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Knox County, Maine (The Weekly Vice) – Valerie Nile, a 44-year-old Friendship woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly threatened a man with several knives because he and his roommate refused to have a threesome with her.
According to the Knox County Sheriff’s Office, Nile was reportedly hanging out at her neighbors’ residence located at a mobile home park, when the trio began discussing the possibility of having a threesome.
When Nile’s hopes of carrying out the threesome didn’t materialize, she allegedly became enraged.
That’s when she went to the kitchen, grabbed three knives and began threatening the male victim with them.
mkultra
January 27th, 2013
If it were a man demanding sex at knifepoint, instead of a deranged woman, he would have been charged with 2 counts of attempted 1st degree rape. And his bail would be set at least 1000X higher than hers.
Unruly Refugee
January 27th, 2013
Looks like John Kerry with a wig.
Menderman
January 27th, 2013
Three knives? I assume she had one in each hand, and that leaves one knife in an unknown place….
I’ll stop there
Dan Ryan Galt
January 27th, 2013
I would have taken the knife and stabbed myself.
Death before Disco, death before Valerie.
Judge Mental
January 27th, 2013
So much for “Friendship.”
Chalupa
January 27th, 2013
When she gets out of jail, maybe they can make another stab at it.
Johnny Freedom
January 27th, 2013
44? She looks 64! …and like Herman Munster (ah hell, Unruly Refugee beat me to it.)
Bad Brad
January 27th, 2013
I hope Greyscape is alright.
historicus
January 27th, 2013
Looking at her, I don’t think there’s enough beer in the world to make me consider it.
grayscape
January 27th, 2013
Of course I’m fine. You know there would have been no need to threaten Grayscape when opportunity comes knockin’….
Bad Brad
January 27th, 2013
Thank God.
Chieftain
January 27th, 2013
“When thou goest to woman, take thy whip.”
Nietzsche
Bad Brad
January 27th, 2013
“Whip It Good”
Devo
norman einstein
January 27th, 2013
That website is nuts. Full of freaking inbreds.
J Frank Parnell
January 27th, 2013
Maybe they wouldn’t double-team because that’s a dude!
Tony R
January 27th, 2013
If the knife wasn’t “anti-viagra” that face sure as hell was.
Moxie Man
January 27th, 2013
I moved out of Maine 1-1/2 years ago. Damn, I miss those trailer park menages a trois.
Rick
January 27th, 2013
J Frank, that explains a lot. After all, it’s us GUYz that can’t handle rejection…
Corona
January 28th, 2013
The goggles! They do nothing!
Geoff C. The Saltine
January 28th, 2013
You all should go find the real account of what and why, I will not post it here its to gross.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 28th, 2013
“Nile was booked into the Knox County Jail and charged with threatening and terrorizing. Her bond was set at $250 cash. ”
Whaaat? what about Attempted rape? Gaah. Just because she’s a woman she gets away with less? (It’s a woman, right?)
Stranded in Sonoma
January 28th, 2013
If that’s a woman, then so is the First Creature.
Oh, wait!
Serious Putty
January 28th, 2013
Drugs.
Unruly Refugee
January 28th, 2013
I am laughing my ass off reading these comments, especially Dan Ryan Galt’s first sentence. LOL! That ox should be charged with inciting suicide.
NOMOBAMY
January 28th, 2013
DOGPILE??
More like PIGPILE.
Necrophidius
January 28th, 2013
She should settle for a onesome.
MNHawk
January 28th, 2013
I can’t understand why the guys couldn’t get it up, between the knives and a face that screams Meth Chic?
Aidan
January 28th, 2013
Somebody get her a buzzer.
Billy Fuster
January 28th, 2013
Rode hard and put away wet.
IronyCurtain
January 28th, 2013
Threesome? I heard that she was turned down for solo sex.
phil.arbeit
January 28th, 2013
I didn’t know Snooki’s mom was even out of jail yet. That didn’t last long.