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Irish Flu Shots

Jokeroo

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  1. grayscape

    January 28th, 2013

    Heh heh… I get several “flu shots” a week. Don’t wanna take any chances.

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  2. Bad Brad

    January 28th, 2013

    That’s funny. I think that what a lot of people here use. I do.

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  3. old_oaks

    January 29th, 2013

    The flu shot around here apparently is the Illinois River. I think multiple trips is best but just one trip might immunize you from 98.9% of all pathogens.

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  4. JimBob

    January 29th, 2013

    It works i didn’t get the flu.

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  5. Menderman

    January 29th, 2013

    a buck forty nine? Really? That bar must be in a real sh!thole of a place to sell em dat cheap!

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  6. Jimmy

    January 29th, 2013

    I’ll take two.

    Wait. What if they don’t work? Then I’ll need more.

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  7. Kairn

    January 29th, 2013

    A little fire that warms is better than a big fire that burns.

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  8. JimBob

    January 29th, 2013

    1/2 Gallon bottle works better.

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  9. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 29th, 2013

    As an American of Irish descent, I resemble that remark!

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  10. Cardigan

    January 29th, 2013

    Me too, Stranded. I have my own… Pharmacy

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  11. Death_By_Farts

    January 29th, 2013

    Chase one of these with a bowl of hot chicken soup…You’re back to work in one day.

    Works every time.

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  12. demonrat dave

    January 29th, 2013

    Where do the Irish go for vacation?
    A different bar.

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  13. Moe Tom

    January 29th, 2013

    Waitin’ for my bottle of “Effin Irish Whiskey.”
    Doc told me about it.

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  14. Moe Tom

    January 29th, 2013

    Menderman. That’s $1.49 per shot plus 2% Medical Excise Tax which began 1/1/13 under Obamacare.

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  15. Moe Tom

    January 29th, 2013

    Oops, that would be 2.3% Medical Excise Tax.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 29th, 2013

    @ Death_By_Farts – Irish-Jewish?

    One of Dublin’s mayors a few years ago . . .

    @ MoeTom – Still cheaper than Budweiser and, at 80 proof, 28.57 times as effective. Better, too, in the sense that, even though you’ll still get sick, you won’t give a shyte.

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  17. kvn

    January 29th, 2013

    Thanks for reminding me to imbibe my flu shot. Stop me around 9 and call a cab.

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  18. Doc

    January 29th, 2013

    Moe Tom, the distributer up in Syracuse has it, I think it’s just become very popular very fast and they can’t keep up with the demand.

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