Home - by Cardigan - January 30, 2013 - 00:30 America/New_York - 64 Comments
January 30th, 2013
Damn girl – that one left a stain!
“Daddy! You look like a retard! Oh wait. You ARE a retard!”
And this is how you bust the lock on handcuffs…it helps if you have arms like your mother.
So that’s how you hold your wrist like a straight man?
..”Mo, isn’t she a little young for us to be showing her your special grip and yank techniques?”
If you snap you wrist like so, you can pull the penis’s right off republicans like a weed in wet soil.
“…and that’s how you snap the neck of those racist white crackas….like those two bastards behind us willing to die to protect us…”
There’s this one dude at the man cave that I have to use two hands on, like this.
Barooky, you even make a fist like a girl!
Dumbasses. That’s all I’ve got.
Rock, paper, executive order.
Daddy, you showing mommy how to skeet-fish?
Yea Yea baby, then she wrapped her big old lips around that thing, and the rest is history, thats how you were conceived.
If you hold it like this, then it squirts over your shoulder.
@scribble, you beat me to it.
However, with them, obviously, it’s just “rock, rock, rock” (unidimensional thinking).
F.D.R. in Hell
“We be ridin’ da’ USA Gravy Train fer fo’ mo’ years.”
The party before the Trial.
With PSY playing over the PA system, Barry does it “Gay-Man Style.”
Eleanor in Hell
Franklin, that’s no way for an ex-President to talk. Have you been snagging old Amos & Andy shows on Lucifer’s Way-Back Machine again?
Dad – if mom has a dick…how did I get here?
He looks as if he is holding some kind of “liquid” substance in his mouth.
“Show me again Mich, so when I’m with your daddy, it’s the two fisted stroke?”
“Yeah… and he likes it with a little twist and squeeze at the tip.”
He is teaching her how to sweep with a broom.
She has never used a broom before
Dad….how come I’ve never seen mom and Reggie in the same room?
No guns allowed
GUN FREE ZONE
The Conservative Lady
One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
Gonna squeeze the rich till they can’t take it anymore.
When I look at that picture the tune Jungle Boogie goes auto. I guess I’m a racist. I don’t feel bad about that anymore.
They are cracking up thinking about making stew with their children.
The first Narcissist Family enjoying Air-Masturbation
That’s right, Moo. We’ll look like this with the cuffs on.
And who is the Sammy Davis Sharpton looking individual wearing the prison garb?
Anonymous is ME dammit.
Oooooh we be doin’ that crazy hand jive jus like whitey
Yes but are you Anonymous?
No, I am todak!
You just said, oh never mind I’m going to bed.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
“Here’s a little trick I learned from Gloria Alred”
99th Squad Leader
Libtard Boogie Woogie
Chicago Gangster Style
It’s one big self-indulgent party until the economy collapses or someone finally takes a closer look at that birth certificate.
“a few years ago this guy would have been getting us coffee” – bill clinton
The O family learns how to say ‘shit’ in sign language right after learning the sign for ‘eat’.
Sure, I’ll teach you to skeet-shoot. First you grab the tall scarey looking gun like this…
D B Cooper
Tell that stupid white waiter to bring us three double meat dog burgers and some ‘em 40s of Colt 45
rat now !!!!
Eenie Meenie, Mineee Moe, Catch a Nigga by the toe!
Little Bammy Fu-Fu hopping through the forest,
Taxing the rich and bashing them on the head …
I dont know about their artificially insemenated daughters, but these two are quite the waste of oxygen. Not to mention the duck face look went out in 2010..
Hey Moose I bet I can squeeze out my gerbal first
With that technique, Moo, you’ll be making money hand over fist in no time in Vegas.
Malia:”You guys are doing it wrong.”
So much dignity.
How did this nation ever get buy without these people? Oh, yeah we had the epitome of marriage in Bill and Hillary for 8 years too.
” Simon says…Hold your hands like I do when I grab Reggie!”
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we got 4 more!
and the bitter clingers
have no clue what’s in store!!!
We won, we won, we won! I am the WON!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
@ Old Richard – You jumped my gun.
–The other old Richard
-0.1%! Recession! Let’s Party!
“…this was the moment when the slow rise in growth stopped, and our economy began to recede…again…”
Stirrin the B.S.
This is how we shovel the shit to the American citizens.
Stranded in Sonoma
O/T — Would someone please tell me how “their” daughter looks like either one of them?
@Stranded in Sonoma, and the younger one even less of a resemblance…
“Heh, heh, you crack me up Barry, it took most of 2008 for you to learn this Motown Move to look black to the peeps.”
Moochie: …just then I burst into the room and saw your father buck nekkid with his hands on reggie like this.
Barry: don’t listen to your mother, Sasha. my hands were like this.
Lance o Lot
“Swallow on the down stroke, then roll your eyes up, gazing appreciatively at his satisfied smile”
marcus tullius cicero
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
two fisted release and spit
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