anything You Say on Facebook Can & Will Be Used Against You in a Court Of Law

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  5. Czar of Defenestration

    January 31st, 2013

    “eAIDS!
    Get yer red hot eAIDS here!
    Pipin’ hot eAIDS!”

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  6. thirdtwin

    January 31st, 2013

    Next is the app for gay men, Fecebook.

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  7. Lance o Lot

    January 31st, 2013

    The statistics are already staggering: Facebook hook-ups between long lost friends result in a horrendous number of divorces and broken homes. And as Alpha points out, your account can and will be subpoenaed and used against you.

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    Way down south in the land o’ cotton
    Old times here are not forgotten.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MouWKtaFtYw
    .

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  9. BILL

    January 31st, 2013

    since stds are becoming harder and more expensive to treat, will promiscuous people be targeted like smokers, gun owners and the obese when it comes to healthcare laws?

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  10. McFartus Spontaneous

    January 31st, 2013

    My sister is on her 4th marriage. Her 1st three men she cheated on, this was b4 Facefuck.. I dont even think God can help my newest brother n law.. “Shit Kathy, I cant walk down the street in Orange County, CA without passing 10 guys that u fucked!” The funnyman from The Boondock Saints

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  11. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    @ Bill- Nope. Sexually acquired diseases are politically correct, especially A.I.D.S.

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  12. BILL

    January 31st, 2013

    the end of life health care costs of homosexual men far exceeds the cost of a smokers.

    homo perverts should have to pay a sur charge just like smokers.

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  13. Ya sure

    January 31st, 2013

    When you tell your server you’ll take Sodom & Gomorrah,
    you’ll get it with all the trimmings.
    I understand the final course is served ” a la flambe” !

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  14. yourfavoriteunkle

    January 31st, 2013

    One more step removed from humanity??? Yep, we gotta an App for that.

    This is the perfect app for the “Laziest Generation”. Now they don’t have to put the effort into pursuing the object of their desire.
    No need for a job, a proper education, morals etc… I’m happy I’m on the downhill side of life expectancy and have no children. The Laziest Generation is one generation away from slavery.

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  15. thirdtwin

    January 31st, 2013

    BFH, Boobie just got his word order politically incorrect. He meant “girl of color”.

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  16. bob

    January 31st, 2013

    I bet the divorce lawyers are salivating over this one. It’s got BAAAAAD Idea written all over it.

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  17. Chieftain

    January 31st, 2013

    What never ceases to amaze me is the incredible amount of crap that people put up on Facebook. Without fail, any time some local dumbass gets picked up for one crime or another, inevitably the newspaper puts up all kinds of incriminating and embarrassing posts from Facebook and Twitter.

    I never imagined how easily people would surrender their own personal privacy like they do on Facebook.

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  18. Claudia

    January 31st, 2013

    I know people use FB to keep in touch with family. Ok. But tell me what it does for someone’s life to know how many craps I take a day and what color of lint I get from my bellybutton?

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  19. kvn

    January 31st, 2013

    Wireless STD.

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  20. normaneinstein

    January 31st, 2013

    @Claudia, I’ve had numerous members of my family try to get me to sign up, because it would be soooo much easier for me to see pictures of their kids’ Hallowe’en costumes, the baby’s bowel movements, or whatever the hell it is today.
    Not interested.

    Isn’t it ironic that before FakeBook came out people still managed to keep in touch and actually had REAL friends, rather than some needy, pathetic losers who settle for this poor substitute for human interaction.

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 31st, 2013

    From the article 3 Reasons Spouses Commit Facebook Affairs

    Easy Access
    Lack of Boundaries
    Refusal to take Responsibility

    There is your answer. It has liberalism written all over it. Instead of saying, “I’m not going to have an affair,” they say, “It’s harmless.” Tell that to your children.

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  22. Unruly Refugee

    January 31st, 2013

    The government has no objections to anything the progs do on facebook. As a matter of fact they promote it.

    Just say NO to facebook. or Tracebook.

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  23. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 31st, 2013

    Also, once something’s posted on Facebook, it’s there forever. Can’t delete anything.

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