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Bindi Irwin and Her Overcrowded Party

Home - by - January 26, 2013 - 11:00 America/New_York - 23 Comments

The Herald Sun reports that The Crocodile Hunter’s daughter is extremely butthurt She penned an article for Hillary Clinton’s leftist website, Go Wild – Coming Together for Conservation. Her theme was the problem of world overpopulation. But Bindi was horrified to learn that the piece was edited. So she spiked it.

As a dutiful prog she says it stung, but her extreme admiration for Shrillary lingers on.

But that’s not the interesting part of the story. This is:

The Herald Sun

“I don’t believe there’s any one solution for our population crisis but I think if we’re able to open up the Pandora’s Box and start discussing it change can be made.”

“How is it possible that our fragile planet can sustain these masses of people?” Bindi wrote.

“Think of it this way. Pretend for a moment that I’m having a party, inviting 15 of my closest friends. I’ve rented a room big enough to fit 15 people, I’ve bought 15 sandwiches for each of my friends to eat, and I have put together 15 party bags, one for each friend.

“My party is about to start, and I hear a knock at the door. My friends are here! Only, when I open the door, 70 of my friends are standing there wanting to come to the party!

“What do I do? My room is only big enough to fit 15, with 70 we won’t have any room to move and dance. I don’t have enough food. Do I divide the sandwiches among the 70 people? But then everyone will still be hungry. What about the party bags? Do I only give the party bags out to my closest friends? Isn’t that unfair to everyone else?

“That is the crisis facing mother earth today.”

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No, Blondi. Pretend for a moment I’M throwing the party and you’re showing up trying to get in. Now what crisis are YOU facing, you spoiled little brat?

This is an extremely disturbing analogy that can only be born from the mind of a budding progtard.

Yes, let’s talk about the uncomfortable topic of overpopulation. We have to thin the herd. YOU FIRST. I know of a really high cliff you can use.

Oh, you’re only talking about people having future kids? Okay, hand over your ovaries or we’re going to cut them out. You see where I’m going with this, Bindi?

The real solution is to stop your admiration for that crunt Hillary Clinton. Clinton is part of the party who wants to keep subsidizing “overpopulation” with MY MONEY. Turn off that spigot and we’re on our way to thinning the herd the “fair way.”

Al Gore can make all sorts of charts that show a correlation between carbon and warming, but damn if these dumb bastards cannot see a correlation between subsidies and the population explosion, particularly exploding among people who rely on subsidies. That one escapes these a-holes.

Think before you write, Bindi. Life’s not a party that you’re hosting. Oh, and by the way, your production company throws away more food at the craft service table than some entire African villages eat in a month. Grow up and get on the right team. The left is despicable.

 

 

 

» 23 Comments

  1. Moe Tom

    January 26th, 2013

    No problemo Bindi. Try loafs and fishes. Feed the multitudes. Lucky for you you don’t have the 55 million aborted babies to contend with. Idiot.

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  2. ingvard

    January 26th, 2013

    Bindi, will you be the first “carring” human to sign up fo a retro-active abortion to save the planet???

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  3. Noelegy

    January 26th, 2013

    I’m guessing she’s unable to apply her “party” metaphor to the burgeoning immigration crisis that Australia is facing?

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  4. dude

    January 26th, 2013

    Bindi,
    I have yet to see a “room capacity” sign on Earth, you little sh*t

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  5. Edith McCrotch

    January 26th, 2013

    “…start discussing it change can be made.”

    Discussing it with whom?

    The left?(“Free” abortions for everyone whether you want one or not!!! YAHOOOO!!!)

    The right? (Cold showers and abstinence!!!!! YIPPEEE!!!!)

    There’s the discussion in a nutshell.

    Now,why don’t you just STFU little girl until you’re old enough to have your own answer instead of standing there wringing your hands telling us that we must have a discussion.

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  6. Moe Tom

    January 26th, 2013

    Let the moussies multiply and all you blonde, blue eyed libtards sit back and enjoy life with the “burden” of children.

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  7. Swillary Rodman Clitstone

    January 26th, 2013

    Hey there, Bindi, your comments about Pandora’s Box has me ALL excited, if you know what I mean.

    Why don’t you and Pandora strap on come chaps and come to my place for some drinkie poos!!

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  8. Claudia

    January 26th, 2013

    Edith McCrotch for President!

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  9. KF

    January 26th, 2013

    Progressivism / liberalism is a death cult.

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  10. Dr Tar

    January 26th, 2013

    An analogy only Malthus would love.

    Who put Bindi in charge of the party anyway? I think the party guest should all vote on who has to leave the party (democracy / mob rule in action). Being such a downer and so incompetent as to invite too many people to her party, I nominate Bindi to be the first to go.

    Everyone else, I vote that we use our collective knowledge, ability and skill to build a bigger facility that can accomodate all of us, comfortably. This is why Malthus has been wrong since he originally wrote his wrong headed thesis on over population. Human kind has been able to innovate and organize production to not only accomodate more people on earth, but to make so much we’re dying of obesisty.

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  11. Sara B

    January 26th, 2013

    Gosh I love you BFH! Masterful take down…if Bindi is going to play with grown ups she better learn both sides…frankly I’m shocked Hiliary hasn’t named her to 2016 campaign team.

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  12. Houston

    January 26th, 2013

    Oh man, since we can’t abort all the babies it’s too bad we stopped funding NASA. When I was a kid space colonies were the answer.

    Now it’s kill off those who disagree with you or are in the womb and can’t fight back.

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  13. MaryfromMarin

    January 26th, 2013

    It’s too bad she doesn’t have use of her own mind, instead of the one progressivism shaped for her since her birth.

    Garbage in, garbage out.

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  14. Children

    January 26th, 2013

    Children are always liberals. That’s why 18 year olds got the vote. If you have no skin in the game it’s easy to vote to tax
    “RICH” people or vote to take someone’s gun away.

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  15. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 26th, 2013

    How is it possible that our fragile planet can sustain these masses of people?

    Maybe that’s why every now and then our fragile planet has an earthquake, tsunami, landslide, volcanic eruption, flood, tornado, hurricane, etc. just to remove some. Our planet is so fragile that it tries to kill us every chance it gets.

    Hey Bindi! Why don’t you ask all of the survivors from the Fukushima tsunami if they think our planet is fragile? How about the residents of Pompeii that were frozen into their death poses by the hot burning ash from Vesuvius?

    You schmuck! This planet is about as fragile as a 10 ton block of lead. But enough discussion about your head…

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  16. Blink

    January 26th, 2013

    Man. I loved Steve the CH. But his little girl has been lead astray by Mom or the Sea Shepard bunch. Sorry to see it. Maybe lil bro Bob will won’t be a nutjob.

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  17. sablegsd

    January 26th, 2013

    I hated her old man. Brain dead asswipe. It was ok for him to harass wildlife, right? For ratings and filthy lucre. He got what he deserved. And when he dangled his newborn son in front of a croc and smugly declared he was in total control, well I hoped he would get killed before he killed his kids. Thank you God.

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  18. 99th Squad Leader

    January 26th, 2013

    A liberal prog teen makes even less sense when they try to be logical. Bindi’s analogy and conclusion proves she is naive and immature. Give it time, because future personal life experiences-good and bad, will knock at least some of that liberal garbage right out of her.

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  19. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 26th, 2013

    Well said, Fur.

    Bindi, try busting the balls of the African and Asian gubmints on how they treat their people. It isn’t about population, it’s about CONTROL. The more desperate you make people, the more likely they are to control you with a sack of grains and some water here and there. And I wonder why do the scientists keep telling us the world’s population is declining? Maybe you should go talk to them first? Or maybe that doesn’t interest you.
    Australia has a huge welfare problem, too. Maybe if your gubmint cut out funding lazy asses they wouldn’t breed uncontrollably, eh?

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  20. Tim

    January 26th, 2013

    Australia – ~8 people per square mile.
    Planet Earth – ~114 people per square mile.

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  21. Tim

    January 26th, 2013

    That’s 0.17 people per acre.

    WTF are they crying about?

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  22. grayjohn

    January 26th, 2013

    Poor Bindi. You will grow up like this and then someday realize that you have hated yourself since birth and no doubt off yourself in some awful way.
    Conservation is a synonym for exclude or kill humans. That is what self loathing environazis want to do and when you realize you are one of them it will kill you.

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  23. scr_north

    January 26th, 2013

    Well Bindi, it seems that your Dad did his bit for mother Gaia isn’t it your turn to step up or perhaps you were planning on picking who was next for the sacrifice. Hell, Fur was right, why don’t you just hand in your ovaries and get a real job helping people.

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