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Home - by - January 30, 2013 - 21:49 America/New_York - 36 Comments

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  1. Maudie N Mandeville

    January 30th, 2013

    Damn! I might convert!

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  2. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 30th, 2013

    Allah Akbar!

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  3. Mohamsandwich

    January 30th, 2013

    Stone Her!!!

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  4. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 30th, 2013

    Well actually, Allah ain’t that great but the poor misguided girl looks pretty good.

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  5. Alxandro

    January 30th, 2013

    If she blew herself up,
    she would be a smokin’ hot freak!

    Literally!

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  6. Alxandro

    January 30th, 2013

    I guess heaven just lost another virgin.

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  7. Mohammad

    January 30th, 2013

    She’s halal.

    The whole mosque is doing her every Friday, at the butcher’s.

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  8. Johnny Freedom

    January 30th, 2013

    Rule #1 don’t get too riled up over a rear view until you’ve seen the front.

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  9. BigFurHat

    January 30th, 2013

    Who says I ever have to see the front?

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  10. Alxandro

    January 30th, 2013

    @Johnny

    That’s what the hijab is for.
    Double hijab, if needed.

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  11. Bad Brad

    January 30th, 2013

    That’s not a thong. It’s symmetrical bruising from Camel Hooves.

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  12. Mohammad

    January 30th, 2013

    She’s halal.

    The mosque’s butcher has removed her clitoris and inner labia with a sword. And the tailor has been sewing her up back to the arse.

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  13. Alxandro

    January 30th, 2013

    Looks like that Koran is just itching to be let loose.

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  14. Mohammad

    January 30th, 2013

    speaking of stoning: LAPIDACION by Abel Azcona

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pBkZqhjIIo

    excellent street art

    this is the same guy that ate a whole koran.

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  15. thirdtwin

    January 30th, 2013

    I swear by the light of those crescent moons, that is a filthy, haram photoshopping and your flesh shall be skwered on toothpicks and roasted.

    And she will be beaten to a pulp when we find her. And the other one, too.

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  16. Moe Tom

    January 30th, 2013

    Nicer ass than mouchellee

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  17. Bad Brad

    January 30th, 2013

    Moe Tom, My ass is nicer the mouchellee. Hang on I gotta find a camera, I’ll post it and you tell me.

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  18. Mohammad

    January 30th, 2013

    but at least mouchellee wears g-string.

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  19. thirdtwin

    January 30th, 2013

    Pretty low bar there, Moe Tom.

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  20. Unruly Refugee

    January 30th, 2013

    Can’t be a moslem — her head is still attached and she’s walking. They would honor kill over that for sure.

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  21. Troy

    January 30th, 2013

    Ass like Beyoncé,
    Face like Pelosi!

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  22. Edith McCrotch

    January 30th, 2013

    Holy Jihad….it’s the bat-signal !!!!!

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  23. thirdtwin

    January 30th, 2013

    @Edith…lol…

    allah allah allah allah

    allah allah allah allah

    FATWA!

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  24. J Frank Parnell

    January 30th, 2013

    Needs little see-through windows.

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  25. Alxandro

    January 30th, 2013

    More Hijab Girls Gone Wild!
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AV0e2iFLhYk/TZ9NLpLX_WI/AAAAAAAAFwI/yurgDDZmqLM/s400/jblonbnbnbnb.jpg

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  26. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 30th, 2013

    it’s a stencil. lol

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  27. Doc

    January 30th, 2013

    That calls for an Honor Groping!

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  28. WhiteFalcon1

    January 30th, 2013

    LOL…and what a fine “koran” it appears to be, too! except it probably smells like a goats ass…..their most favored cologne, I think!

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  29. Moe Tom

    January 30th, 2013

    Bad Brad. Go ahead. Moon us all at IOTW

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  30. Bad Brad

    January 30th, 2013

    Moe Tom. Hang on. I can’t find my wide angle damn it.

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  31. joe6pak

    January 31st, 2013

    She craps out of that thing you know.

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  32. Ricky

    January 31st, 2013

    whatever you do.. never ever.. tell her that you want to “Pork” her.

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  33. Blink

    January 31st, 2013

    One question. What would Mayor Bloomberg say?

    OK. I will provide a hint at the answer.

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/28/mayor-bloomberg-look-at-the-ass-on-her

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  34. Czar of Defenestration

    January 31st, 2013

    What can I say?
    She got my goat.

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  35. Eleanor in Hell

    January 31st, 2013

    Turn her around and she looks like this…

    http://bastardpiecetheater.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hairy-indian.jpg

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  36. Edith McCrotch

    February 1st, 2013

    @ third….

    I give your song a 45 out of 72 virgins…nice beat but hard to dance to.

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