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Chris Matthews makes a valiant effort to sound smart and reasonable, but, as always, FAILS MISERABLY
Chrissy starts out his rant with a Morgan. A Morgan is where you simply call everyone idiots, whether justified or not, and then proceed to make an even more idiotic argument.
Chrissy calls anyone that believes we can secure the southern border “either a right-winger or stupid.” Fine, I won’t even argue this point with him. I see the task as nearly impossible as well. But then Chrissy goes on to say that the “REAL SOLUTION” is to remove the incentive to coming to the U.S. by enforcing our existing labor laws which, in theory, punishes employers for hiring illegals.
Let that marinate for a nano-second. In this twatwaffle’s world he believes that illegals are coming to America for work, and if the word gets back to Mexico that you can’t get work here unless your legal, the Mexicans will simply stop illegally crossing over the border.
He believes this. The “statesman” made his super-smart point and then abruptly cut short his last word, making for an awkward rhythm that is designed to make the short silence mean he’s stumped the band, and peered into the camera, letting his disgusting drool glisten in the studio lights. This is how you know he thinks he’s made a statement worthy of carving in granite.
How is this a Morgan? One word – WELFARE.
Address that, you friggin rotten pumpkinhead.
Death_By_Farts
January 29th, 2013
Of course he does…
Failure is the only thing this piece of shit is successful at…
Tim
January 29th, 2013
If he doesn’t believe the border can be secured, I suggest he get his backpack and lederhosen and hike into China or North Korea …
What an ignorant ass.
aleon
January 29th, 2013
“letting his disgusting drool glisten in the studio lights.”
Getting a little poetic are we?
jeckelmyhyde
January 29th, 2013
It’s not the jobs they are coming for, it’s the free stuff that the Obama administration is advertising like food stamps and health care. And all they have to do in return is vote Dumbacrat.
Left Coast Dan
January 29th, 2013
As Milton Friedman has said, the borders used to be open to anyone who wanted to become a US citizen. We also didn’t have welfare at the time.
eternal cracker p
January 29th, 2013
I thought the only reason they come here is because there isn’t any grass to cut in Mexico.
CrustyB
January 29th, 2013
Matthews wants to hand out free college tuition to anchor children but wants to discourage border-jumping by punishing employers.
Google “Operation: Wetback” if you want to see what discourages criminals from violating our laws and borders. SPOILER: It involves a slow-moving medical frigate and the southern-most port in Mexico.
Dr. Tar
January 29th, 2013
So if a Morgan is interrupting others by calling them names
It a Chris Matthews when a person pees him or her self till they feel the tingle go down the leg?
Dyrewulf
January 29th, 2013
Twatwaffle. I am so stealing the word “Twatwaffle…”
Immortal Fish
January 30th, 2013
“A Morgan is where you simply call everyone idiots, whether justified or not, and then proceed to make an even more idiotic argument.”
Looked up Morgan on the Urban Dictionary. The top two results are summarized as the most beautiful woman you will see and the best person you will ever meet.
This can not stand.
Would it be too bold for me to suggest that the IOTW community is large enough to unify and enter our own definition for (Piers) Morgan as BFH defined it?
grayscape
January 30th, 2013
“I thought the only reason they come here is because there isn’t any grass to cut in Mexico.”
Now that’s funny!