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Robert Gibbs: A Transparent Tool
Oh, so hilarious, Gibbsy!
Imagine: He thought this joke was so good, he actually prepared it before the presser. MKH is calling him the Dane Cook of politics for ripping off a goof that’s already been done three times by national figures, including Palin herself, but it’s worse than that. The Daily Show did a double hit on it last night, first with Stewart reading off his hand and then Wyatt Cenac reading off his belly, so that’s five times at least.
Too bad you are actually like the tenth media person/public figure to make that alleged joke, Gibbs. Alleged because, in fact, the only time that it was funny, was when Palin herself did it, writing the words “Hi, Mom” on her palm while making a campaign stop with Governor Rick Perry.
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Gibbsy, you are way behind the curve, as always. Even the buffoonish, and creepily obsessed, Andrea Mitchell beat you to it! Plus, a joke no longer works when the butt of the joke has already poked fun of herself. Although, I can see how you wouldn’t be used to that; the Obama administration does not seem to know about a little thing called self-deprecating humor.
See, not thinking that you are a perfect being, beyond reproach, is how most people behave. It’s one of those “little people” skills. You should look into it. I bet you expected Palin to act like your boss and start crying and bemoaning the big meany pantsers. I am going to be a “decider” now. My decision? Palin rocks. You stink. I also have a note on my hand and it says “Sorry, Gibbs. But she’s just not that into you.”
She’s getting to you, isn’t she, White House? She’s really getting under your super-thin skin. Now that is really hope-y, change-y.
I'm on Vacation
February 9th, 2010
just saw this over on HA,
the man is a douchebag, what can I say.
I seriously doubt the man even knows, “rosy palm and her five finger sisters”…
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1MadJack
February 9th, 2010
Gibbs, what an asshatted douchebag!
I’d love to feed him a knuckle sandwich.
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I'm on Vacation
February 9th, 2010
1madjack,
great minds think alike
1MadJack
February 9th, 2010
Tim
February 9th, 2010
In a nation of 360 million souls, that’s the cleverest guy BO could sign?
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Diann
February 9th, 2010
Let them joke. Let them continue to poke fun of people like Sarah Palin and the Tea Parties. Let them. Let them continue laughing all the way to the exit after November. These idiots are so completely out of touch with what is going on in this country. Let them keep up the routine. They keep showing their contempt for us. Let them! Pricks.
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I'm on Vacation
February 9th, 2010
down diann, down girl !!
Doc
February 9th, 2010
Uh Tim…that’s because all the smart ones are playing for the other team! He doesn’t have the smarts to be able to carry Dana Perino’s purse!
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I'm on Vacation
February 9th, 2010
doc,
as of now, IF he was able to carry Ms.Perino’s purse, he would be getting ink all over it…
the man is a buffoon !!
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illustr8r
February 9th, 2010
The bottom of my left hand reads:
Proud Patriot
The bottom of my right hand reads:
2nd American Revolution
My middle finger though shows what I think of the O admin…don’t need a Sharpie for that.
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Doc
February 9th, 2010
Diann, you made me think of that old joke: What’s the difference between a cactus and the White House?
The cactus has it’s pricks on the outside!
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Papadoc
February 9th, 2010
How completely lame. He’s like the 10 year old kid brother trying hard to fit into his older sibling’s friends’ conversations. “Me too! Me too!”
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IHaveNoIdea
February 9th, 2010
Diann, the imposeurs can’t be gone soon enough. Basturds. BTW, Colbert called Palin a “F* Retard” on national television. How’s that for intelligence in media?
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/02/09/stephen-colbert-says-sarah-palin-f-king-retard
Rightwingfeather
February 9th, 2010
I’d have a big F.U. written on the palm of my hand.
Robert Gibbs: Transparently Toolish, Mocks Palin with Palm Note | NewsReal Blog
February 9th, 2010
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1MadJack
February 9th, 2010
Dang we gots some fiesty women here.
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IH8Socialist
February 9th, 2010
Gibbs is such an assclown.
BigFurHat
February 9th, 2010
… little reported was that Gibbs ended with a
“wassssssssup” joke.
Or was it:
“where’s the beef?”
Perhaps it was
“dyn-o=Mite!’
“kiss my grits?”
“up your nose with a rubber hose?’
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Dan Collins
February 9th, 2010
Hey, Gibbsy! Check out what’s on my hand! Can’t see it? Come a little closer.
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IH8Socialist
February 9th, 2010
Man little Gibby reminds me of that asshat that was Saddam Insane press bitch. What did they call him? Bagdad Bob or something.
Rightwingfeather
February 9th, 2010
Yea, Mr. Gibbs and your pathetic little joke. Sarah is so insignificant?
You effin freaks are scared shitless, regardless of what your shit eating grin tries to hide. But you know what, thats OK. A government should be afraid of its citizens. And not the other way around.
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Javelina Bomb
February 9th, 2010
What’s ironic is it was his left hand that got him his current job. You would think Obama would tell him not to mess with “his other wife”.
Lil Robby Gibbs
February 9th, 2010
Come on guys stop making fun of me. Don’t blame me RamRod and AxleNut said that joke would go over good.
Wilson
February 9th, 2010
Looks like teleprompter jokes about the wonder boy are getting to them. The truth hurts, huh boys?
Doc
February 9th, 2010
IH8…Do you mean Tariq Aziz? Which was actually played by the character actor Joseph Maher.
bikedude
February 9th, 2010
The Progressives just keep showing how little imagination they really have. Hollywood pretty much only does remakes…MSM runs through the news as approved by Obama and the Dems want Euro Socialism which is about to collapse
IH8Socialist
February 9th, 2010
Doc Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf was the butt-monkey I was thinking of.
Wyatt AARP
February 9th, 2010
I don’t think with Gibbs it was really a joke; I think he thought Palin was on to something good.
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Call me Lennie
February 9th, 2010
Hey everyone let’s all play a crib note joke on Joe Biden
On the palm of his hand we’ll write “How do you keep Joe Biden busy. See other side.”
Then one the the top of his hand we’ll write, “How do you keep Joe Biden busy. See other side”
See how long it takes him to figure it out.
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bikedude
February 9th, 2010
@wyatt yeah..he should have been offended by Rahm’s retarded comment… since he qualifies
ed
February 9th, 2010
Is that a SEIU purple bracelet?
Mt Top Patriot
February 9th, 2010
Hey Lori! That has to be the sweetest thing I ever saw a public figure do, look at those 2 girls, talk about connection, I can just imagine the influence Sarah must have created in this little lady’s heart and spirit. I hope that little girl grows up to be a woman with Mrs. Palin’s principled character and care for all people she meets.
I’ve seen and heard Mrs. Palin do many things that are open and honest, things from the heart, and that woman has a heroes heart for sure. If I knew nothing about her and saw this photo as the first exposure of her running for President of the US, it would be all I’d need for her to get my vote.
But I know she not only has the ferocity of a Lioness, but the tenderness of a soul who values life and love above all else.
What better protector of We The People and this great country we live in?
PS, I’ll bet ya Piper wrote Hi Mom on her mom’s hand, they have been traveling together. A little put that in your pipe and smoke it back at ya to the dinosaur press for all the unconscionable acts of smear against her and her sisters, like only a kid can do. The apple don’t fall far from the tree. Weeeeeee go girl!
Mrs Palin makes it into the White House? This lady would be a fucking terror, she took those crooks and thieves in Alaska to the cleaners without breaking a sweat, can you imagine the hurt she could put on the “machine” in DC, with the Constitution backing her up? There has to be a lot of people scared shitless of her in that cesspool of Sodom on the Potomac.
Dyrewulf
February 9th, 2010
Gibbs is creepy, every time he opens his mouth he provides more of a reason to dislike Washington.
“…didn’t mean KILL those KIDS, it was a metaphor for encouraging the children to work together towards a common goal…” kind of creepy.
cfm
February 9th, 2010
I hope at her next speech,she places 5 or 6 teleprompters BEHIND her.
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Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 9th, 2010
What’s Gibbs’ purple wristband for, Married In Massachusetts?
We know what Palin’s was for; her son’s name in engraved on it.
ScratchNSniff
February 9th, 2010
I’m surprised the idiots, on the left, haven’t tried to charge her with endangering the welfare of a child. I mean after all she’s been out there shaking hands with all those people and then she touched that little girl on the face. SHOCKING!
ScratchNSniff
February 9th, 2010
And another thing, I don’t know how many times I’ve told my sister not to wear that table cloth out in public. And WTF, is she doing with mardi gras beads? Sheez!
MissInMich
February 9th, 2010
Gibbs is about as original as New Coke…what an effin douche!
My2Cents
February 9th, 2010
Does the job description for Obama Press Secty. include a qualification that the person be an a-hole?
My2Cents
February 9th, 2010
***He doesn’t have the smarts to be able to carry Dana Perino’s purse!***
He bearly has the smarts to carry his own purse.
cfm
February 9th, 2010
I swear this bunch makes the Keystone Cops look like MENSA.
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MoeTom
February 9th, 2010
Hey You dicks (BFH included) yesterday I wrote that I put KYHD on my left thumb and DTS on the right thumb, while on the golf course. “Keep your head down” and “don’t think stupid. You ignored me. Now this asshole Gibbs gets all sort of coverage. What the Fu*k, an immigrant dosen’t have a chance in this country. I could outglib gibbs in any bar.
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Alpha Maser
February 9th, 2010
Robert “Gibbon” is the prototypical “dickweed” (see the urban dictionary on that expletive):
http://maser-media.org/WordPress/?p=1746
Diann
February 9th, 2010
Maser,
OMG! That was hysterical.
mark
February 9th, 2010
hey, hiney hole … did you order your edible fist and anus yet?
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Cap'n Kirk
February 9th, 2010
Gibbsey gosh-awful tie clashes with his bracelet. Perhaps his wardrobe assistant is the same as the First Wookie’s?
cakes
February 9th, 2010
Alpha- great! It’s very “Planet of the Apes”.
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Tim
February 9th, 2010
It would take an imbecile to appreciate Gibbs.
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maryann
February 9th, 2010
mt top patriot, yah you got it, nailed it. those libtard womyn couldn’t hold a candle to Sarah, they think they have class just remember the pics of couric in slut dance poses at some event with little kids looking on. Behar, those skanks on SNL all the libtard NAGS types, The grime under a grease monkeys fingernails has more value than those creeps. Just keep coming at her you scum , we love her more with every swipe.
Go ahead make our day
Alpha Maser
February 9th, 2010
Thanks, Diann, cakes… Blush….
Red Star
February 9th, 2010
Hiney, we do no want to hear about your “Disgusting” Toy.
Even less about how you “Wore it out”
LibertyMilitia
February 9th, 2010
Gibbs had notes on his right hand as well, however they were warn off after he watched BO doing his stretching exercises earlier.
Milton
February 9th, 2010
Palin’s hand job just shows all of us what kind of dullard we are up against. WOW and some call her a leader….please.
mark
February 9th, 2010
hiney … proving MoeTom’s point … beautiful!
mark
February 9th, 2010
hiney … did you bring your boyfriend tonight? i bet you just had to after seeing the perfect give for valentines, eh?
MoeTom
February 9th, 2010
Niney I’m so fu*ked up I can’t respond. r
Rightwingfeather
February 9th, 2010
to dumb… or something. Well, that about sums it up!
IH8Socialist
February 9th, 2010
you know the only place hiney is ever invited is outside
IH8Socialist
February 9th, 2010
hiney you so ugly the people at circus pay money not to see you
Johhny Freedom
February 9th, 2010
He’s the Goebbels for Teleprompter man and he makes THAT joke? What a c**nt
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Doc
February 9th, 2010
It would be nice if there were a seperate set of threads that the mentally chanllenged can respond to and be kept of the ones for the normal people.
Maybe there could be an I.Q. test that commenters need to pass to be here.
mark
February 9th, 2010
Doc … only if i could be warned in advance of that test and be able to take it when sober!
Doc
February 9th, 2010
Mark I don’t have any doubts that most of us could pass just about any kind of aptitude / language skill test even 3 sheets to the wind. And still be able to weed out the dim light bulbs.
mark
February 9th, 2010
those damn .. er … dim bulbs are easy to see because they are all curly and have mercury in them
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 10th, 2010
Chris Muir absolutely infantilizes Gibbs today:
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/
Horrorman18
February 10th, 2010
I noticed a resemblance a while ago…
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/icarly/images/4/41/Gibby_infoboxpic.png
CB Harder
February 10th, 2010
What high school does ‘Gibbsy’ go to? I just wanna go to his school and put a dead fish in his locker but it’s probably been done before.
Chris
February 10th, 2010
What’s that say on gibbs’ hand?
“Use this hand to wipe?”
richard
February 10th, 2010
i have no doubt palin would be the best president in at least a generation.
may not be as ‘intellectual’. i’d give anything to
see someone cut the corruption and instill a sense of service in politicians enmasse.