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Who Wants To Watch a Progtard Die Onstage?

Home - by - January 29, 2013 - 06:50 America/New_York - 31 Comments

Well, here it is…

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  1. Jack Daniels

    January 29th, 2013

    I was expecting him to literally die on stage…it never happened, I was disappointed…does that make me a bad person?

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  2. thirdtwin

    January 29th, 2013

    no uptwinkles for you!

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  3. MNHawk

    January 29th, 2013

    No, I am not in your friend zone!

    1:00 of that. Do I get a gold star for making it that long?

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  4. Ricky

    January 29th, 2013

    See, this guy proves that..
    Sometimes having that extra chromosome doesn’t automatically make you funnier..

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  5. Joe

    January 29th, 2013

    Gave him 34 seconds… more than enough.

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  6. Moe Tom

    January 29th, 2013

    WTF was that? I got as far as Christine O’Donnell and witchcraft and, Like Jack D.,expected the clit to keel over.

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  7. grayjohn

    January 29th, 2013

    Couldn’t tolerate more than 30 seconds, but I assume in the end he died from self inflicted boredom?

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 29th, 2013

    0.07

    I like Christine O’Donnell but will be the first to admit that she is essentially irrelevant to anything today except an excoriation of Karl Rove.

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  9. Death_By_Farts

    January 29th, 2013

    EPIC FAIL

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  10. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 29th, 2013

    My attorneys will be in touch as I will be suing to get 60 seconds of my life back since that is all I could take of him.

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  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 29th, 2013

    I’m embarrassed to admit that I stuck it out for two minutes, and then fast forwarded to the end to see him die – strike TWO – no more punishment for your loyal followers today FUR, ok? I don’t want to have to put you in my friend zone.

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  12. CrustyB

    January 29th, 2013

    Can we show this to Obama? You know, just to plant a seed of suggestion in his mind?

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  13. Dr. Tar

    January 29th, 2013

    Let’s bring out some Muslim comics and watch the “Bomb” next.

    Or some Feminazis and we can see their act get “aborted.”

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  14. Billy Fuster

    January 29th, 2013

    The people were laughing AT him.

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  15. Anonymous

    January 29th, 2013

    “since I’m never going to work again” at least you’re in the right economy.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 29th, 2013

    What that performance needed was an Eddie Murphy vs. Dave Chappelle-as-Reggie moment. Like this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IrB1OE9Blo
    .

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  17. norman einstein

    January 29th, 2013

    42 seconds…you could tell he was a douche before he opened his mouth.

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  18. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 29th, 2013

    SHITLOCKS! Hahahahahahaha!

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  19. Moe Tom

    January 29th, 2013

    Boobie. Real comedy. youtube Alan King- survied by his wife.

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  20. Jerry Manderin

    January 29th, 2013

    That’s the funniest death I’ve ever seen!

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  21. OpenTheDoor

    January 29th, 2013

    I have seen funnier warts on my ass.

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  22. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 29th, 2013

    Ordinarily, I’d be angry at wasting time waiting for that guy to actually -die- on stage. :evil:

    But what’s 8 minutes in the big picture of Eternity?

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  23. Corona

    January 29th, 2013

    I’ve heard funnier eulogies.

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  24. Maudie N Mandeville

    January 29th, 2013

    “I’m from Nebraska, I’m gay and I’m pregnant.”

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  25. redgrandma

    January 29th, 2013

    God that was painful. Could not endure to the 1 minute mark. Progs are just not funny.

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  26. jeckelmyhyde

    January 29th, 2013

    BFH, did you just give me a root canal, because that was painful.

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  27. Maudie N Mandeville

    January 29th, 2013

    @Jack Daniels: No, it makes you a patriot.

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  28. Mr. Pinko

    January 29th, 2013

    you have no friends zone

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  29. Racist

    January 29th, 2013

    I’m not even gonna waste any time reading any of the other comments on this thread, I’ll just get right to the point…
    You owe me 8 minutes of my life back Matron-Fornicator! I trusted you to have actually posted what you advertised in the title, so I actually sat through the entire flippin thing! I can only hope that when he walked offstage he was stabbed by one of the acts that was supposed to follow him, for stinkin up the audience! Since I’m a heavy smoker and an enemy of tyrannical regime that’s preparing for world domination, odds are the number of minutes I have left in this world are already dwindling… So, I’ll expect restitution in the form of some brilliant example of your artistic genius that will nourish my soul and bring me great joy, so that the value of the remaining minutes will be increased!!! And don’t forget to compensate for the 5 minutes it took me to post this response, because you know my ADHD combined with the Obsessive Compulsion to present a literary response that is above criticism and hopefully humor the reader, has now dragged this whole messy affair out to… MY GOD it’s after noon!!! I gotta get outta here!!!

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  30. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 29th, 2013

    When I first read the title of the post, I had a fleeting moment of hope, like all of the other commenters here, that this douche literally died on stage. I clicked through to the end of the video hoping to see some paramedics vainly attempting to resuscitate this liberal schmuck. Alas, it was only a figurative death and he was just walking off-stage.

    You owe us big time BFH for that bit of legerdemain. I want to see a libtard actually die on stage. And I don’t mean a hollyweird douchebag acting out the final scene of King Lear.

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  31. johnnyangel10

    January 30th, 2013

    I am positive that this act would have survived IF, the comic genius had bought a casket onstage and they wheeled him off

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