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Boehner: I Should Have Done the Obvious

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PJ Tatler

Mea Culpa, says Rep. Boehner, I should not have caved to President Obama, according to reports leaked to The Hill from those who saw the House Speaker’s no-press-allowed speech on Tuesday.

The day after Obama’s second historically historic election, Boehner passed his only bargaining chip across the table to his opponent, who then promptly jammed it up Boehner’s left nostril, jacking taxes and doing nothing about spending or the debt.

Boehner reportedly told a GOP club “hindsight is 20/20.” But in this case foresight was better than 20/20, if only he had listened to the roar of the people outside of the beltway.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me every day for four years, shame on the electorate in the state of Ohio, and the GOP caucus in the House who put this gullible man across the table from Foxy Loxy.

» 29 Comments

  1. joe6pak

    January 27th, 2013

    Boehner, you god damn jackass!!!

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  2. Kevin R.

    January 27th, 2013

    Go away, Boehner. Go away. Idiot.

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  3. Tony R

    January 27th, 2013

    What an ass. Every single conservative commentator told him this would happen, he wouldn’t listen, now he wants forgiveness. Well screw you Boehner.

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  4. bubba

    January 27th, 2013

    bubba is not pleased with boehner. bubba has many things he’d like to say, but out of decorum will hold his tongue.

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  5. Truthsayer221

    January 27th, 2013

    Simply unbelievable, “I should have listened to those I represent.” It is time for term limits to curb the power of these old dogs!

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  6. RightWinger

    January 27th, 2013

    Wow, John Boner went out there and gave the GOP equivlant to Hillary’s “What’s the difference?” by saying….

    ““hindsight is 20/20.””

    Brilliant John, brilliant! Too bad the NY Slimes and Washington Compost (to quote Levin) still are not going to gush all over you ala Hillary.

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  7. Gina

    January 27th, 2013

    hindsight my ass – he’s scared of obama.
    with that name you would think he’d have some balls.

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  8. Diann

    January 27th, 2013

    Yes, and if Friar Lawrence had gotten to Romeo in time, he would have known Juliet was faking it.

    Thanks for nothing you RINO puke.

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  9. Anonymous

    January 27th, 2013

    In the end, all we’ll have left are our guns.

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 27th, 2013

    I should have listened to those I represent.

    Read as: “I know I’m up for re-election in 2 years so you have to look past this one in a long list of typical RINO screw-ups I’ve made, to give the socialists everything they want, and re-elect me anyway. You have to! You have to! You have to! Or I’m gonna hold my breath!”

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  11. serfer62

    January 27th, 2013

    Those who voted for this fool need to be primaried out of office…

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  12. StrangernFiction

    January 27th, 2013

    And if asked to play some golf this Spring, Tears will be there.

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  13. StrangernFiction

    January 27th, 2013

    The annihilation of the GOP cannot come fast enough.

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  14. Melody

    January 27th, 2013

    Ohio… throw his ass out in 2014! Don’t be a dumb cluck this time around!

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  15. ilovevictoriasbows

    January 27th, 2013

    Pathetic and inexcusable. How embarrassing to us all.

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  16. Tim

    January 27th, 2013

    “I didn’t know that hitting my thumb with a hammer would hurt!”

    J. Boehner

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  17. grayjohn

    January 27th, 2013

    You lying shit sack! You never intended to do anything else. RINO asshole!

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  18. Tim

    January 27th, 2013

    “Momma said that if I beat my head against a brick wall, and then stop, it would feel better. But every time I did it, maybe 100 times, it just made me dizzy.”

    J. Boehner

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  19. grayjohn

    January 27th, 2013

    so i went through all that gravitar crap for nothing?

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  20. Tim

    January 27th, 2013

    “Obama said that if I caved, he’d call me ‘courageous’ at some White House dinner where I could be part of the waitstaff.”

    J. Boehner

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  21. B. Hussein Obama

    January 27th, 2013

    John, I bet Moose $10 you’d do it again!

    What a sap!

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  22. DaveVA

    January 27th, 2013

    Being from Ohio, at first I was pleased, then the first tear came, I said, “Oh crap”….

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  23. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 27th, 2013

    @grayjohn — It may take a while to show up. Make sure you enter your email. It says not required but if you don’t enter the email associated with your Gravatar, it won’t show.

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  24. Carlos The Jackal

    January 27th, 2013

    Boner trusted bo to honor an agreement made in private?
    The GOP are a special kind of stupid, arent they?

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  25. J. Boehner

    January 27th, 2013

    Well, Obama let me shine his shoes … with my tongue …

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  26. Jerry Manderin

    January 27th, 2013

    Go to http://www.thefinereport.com

    Robert has Boehner pegged to a “T.”

    FUNNIER THAN ALL GET OUT! LOL!

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  27. Unruly Refugee

    January 27th, 2013

    It would be good news to hear that 0bama threatened bodily harm to Boner’s family if the dick didn’t play ball with him. That might be a legitimate reason to ball like a little girl in a room full of reporters with cameras.

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  28. Carlos The Jackal

    January 27th, 2013

    “Charlie Orange, you blockhead!”

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  29. steve

    January 27th, 2013

    His name is a misnomer-obviously, he has never had one!

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