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Bronx Women Busted At JFK With Cocaine In ‘Diapers’

Diapers Allegedly Used To Smuggle Cocaine (credit: U. S. Customs & Border Protection)


NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Talk about a loaded diaper.

Priscilla Pena and Michelle Blassingale, of The Bronx, arrived at JFK Airport on a JetBlue flight from the Dominican Republic on Saturday.

Pena was selected for inspection by customs agents because a drug-sniffing dog alerted agents to something around Pena’s midsection, according to the court documents.

According to an affidavit, agents searched Pena’s luggage and said she appeared very nervous during the search.

An agent then requested a pat-down and Pena agreed. That is when the agent found a hard object around Pena’s stomach and buttocks.

A partial strip search revealed a girdle, resembling a diaper and a silver plastic wrapper.



  1. Gross

    January 31st, 2013

    I bet she had a rash. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go.

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  2. MsMossberg

    January 31st, 2013

    I bet shess got da banz.

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  3. illustr8r

    January 31st, 2013

    Local TV station had this on the morning news and the female anchor was visually disgusted as she read the story then got into a giggle fit…funny!

    Are these ladies examples of low information voters? ;)

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  4. Unruly Refugee

    January 31st, 2013

    What if she had made it without getting caught?

    “man, this is some shitty stuff! Tastes like it was duct taped to some fat chicks ass!”

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  5. Moe Tom

    January 31st, 2013

    That’s it. Ban Duct Tape. The misuse of guns, knives, and now Duct tape must be controlled.

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  6. Moe Tom

    January 31st, 2013

    Did she fart during the journey? OMG!

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  7. Alpha Maser

    January 31st, 2013

    I’m not sure, it DEPENDS!

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  8. Chieftain

    January 31st, 2013

    That poor dog will never be the same…

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  9. Eric

    January 31st, 2013

    Damn, Senator Menendez won’t get the chance to hit this particular DR hoe, unless they are locked in the same prison after he is finally caught.

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  10. Doc

    January 31st, 2013

    Puts a whole new spin on the old saying….”Snort you shorts”!

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  11. Serious Putty

    January 31st, 2013

    The more things change…
    …the more they remain the same.

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  12. Tim

    February 1st, 2013

    It’s all funny, but now some raghead’s gonna fly into JFK from the Dominican Republic with a load of C-4 in a duct tape diaper and detonate on final …

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  13. Snowball the Sourpuss

    February 2nd, 2013

    Didn’t either of those idiots see Midnight Express?

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