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Has Michelle Stopped Moving?
WASHINGTON (BHN) – Michelle Obama has done nothing to promote her “Let’s Move” campaign for over four months. That fact coupled with the lack of activity on the program’s website (below) are thought to be the result of protests at participating schools across the country, and accompanying complaints from parents.
Another indication that the “let’s Move” program has been abandoned are photos showing the first lady eating ice cream and cheeseburgers on vacation, with predictable results.
“Her butt will have its own zip code soon,” remarked one staff member. “It’s got more dimples than a golf ball.”
Diann
January 30th, 2013
You’ve seen Michelle.
I don’t think she every started.
thirdtwin
January 30th, 2013
She may have stopped moving, but inertia is going to keep her ass looking like a sackful of cats for a while.
eternal cracker p
January 30th, 2013
She never has moved. The earth rotates around her.
McFartus Spontaneous
January 30th, 2013
Never come between a Wookie and its lobster. Hell, it takes a lot of work to keep a Wookie Dookie Booty to look like that, just ask a Kardashian.
persecutor
January 30th, 2013
So many vacations to take, so finite a period of time to do them in.
She’ll hire some staffer to exercise in her place.
Dr. Tar
January 30th, 2013
Shes starting a new campaign
Lets Mooooo!
(more dimples than a golf ball, thats one to remember).
Maudie N Mandeville
January 30th, 2013
‘…remarked one staff member.’ Now that’s just funny!
McFartus Spontaneous
January 30th, 2013
I dont mean to interrupt the comments section, but, Anna Wintour gave me a ring, she wants to know, “has anyone seen Kermit..?” from yesterdays post.
Chalupa
January 30th, 2013
Mooshelle’s official response
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1_nZvxh5kl
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Menderman
January 30th, 2013
No more lets move, no more jobs council, no more office to close Gitmo….That means more time for VACATIONS!!!!
do they have to open an office to close down the ‘office to close down Gitmo’?
Menderman
January 30th, 2013
Has Michelle Stopped Moving?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1it9yCr4E
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It’ll take a while to notice.
Necrophidius
January 30th, 2013
Please stop moving forever.
Milwaukee Mike
January 30th, 2013
It’s because she solved the problem chilhood obesity.
Just like her husband solved the unemployment problem, crises in the Middle East, and why our ecomomy is booming now.
If were not talking about it, it is not a problem (for them).
even steven
January 30th, 2013
She’s looking a bit peaked. I’m going to send her a box of creme filled, iced donuts.
Claudia
January 30th, 2013
I’ll help her move – OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!
jeckelmyhyde
January 30th, 2013
Hell, just the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs.
harbqll
January 30th, 2013
With Tinkerbell’s re-election, her free vacations are secured. She no longer has to pretend to care about any BS causes anymore, and can get back to what’s really important: Jetting around the world to party in exotic locations.
Carlos The Jackal
January 30th, 2013
She never stops moving.
Just like Jello.
Eleanor in Hell
January 30th, 2013
She may have stopped moving, but her bowels haven’t.
(tell me I didn’t just type that)
Stranded in Sonoma
January 30th, 2013
Yeah. I though the headline said Has Michelle Stopped Mooing?
Yes. As soon as she gets a table full of food in front of her.
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