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  1. grayscape

    January 30th, 2013

    Damn girl – that one left a stain!

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  2. Jerry Manderin

    January 30th, 2013

    “Daddy! You look like a retard! Oh wait. You ARE a retard!”

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  3. harbqll

    January 30th, 2013

    And this is how you bust the lock on handcuffs…it helps if you have arms like your mother.

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  4. LyleLovett666

    January 30th, 2013

    So that’s how you hold your wrist like a straight man?

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  5. Diogenes

    January 30th, 2013

    ..”Mo, isn’t she a little young for us to be showing her your special grip and yank techniques?”

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  6. Bad Brad

    January 30th, 2013

    If you snap you wrist like so, you can pull the penis’s right off republicans like a weed in wet soil.

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  7. grayscape

    January 30th, 2013

    “…and that’s how you snap the neck of those racist white crackas….like those two bastards behind us willing to die to protect us…”

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  8. Cynic

    January 30th, 2013

    There’s this one dude at the man cave that I have to use two hands on, like this.

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  9. Moxie Man

    January 30th, 2013

    Barooky, you even make a fist like a girl!

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  10. RANDO

    January 30th, 2013

    Dumbasses. That’s all I’ve got.

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  11. scribble

    January 30th, 2013

    Rock, paper, executive order.

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  12. Moxie Man

    January 30th, 2013

    Daddy, you showing mommy how to skeet-fish?

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  13. Bad Brad

    January 30th, 2013

    Yea Yea baby, then she wrapped her big old lips around that thing, and the rest is history, thats how you were conceived.

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  14. SScrogg1

    January 30th, 2013

    If you hold it like this, then it squirts over your shoulder.

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  15. MaryfromMarin

    January 30th, 2013

    @scribble, you beat me to it.

    However, with them, obviously, it’s just “rock, rock, rock” (unidimensional thinking).

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  16. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 30th, 2013

    “We be ridin’ da’ USA Gravy Train fer fo’ mo’ years.”

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  17. JimBob

    January 30th, 2013

    The party before the Trial.

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  18. Moxie Man

    January 30th, 2013

    With PSY playing over the PA system, Barry does it “Gay-Man Style.”

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  19. Eleanor in Hell

    January 30th, 2013

    Franklin, that’s no way for an ex-President to talk. Have you been snagging old Amos & Andy shows on Lucifer’s Way-Back Machine again?
    :evil:

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  20. grayscape

    January 30th, 2013

    Dad – if mom has a dick…how did I get here?

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  21. conservative cowgirl

    January 30th, 2013

    He looks as if he is holding some kind of “liquid” substance in his mouth.

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  22. Edith McCrotch

    January 30th, 2013

    “Show me again Mich, so when I’m with your daddy, it’s the two fisted stroke?”

    “Yeah… and he likes it with a little twist and squeeze at the tip.”

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  23. Maybe broom

    January 30th, 2013

    He is teaching her how to sweep with a broom.
    She has never used a broom before

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  24. grayscape

    January 30th, 2013

    Dad….how come I’ve never seen mom and Reggie in the same room?

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  25. No guns allowed

    January 30th, 2013

    GUN FREE ZONE

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  26. The Conservative Lady

    January 30th, 2013

    One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
    Gonna squeeze the rich till they can’t take it anymore.

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  27. Bad Brad

    January 30th, 2013

    When I look at that picture the tune Jungle Boogie goes auto. I guess I’m a racist. I don’t feel bad about that anymore.

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  28. North Korea

    January 30th, 2013

    They are cracking up thinking about making stew with their children.

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  29. Unruly Refugee

    January 30th, 2013

    The first Narcissist Family enjoying Air-Masturbation

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  30. Anonymous

    January 30th, 2013

    That’s right, Moo. We’ll look like this with the cuffs on.

    And who is the Sammy Davis Sharpton looking individual wearing the prison garb?

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  31. todak

    January 30th, 2013

    Anonymous is ME dammit.

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  32. Old Richard

    January 30th, 2013

    Oooooh we be doin’ that crazy hand jive jus like whitey

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  33. Bad Brad

    January 30th, 2013

    Yes but are you Anonymous?

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  34. todak

    January 30th, 2013

    No, I am todak!

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  35. Bad Brad

    January 30th, 2013

    You just said, oh never mind I’m going to bed.

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  36. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 30th, 2013

    “Here’s a little trick I learned from Gloria Alred”

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  37. 99th Squad Leader

    January 30th, 2013

    Libtard Boogie Woogie

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  38. 99th Squad Leader

    January 30th, 2013

    Chicago Gangster Style

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  39. Bloodless Coup

    January 30th, 2013

    It’s one big self-indulgent party until the economy collapses or someone finally takes a closer look at that birth certificate.

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  40. BILL

    January 30th, 2013

    “a few years ago this guy would have been getting us coffee” – bill clinton

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  41. Dadof3

    January 30th, 2013

    The O family learns how to say ‘shit’ in sign language right after learning the sign for ‘eat’.

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  42. Claudia

    January 30th, 2013

    Sure, I’ll teach you to skeet-shoot. First you grab the tall scarey looking gun like this…

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  43. D B Cooper

    January 30th, 2013

    Tell that stupid white waiter to bring us three double meat dog burgers and some ‘em 40s of Colt 45
    rat now !!!!

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  44. Nick

    January 30th, 2013

    Eenie Meenie, Mineee Moe, Catch a Nigga by the toe!

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  45. Cat Whisperer

    January 30th, 2013

    Little Bammy Fu-Fu hopping through the forest,
    Taxing the rich and bashing them on the head …

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  46. McFartus Spontaneous

    January 30th, 2013

    I dont know about their artificially insemenated daughters, but these two are quite the waste of oxygen. Not to mention the duck face look went out in 2010..

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  47. demonrat dave

    January 30th, 2013

    Hey Moose I bet I can squeeze out my gerbal first

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  48. Cathy

    January 30th, 2013

    With that technique, Moo, you’ll be making money hand over fist in no time in Vegas.

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  49. Dr. Tar

    January 30th, 2013

    Malia:”You guys are doing it wrong.”

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  50. Dr. Tar

    January 30th, 2013

    So much dignity.

    How did this nation ever get buy without these people? Oh, yeah we had the epitome of marriage in Bill and Hillary for 8 years too.

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  51. Horrorman18

    January 30th, 2013

    ” Simon says…Hold your hands like I do when I grab Reggie!”

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  52. thirdtwin

    January 30th, 2013

    For only 2 payments of $19.95 and just $9.95 processing and handling, you’re going to love the way your Permanent Campaign War Chest looks when you use the Shake-Down Weight® Pro! After just one hour, you will be able to extort 30% more cash from your favorite crony capitalists!

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  53. Mrs Compton

    January 30th, 2013

    One potato
    two potato
    we got 4 more!
    Three potato
    Four potato
    and the bitter clingers
    have no clue what’s in store!!!

    We won, we won, we won! I am the WON!

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  54. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 30th, 2013

    @ Old Richard – You jumped my gun.
    –The other old Richard

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOrQTh_Cq7U
    .

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  55. MNHawk

    January 30th, 2013

    -0.1%! Recession! Let’s Party!

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  56. thirdtwin

    January 30th, 2013

    @MNHawk…

    “…this was the moment when the slow rise in growth stopped, and our economy began to recede…again…”

    goddambush.

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  57. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 30th, 2013

    This is how we shovel the shit to the American citizens.

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  58. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 30th, 2013

    O/T — Would someone please tell me how “their” daughter looks like either one of them?

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  59. conservative cowgirl

    January 30th, 2013

    @Stranded in Sonoma, and the younger one even less of a resemblance…

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  60. PAvolley

    January 30th, 2013

    “Heh, heh, you crack me up Barry, it took most of 2008 for you to learn this Motown Move to look black to the peeps.”

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  61. mkultra

    January 30th, 2013

    Moochie: …just then I burst into the room and saw your father buck nekkid with his hands on reggie like this.

    Barry: don’t listen to your mother, Sasha. my hands were like this.

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  62. Lance o Lot

    January 30th, 2013

    “Swallow on the down stroke, then roll your eyes up, gazing appreciatively at his satisfied smile”

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  63. marcus tullius cicero

    January 30th, 2013

    ROCK,PAPER,SCISSORS,SQUIREEL!

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  64. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    January 30th, 2013

    two fisted release and spit

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