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  1. Roadmaster

    January 29th, 2013

    Every time I see that commercial with the dork teaching his son to “throw” a ball, I think of Obama and his son, Trayvon.

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  2. Ricky

    January 29th, 2013

    I’m not sure what’s in his hand?
    it does not look right..
    I was expecting to see a Zulu Throwing (“chucking”) spear instead.

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  3. IMPEACH Obama

    January 29th, 2013

    Republicans are blowing immigration reform.

    The time is ripe for a citizen exchange. Let me out of here.

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  4. thirdtwin

    January 29th, 2013

    Looks like he just pulled that from behind his ear…probably has a whole pack of Newports behind the other one.

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  5. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 29th, 2013

    Dumbass southpaw trying to throw a shotgun shell with his right hand.

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  6. IronyCurtain

    January 29th, 2013

    The last thing you want to yell is “pull!” in that swishy circle of men.

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  7. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 29th, 2013

    “PULL……the wagon, you peons.”

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  8. lulu5297

    January 29th, 2013

    Obama didn’t completely lie. Just look it up in the urban dictionary. “Skeet” shooting is a slang term for “shooting one’s load–ejaculation.” He just neglected to mention that he skeet shoots at man’s country, that’s all and his favorite clay pigeon is reggie love.

    Geez, I hate that guy.

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  9. the aardvark

    January 29th, 2013

    He can’t even throw the shotgun shell right. Its facing the wrong direction where its liable to blow up in his face. Oh well, so what else is new.

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  10. Dr. Tar

    January 29th, 2013

    I think we have a new nickname for the lier-in-chief

    Skeeter’ – this should help him better identify with the rural communities in this nation.

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  11. persecutor

    January 29th, 2013

    I wonder if he asked the Camp David chef to cook his skeets–he heard they went great with arugula.

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  12. the aardvark

    January 29th, 2013

    Persecutor, are skeets as imaginary as snipes and sea bats?

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  13. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 29th, 2013

    @ aardvark – … and the three-toed HAGGIS.

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  14. the aardvark

    January 29th, 2013

    Boobie, I didn’t know haggis had 3 toes. LOL!

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  15. norman einstein

    January 29th, 2013

    @Boobie and aardvark, hahaha…you guys is dumb.
    Haggis don’t have any toes! They are amphibious.
    Hahahaha.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 29th, 2013

    The three-toed Haggis in Scotland also has wings. The American species does not.

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    STREET-SWEETIE SCORES BIG!

    Erin Burnett (called the [Wall]“Street Sweetie” by Limbaugh and others) calls out THE ONE on lying about skeet shooting:

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/29/skeeter-a-cnn-journalist-did-a-segment-insinuating-obamas-lying-about-his-shooting/

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  17. MemphisRebel

    January 29th, 2013

    I’m glad to hear Obama goes skeet shooting “all the time”. I wonder if he will share some of his favorite skeet recipes with us. Does he prefer roasted or deep-fried skeet?

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  18. DepSlimChipley

    January 29th, 2013

    Laughed out loud with a snort! Glad I have an office to myself.

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 29th, 2013

    So he shoots skeet at Camp David all the time? No he doesn’t because he never goes to Camp David! The reason is because there is no golf course at Camp David.

    Doesn’t anyone in the press even bother to check this liars’ lies?

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  20. 99th Squad Leader

    January 29th, 2013

    Skeet shooting…right. Anything to avoid spending time with Mooch.
    BTW, Obaloney probably made urban “skeet shooting” routine before he ended up being punished with daughters.

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  21. the aardvark

    January 29th, 2013

    He’ll probably eat the skeets (deep fried with a side of 3 toed amphibious haggises) along with the $65,000 of stolen chicken wings along with his homies in honor of the Super Bowl.

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