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Knox County, Maine (The Weekly Vice) – Valerie Nile, a 44-year-old Friendship woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly threatened a man with several knives because he and his roommate refused to have a threesome with her.

 

According to the Knox County Sheriff’s Office, Nile was reportedly hanging out at her neighbors’ residence located at a mobile home park, when the trio began discussing the possibility of having a threesome.

When Nile’s hopes of carrying out the threesome didn’t materialize, she allegedly became enraged.

That’s when she went to the kitchen, grabbed three knives and began threatening the male victim with them.

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  1. mkultra

    January 27th, 2013

    If it were a man demanding sex at knifepoint, instead of a deranged woman, he would have been charged with 2 counts of attempted 1st degree rape. And his bail would be set at least 1000X higher than hers.

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  2. Unruly Refugee

    January 27th, 2013

    Looks like John Kerry with a wig.

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  3. Menderman

    January 27th, 2013

    Three knives? I assume she had one in each hand, and that leaves one knife in an unknown place….

    I’ll stop there

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  4. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 27th, 2013

    I would have taken the knife and stabbed myself.

    Death before Disco, death before Valerie.

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  5. Judge Mental

    January 27th, 2013

    So much for “Friendship.”

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  6. Chalupa

    January 27th, 2013

    When she gets out of jail, maybe they can make another stab at it.

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  7. Johnny Freedom

    January 27th, 2013

    44? She looks 64! …and like Herman Munster (ah hell, Unruly Refugee beat me to it.)

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  8. Bad Brad

    January 27th, 2013

    I hope Greyscape is alright.

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  9. historicus

    January 27th, 2013

    Looking at her, I don’t think there’s enough beer in the world to make me consider it.

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  10. grayscape

    January 27th, 2013

    Of course I’m fine. You know there would have been no need to threaten Grayscape when opportunity comes knockin’….

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  11. Bad Brad

    January 27th, 2013

    Thank God.

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  12. Chieftain

    January 27th, 2013

    “When thou goest to woman, take thy whip.”

    Nietzsche

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  13. Bad Brad

    January 27th, 2013

    “Whip It Good”

    Devo

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  14. norman einstein

    January 27th, 2013

    That website is nuts. Full of freaking inbreds.

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  15. J Frank Parnell

    January 27th, 2013

    Maybe they wouldn’t double-team because that’s a dude!

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  16. Tony R

    January 27th, 2013

    If the knife wasn’t “anti-viagra” that face sure as hell was.

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  17. Moxie Man

    January 27th, 2013

    I moved out of Maine 1-1/2 years ago. Damn, I miss those trailer park menages a trois.

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  18. Rick

    January 27th, 2013

    J Frank, that explains a lot. After all, it’s us GUYz that can’t handle rejection…

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  19. Corona

    January 28th, 2013

    The goggles! They do nothing!

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  20. Geoff C. The Saltine

    January 28th, 2013

    You all should go find the real account of what and why, I will not post it here its to gross.

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  21. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 28th, 2013

    “Nile was booked into the Knox County Jail and charged with threatening and terrorizing. Her bond was set at $250 cash. ”

    Whaaat? what about Attempted rape? Gaah. Just because she’s a woman she gets away with less? (It’s a woman, right?)

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  22. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 28th, 2013

    If that’s a woman, then so is the First Creature.

    Oh, wait!

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  23. Serious Putty

    January 28th, 2013

    Drugs.

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  24. Unruly Refugee

    January 28th, 2013

    I am laughing my ass off reading these comments, especially Dan Ryan Galt’s first sentence. LOL! That ox should be charged with inciting suicide.

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  25. NOMOBAMY

    January 28th, 2013

    DOGPILE??

    More like PIGPILE.

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  26. Necrophidius

    January 28th, 2013

    She should settle for a onesome.

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  27. MNHawk

    January 28th, 2013

    I can’t understand why the guys couldn’t get it up, between the knives and a face that screams Meth Chic?

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  28. Aidan

    January 28th, 2013

    Somebody get her a buzzer.

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  29. Billy Fuster

    January 28th, 2013

    Rode hard and put away wet.

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  30. IronyCurtain

    January 28th, 2013

    Threesome? I heard that she was turned down for solo sex.

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  31. phil.arbeit

    January 28th, 2013

    I didn’t know Snooki’s mom was even out of jail yet. That didn’t last long.

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